Poll of the Day > There are no great stand up comedians alive today

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Firewood18
02/24/18 11:58:26 AM
#1:


All the best ones of my generation have died and there isn't anyone even close in comparison these days.
Louie CK was close but now he's tainted by his RL perversions.
Is stand up dead?
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argonautweakend
02/24/18 12:01:31 PM
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norm macdonald

and uhh, not everybody will be a fan, but neil hamburger is one of my favorite current comedians
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SilverBloodX3
02/24/18 12:03:10 PM
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Gtfo, Chappelle is alive
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Cacciato
02/24/18 12:10:52 PM
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SilverBloodX3 posted...
Gtfo, Chappelle is alive

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WhiskeyDisk
02/24/18 1:02:42 PM
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Doug Stanhope
Bert Kreisher
Tom Segura
Joe Rogan

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darkknight109
02/24/18 1:05:39 PM
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Steven Wright is definitely still alive.
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lvl01somacruz
02/24/18 1:05:47 PM
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there are tons of great standups. you're just cynical.
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MICHALECOLE
02/24/18 1:06:33 PM
#8:


Chris Rock
Sarah Silverman
Marc Maron
Bill Burr
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Mead
02/24/18 1:11:26 PM
#9:


How can this be an opinion
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Revelation34
02/24/18 1:14:57 PM
#10:


Firewood18 posted...
Louie CK was close but now he's tainted by his RL perversions.
Is stand up dead?


His comedy has nothing to do with what he has done.
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Firewood18
02/24/18 1:33:25 PM
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SilverBloodX3 posted...
Gtfo, Chappelle is alive

Alright, Chappelle is pretty damn good. His sketch comedy is best though.
darkknight109 posted...
Steven Wright is definitely still alive.

A decent funny man but he's really just a master of the dead pan delivery.
MICHALECOLE posted...
Chris Rock
Sarah Silverman
Marc Maron
Bill Burr

I dislike all these people. Sorry. WhiskeyDisk posted...
Doug Stanhope
Bert Kreisher
Tom Segura
Joe Rogan

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I've only heard of Rogan and he's not great.
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kangolcone
02/24/18 1:44:36 PM
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So really it has nothing to do with stand up comedians and everything to do with your own personal taste?

That seems more accurate.
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TheCyborgNinja
02/24/18 1:44:39 PM
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John Mulaney is funny. It's too bad his sitcom was garbage.
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JanwayDaahl
02/24/18 1:49:27 PM
#14:


SilverBloodX3 posted...
Gtfo, Chappelle is alive


Although his latest releases on netflix were not that great
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WhiskeyDisk
02/24/18 2:57:15 PM
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Firewood18 posted...
I've only heard of Rogan and he's not great.


At the very least, you need to YouTube up some Stanhope bits right now.
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Firewood18
02/24/18 3:02:27 PM
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Will do. And I just remembered Brian Regan is still around, the funniest clean comedian there is.
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EvilMegas
02/24/18 3:03:30 PM
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Mead posted...
How can this be an opinion

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helIy
02/24/18 3:07:10 PM
#18:


SilverBloodX3 posted...
Gtfo, Chappelle is alive

chappelle hasn't been good since

chappelle has never been good
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DeathMagnetic80
02/24/18 3:09:10 PM
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Jim Jefferies
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streamofthesky
02/24/18 3:14:13 PM
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Jimmy Carr
Ron White
Daniel Tosh
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MICHALECOLE
02/24/18 3:17:29 PM
#21:


JanwayDaahl posted...
SilverBloodX3 posted...
Gtfo, Chappelle is alive


Although his latest releases on netflix were not that great

Youre right, they were not that great

They were amazing
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DeathMagnetic80
02/24/18 6:41:07 PM
#22:


The quality of stand up these days is overall better than years prior. After the crash of the late 80s/early 90s, the hack guys washed out, and the people left were ones that LOVE the craft. You kinda have to now, because the money ain't all that great anymore for most comics.
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MICHALECOLE
02/24/18 7:10:27 PM
#23:


DeathMagnetic80 posted...
The quality of stand up these days is overall better than years prior. After the crash of the late 80s/early 90s, the hack guys washed out, and the people left were ones that LOVE the craft. You kinda have to now, because the money ain't all that great anymore for most comics.

Netflix is singlehandedly bringing standup back
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DeathMagnetic80
02/24/18 7:14:02 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
DeathMagnetic80 posted...
The quality of stand up these days is overall better than years prior. After the crash of the late 80s/early 90s, the hack guys washed out, and the people left were ones that LOVE the craft. You kinda have to now, because the money ain't all that great anymore for most comics.

