Poll of the Day > ITT: Every teen high school drama ever

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1) Here at PotD High, we have a (too) huge cast of characters in a school with all of the fun and none of the rules. The nerds do prank wars all the time, and the drama geeks act as obnoxious as fucking possible anytime they can. Even in class.

Oh, and everyone is horny. And someone every student gets away with having sex all the time. Even in school somehow. But not EVERYONE is having sex. The nerds arent, but theyll be obnoxiously obsessed with getting to second base with a girl. Also, those nerds dont ever talk to the cute nerd girl for some reason. But thats okay, because the cute nerd girl is going to fall in love with the hunky jock, who is also being pined over by bitchy cheerleader.

Oh, and therere different classes of students to. And get ready for this one!!! One of the students is...gay!!!, but that is juxtaposed with him being on the football/other sport ball team!!! Isnt that crazy! He struggled with his sexuality until one of the obnoxious drama geeks turns him on with a hackneyed monologue from early 2000s sitcom My Wife and Kids.

Oh, and theres a girl. And shes abused! But not by her mom, or her dad. Shes abused by both!!! Her dad wants her to be a fashion model. Her mom wants her to be a veterinarian. Will girl manage to survive high school under the thumb of her abusive parents? Or will she... end it all... or will she be saved by the conventionally attractive, but not supermodel hot, boy next door?

In PotD High, there are no tests. No education. And no old teachers! Because theyll all hot and either nailing each other, or nailing the (of age, of course!) students.

Everyone is PotD High is 18. Even the freshmen.
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PK_Spam posted...

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is there going to be a 2)?
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Muffinz0rz posted...

PK_Spam posted...

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is there going to be a 2)?

Sequels to these kind of movies never work out well.
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Seems about right.
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1 don't pick up the phone you know he's only calling because he's drunk and alone