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nevershine
03/23/18 9:35:30 PM
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Who'd win










Who are you betting on, CE?
Let's go, guys!

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Darkrobotisback
03/23/18 9:36:20 PM
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Death Vader cause he'll just force choke everyone
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L0Z
03/23/18 9:39:15 PM
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Jackie Chan would wreck. He'd have Shendus Talismans and torch them all
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Wedge Antilles
03/23/18 9:39:52 PM
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Does Link have Nayru's love?
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do_ob_tpkillr
03/23/18 9:40:15 PM
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Jackie Chan. All the other characters seem like a ton of trouble, and Jackie Chan don't want no trouble.
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nevershine
03/23/18 9:40:57 PM
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Wedge Antilles posted...
Does Link have Nayru's love?

At this point, yes
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MuayThai85
03/23/18 9:56:50 PM
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Hulk obviously...
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Darkrobotisback
03/23/18 10:34:04 PM
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L0Z posted...
Jackie Chan would wreck. He'd have Shendus Talismans and torch them all
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Old as fuck cartoon
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TheCyborgNinja
03/23/18 10:34:33 PM
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Hulk, because he's a fucking bullshit character.
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03/23/18 10:35:42 PM
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Tyranthraxus
03/23/18 10:36:45 PM
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Jackie Chan wins because he's real

Satsui no Hado Ryu kills everyone in short order.
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R_Jackal
03/23/18 10:36:52 PM
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Hulk's a fucking universe buster in some iterations, and bullshit in almost all of them. Hulk takes this easily.
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Tyranthraxus
03/23/18 10:38:09 PM
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R_Jackal posted...
Hulk's a fucking universe buster in some iterations, and bullshit in almost all of them. Hulk takes this easily.

What iteration is that?

The strongest version of the hulk I'm aware of punched she-hulk so hard the planet underneath him exploded but that was an impressive feat even for him.

edit: and hulk has no way to defeat Scorpion
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crennigo
03/23/18 10:39:48 PM
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Jackie Chan vs Venom

dEEei3T
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TheCyborgNinja
03/23/18 10:43:24 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
R_Jackal posted...
Hulk's a fucking universe buster in some iterations, and bullshit in almost all of them. Hulk takes this easily.

What iteration is that?

The strongest version of the hulk I'm aware of punched she-hulk so hard the planet underneath him exploded but that was an impressive feat even for him.

edit: and hulk has no way to defeat Scorpion

Withstanding Black Bolt's voice, is a place to start. He basically just gets madder and stronger and is invincible. He makes Superman seem nuanced.
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L0Z
03/23/18 10:43:51 PM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
Old as fuck cartoon


I know this topic hit me in my childhood
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Tyranthraxus
03/23/18 10:44:42 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
Withstanding Black Bolt's voice, is a place to start

I doubt the name of the arc is Withstanding Black Bolt's voice. That's also like a tuesday for Hulk.
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DrizztLink
03/23/18 10:45:34 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Withstanding Black Bolt's voice, is a place to start

I doubt the name of the arc is Withstanding Black Bolt's voice. That's also like a tuesday for Hulk.

World War Hulk.
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Tyranthraxus
03/23/18 10:47:01 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Withstanding Black Bolt's voice, is a place to start

I doubt the name of the arc is Withstanding Black Bolt's voice. That's also like a tuesday for Hulk.

World War Hulk.

That's where what I'm talking about happened here:

Tyranthraxus posted...
The strongest version of the hulk I'm aware of punched she-hulk so hard the planet underneath him exploded but that was an impressive feat even for him.

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R_Jackal
03/23/18 10:50:43 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
R_Jackal posted...
Hulk's a fucking universe buster in some iterations, and bullshit in almost all of them. Hulk takes this easily.

What iteration is that?

The strongest version of the hulk I'm aware of punched she-hulk so hard the planet underneath him exploded but that was an impressive feat even for him.

edit: and hulk has no way to defeat Scorpion


Can't remember the exact comic, but I recall Hulk fighting... Night-Crawler I think it was, getting so pissed off he slammed his fists in to the ground so hard he created shockwave that destroyed every planet and star in the universe they were in.

He's also destroyed solar systems a few times IIRC.

Long and short of it, throwing Hulk in here is basically like throwing a Lion in amongst house cats.
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DevsBro
03/23/18 10:53:44 PM
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Vader or Venom tbh.

