Poll of the Day > Uh... I just caught two of my cousins sexting each other

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PK_Spam
02/25/18 7:50:21 PM
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Surprise zombie attack!

Something within 3 feet of you will now be your weapon you use to survive the zombie apocalypse. How screwed are you?
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Mead
02/25/18 7:53:36 PM
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The zombie apocalypse will sort itself out. Zombies dont drink water so theyll dry out in like a day
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Summertimebooks
02/25/18 7:53:40 PM
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Goddammit lad
My laptop? I guess I could turn on some zombie porn or something as a distraction
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darcandkharg31
02/25/18 7:55:28 PM
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i'll stay up on a roof and let it sort sort itself out.
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Yellow
02/25/18 8:12:32 PM
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SunWuKung420
02/25/18 8:50:28 PM
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My sword is in my living room closet.

Also I activate robot Steve Jobs in anti-zombie mode.

I'll be fine.
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Zeus
02/25/18 8:59:31 PM
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Well, let's see. I've got a knife, a baseball bat, a sword, a laptop, a tv, a chair, a roll of paper towels, a bigger knife, a club, a table, a guitar I'm not particularly attached to, a replica foam Master Sword, a blanket, a ps3, an even bigger knife than the other two, and... some dental floss. Guess I'll go with the chair.

PK_Spam posted...
How screwed are you?


Not very. It's a pretty heavy chair and I swing it better than the legendary Chairman Mao, whose unparalleled chair-swinging made him China's leader.
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LinkPizza
02/25/18 9:01:40 PM
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Zeus posted...
Well, let's see. I've got a knife, a baseball bat, a sword, a laptop, a tv, a chair, a roll of paper towels, a bigger knife, a club, a table, a guitar I'm not particularly attached to, a replica foam Master Sword, a blanket, a ps3, an even bigger knife than the other two, and... some dental floss. Guess I'll go with the chair.

Go with the floss.
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GameReviews
02/25/18 9:02:39 PM
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The only thing nearby that'd make a good weapon is a stand-up lamp.
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Bugmeat
02/25/18 11:14:27 PM
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I have a half sized aluminum baseball bat that has some extra weight in the thumping end sitting here in the corner by my recliner. It makes for a decent head smasher.
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SkynyrdRocker
02/25/18 11:20:05 PM
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A lamp is the best weapon within three feet. I'm fucked.
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Troll_Police_
02/25/18 11:36:06 PM
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a propane torch i guess

not great
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Muscles
02/25/18 11:47:33 PM
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A car, should be solid for a while
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