Netflix is singlehandedly bringing standup back


They certainly are bringing some money back to it. I know gal getting paid like, $30,000 for 15 minutes on Netflix.
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SunWuKung420
02/24/18 7:14:03 PM
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helIy posted...
SilverBloodX3 posted...
Gtfo, Chappelle is alive

chappelle hasn't been good since

chappelle has never been good


Helly loves Amy Schumer though.
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WhiskeyDisk
02/24/18 10:08:22 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Youre right, they were not that great

They were amazing


What kills me about the Chapelle double special is the subtext. He's trying to get some deep shit through between the lines.
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Jen0125
02/24/18 10:10:43 PM
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Dave Chapelle?
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Nightengale
02/24/18 10:21:48 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Firewood18 posted...
Louie CK was close but now he's tainted by his RL perversions.
Is stand up dead?

His comedy has nothing to do with what he has done.

Have you seen his comedy.
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WhiskeyDisk
02/24/18 10:42:13 PM
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Seriously though guys, y'all are sleeping on Stanhope.
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MICHALECOLE
02/24/18 11:14:40 PM
#30:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Youre right, they were not that great

They were amazing


What kills me about the Chapelle double special is the subtext. He's trying to get some deep shit through between the lines.

I dont understand what youre saying.. is it a good thing or a bad thing?
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WhiskeyDisk
02/24/18 11:18:54 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
WhiskeyDisk posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Youre right, they were not that great

They were amazing


What kills me about the Chapelle double special is the subtext. He's trying to get some deep shit through between the lines.

I dont understand what youre saying.. is it a good thing or a bad thing?


Its a good thing, but it's going over everyone's heads because he's being so cryptic. Pay attention when he talks about walking away from his comedy Central deal.
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Revelation34
02/24/18 11:45:44 PM
#32:


Nightengale posted...
Have you seen his comedy.


I saw something ages ago. You missed my point anyway. You're combining his work with the person.
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Amuseum
02/25/18 12:38:51 AM
#33:


Dayo Wong (from Hong Kong) is probably the GOAT standup comic (if you understand Cantonese.)
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TheSlinja
02/25/18 12:46:45 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
helIy posted...
SilverBloodX3 posted...
Gtfo, Chappelle is alive

chappelle hasn't been good since

chappelle has never been good


Helly loves Amy Schumer though.

say this isn't true helly
this cant be true....
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Firewood18
02/25/18 1:45:47 AM
#35:


Yup Stanhope has some good stuff.
It kinda made me think about John Hall without the music and surrealism.
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Final_Revenger
02/25/18 1:48:11 AM
#36:


Firewood18 posted...
Will do. And I just remembered Brian Regan is still around, the funniest clean comedian there is.

Yeah I came to this topic to say Brian Regan. Stupid in school is my favourite bit of his.
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OhhhJa
02/25/18 1:49:38 AM
#37:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
Seriously though guys, y'all are sleeping on Stanhope.

Stanhope is awesome
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Joelypoely
02/25/18 2:02:07 AM
#38:


DeathMagnetic80 posted...
Jim Jefferies


streamofthesky posted...
Jimmy Carr

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WarGreymon77
02/25/18 2:13:45 AM
#39:


None alive? I think you mean none actively still doing standup.
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JTekashiro
02/25/18 10:14:25 AM
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Nobody is going to mention Mike Birbiglia? Get the fudge outta here!

Also, Joe Rogan's standup is not good. And this is coming from a Joe Rogan fan. He makes so many gay and gay rape jokes that I was shocked when I found out he was married to a woman.
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Lokarin
02/25/18 10:18:37 AM
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'Cuz they're all dead
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DeathMagnetic80
02/25/18 12:28:02 PM
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There are TONS of really talented, unknown/lesser guys and gals out there too. Keep an eye out for Ryan Hicks (Bill Hicks' nephew), Taylor Tomlinson (she was on Last Comic Standing and is insanely good for her age) and Zoltan Kaszas to name a few.
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Revelation34
02/25/18 1:06:14 PM
#44:


JTekashiro posted...
Also, Joe Rogan's standup is not good. And this is coming from a Joe Rogan fan. He makes so many gay and gay rape jokes that I was shocked when I found out he was married to a woman.


Lol.
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TyVulpine
02/25/18 1:07:13 PM
#45:


Bill Engvall
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Dunham
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wwinterj25
02/25/18 1:42:41 PM
#46:


John Bishop, Frankie Boyle and Lee Evans are some of my favourites and still alive the last time I looked.
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streamofthesky
02/25/18 2:14:51 PM
#47:


TyVulpine posted...
Bill Engvall
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Dunham

Was the purpose of your post to prove the TC's argument?

O_O
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TyVulpine
02/25/18 2:19:41 PM
#48:


streamofthesky posted...
TyVulpine posted...
Bill Engvall
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Dunham

Was the purpose of your post to prove the TC's argument?

O_O

I dont like those people, and only my opinion matters, no matter what others think!
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streamofthesky
02/25/18 2:21:19 PM
#49:


TyVulpine posted...
streamofthesky posted...
TyVulpine posted...
Bill Engvall
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Dunham

Was the purpose of your post to prove the TC's argument?

O_O

I dont like those people, and only my opinion matters, no matter what others think!

If you had left it at the first two, I'd have just figured, "eh, he has very different tastes than I do."
But adding freaking Jeff Dunham to the list is a bridge too far.
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