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cuttin_in_farm
03/03/18 9:29:30 PM
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Gluttonous bastards! I'm trying hard to gain weight, but I tap out at around 1000.

Is there any high calory food that also doesn't fill you up as fast as bread and chicken?
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SophieLuvsTofu
03/03/18 9:30:08 PM
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Potato chips?

Ice Cream?

Chocolate?

Now I feel fat lol
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Forlorn_Ass
03/03/18 9:30:13 PM
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Easy.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
03/03/18 9:30:27 PM
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How much do you weigh?
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thronedfire2
03/03/18 9:30:38 PM
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I could eat that just in candy every day
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Mango Sauce
03/03/18 9:31:23 PM
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if I stay away from junk food then i probably don't get much more than 1200
2000 is like... three *fully* prepared meals each with multiple high calorie items. who has time for that
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cuttin_in_farm
03/03/18 9:31:53 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
How much do you weigh?


I hover around 125-130. 5'9.

This shit's embarrassing. I'm tired of being a string bean. I'm proportionately strong, but I'm small af.
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flat_tyre
03/03/18 9:32:43 PM
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Wanna get fat? Then sugary drinks are your best friend. :)
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cuttin_in_farm
03/03/18 9:33:03 PM
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Is there a difference between healthy or lean calories and junk calories like chips and stuff?

So long as I excerise with it, it will do the same thing?
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XxKrazyChaosxX
03/03/18 9:34:18 PM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
How much do you weigh?


I hover around 125-130. 5'9.

This shit's embarrassing. I'm tired of being a string bean. I'm proportionately strong, but I'm small af.


Check out some protein shakes.
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Volkswagen_Bros
03/03/18 9:35:01 PM
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flat_tyre posted...
Wanna get fat? Then sugary drinks are your best friend. :)

Not unless they're high in fat, otherwise, sugary beverages are just gonna lead to diabeetus.

Also, if I didn't skip breakfast, I'd be pulling over 2,000.
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NightMarishPie
03/03/18 9:35:02 PM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Is there a difference between healthy or lean calories and junk calories like chips and stuff?

So long as I excerise with it, it will do the same thing?

There is totally a difference. Eat rice, beef and nuts and stuff. Those are all fairly calorie dense. Peanut butter and bread too.

This isn't specifically for you, but I will never understand how people cannot gain weight I find it to be so easy
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Ki_cat_
03/03/18 9:37:11 PM
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Don't listen to these fools suggesting you use junk/empty calories to gain weight lol. Yeah, you'll get fat but all that junk will hurt you.

Eat healthy and exercise. Try not to use too much carbs like bread or lean meats. Eat more good protein like beef, eat more vegetables. Nuts are good too. Eat so you don't feel dead after lifting weights.
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cuttin_in_farm
03/03/18 9:52:50 PM
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Ki_cat_ posted...
like beef, eat more vegetables.


Ughhhhh...

This'll be tough >_>
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JxOxNxIxCxS
03/03/18 9:54:50 PM
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Man youre 5'9" and weighs 130lbs?

Are you DJ Qualls?
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CruorComa
03/03/18 9:56:57 PM
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My maintenance is like 2400.
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Ashtanga95
03/03/18 9:59:41 PM
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Beef, whole milk, peanut butter etc
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cuttin_in_farm
03/03/18 10:00:42 PM
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JxOxNxIxCxS posted...
Man youre 5'9" and weighs 130lbs?

Are you DJ Qualls?


I've always been small. Even in grade school, where everyone is small, I was still noticeably smaller than other kids.

I think it's because I hated meats and eggs and pretty much every protein based food growing up. I never really ate veggies besides cabbage or corn either.

Don't really like candy or junk food, so I couldn't even gain the unhealthy way. I always ate jelly sandwiches without the peanut butter.

I literally chose not to eat the foods that help you grow. Really unfortunate taste buds.
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candyapplered
03/03/18 10:05:41 PM
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If you're trying to gain weight, eat steak, chicken thighs, rice, and potatoes.
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knuxnole
03/03/18 10:12:02 PM
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I concur with OP.

I can barely eat 1,500 calories a day without having to FORCE myself to eat more.
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