Hulk is a contender but I wouldn't expect him to have any defense against Force push or a levitation power or something.

Meanwhile, Venom really shouldn't be underestimated.
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Tyranthraxus
03/23/18 10:56:14 PM
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R_Jackal posted...
Long and short of it, throwing Hulk in here is basically like throwing a Lion in amongst house cats.

Hulk is a top tier contender but as I said he has no way to defeat Scorpion. Destroying his physical body sends him to the netherrealm and he can just come back with a new body infinitely.

Unless you're someone with some kind of really strong soul-destroying power you'll never be able defeat Scorpion.
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MKScorpion
03/23/18 10:57:05 PM
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Pretty sure comic book Hulk wrecks the heck out of all of these guys, possibly at the same time depending on the version.
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nevershine
03/23/18 10:57:16 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
R_Jackal posted...
Long and short of it, throwing Hulk in here is basically like throwing a Lion in amongst house cats.

Hulk is a top tier contender but as I said he has no way to defeat Scorpion. Destroying his physical body sends him to the netherrealm and he can just come back with a new body infinitely.

Unless you're someone with some kind of really strong soul-destroying power you'll never be able defeat Scorpion.

Isn't scorpion already dead tho?

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shokan_warrior
03/23/18 10:58:31 PM
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Jackie chan holding a priceless vase solos
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Tyranthraxus
03/23/18 10:59:17 PM
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nevershine posted...
Isn't scorpion already dead tho?

Yes. I mean I assume we are talking about that and not whatever garbage nobody he was in life.
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nevershine
03/23/18 11:00:18 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Vader or Venom tbh.

Hulk is a contender but I wouldn't expect him to have any defense against Force push or a levitation power or something.

Meanwhile, Venom really shouldn't be underestimated.

I kinda agree with this tbqh
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R_Jackal
03/23/18 11:00:45 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
R_Jackal posted...
Long and short of it, throwing Hulk in here is basically like throwing a Lion in amongst house cats.

Hulk is a top tier contender but as I said he has no way to defeat Scorpion. Destroying his physical body sends him to the netherrealm and he can just come back with a new body infinitely.

Unless you're someone with some kind of really strong soul-destroying power you'll never be able defeat Scorpion.


I mean, sure, but Hulk's going to eventually get more and more pissed. One of Hulk's dumbest feats being 616 Hulk(I think, may be wrong) being so angry he legitimately punched a hole in time.

Hulk also ate Galactus once to actually kill him iirc, but that may have been pushed in to non canon even in that series.

I think he can take Scorpion eventually.
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DrizztLink
03/23/18 11:03:11 PM
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R_Jackal posted...
Hulk also ate Galactus once to actually kill him iirc, but that may have been pushed in to non canon even in that series.

I think that was Marvel Zombies.
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R_Jackal
03/23/18 11:04:05 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
R_Jackal posted...
Hulk also ate Galactus once to actually kill him iirc, but that may have been pushed in to non canon even in that series.

I think that was Marvel Zombies.

Yeah, it was. Also not canon, so yeah.
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nevershine
03/23/18 11:04:26 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
R_Jackal posted...
Hulk also ate Galactus once to actually kill him iirc, but that may have been pushed in to non canon even in that series.

I think that was Marvel Zombies.

Yeah but in that series everyone ate everyone
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TheFuriousInch
03/23/18 11:14:50 PM
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Harry Potter has the potential to win, but I doubt he knows the right spells. Even if he did he would need the element of surprise to take the win.
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Tyranthraxus
03/23/18 11:16:58 PM
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TheFuriousInch posted...
Harry Potter has the potential to win, but I doubt he knows the right spells. Even if he did he would need the element of surprise to take the win.

There is zero chance Harry Potter has better magic than Sephiroth.
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DevsBro
03/23/18 11:42:48 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
R_Jackal posted...
Long and short of it, throwing Hulk in here is basically like throwing a Lion in amongst house cats.

Hulk is a top tier contender but as I said he has no way to defeat Scorpion. Destroying his physical body sends him to the netherrealm and he can just come back with a new body infinitely.

Unless you're someone with some kind of really strong soul-destroying power you'll never be able defeat Scorpion.

I didn't know that killing someone and completely destroying their soul was the only way to win a fight.
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MuayThai85
03/23/18 11:59:07 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
R_Jackal posted...
Long and short of it, throwing Hulk in here is basically like throwing a Lion in amongst house cats.

Hulk is a top tier contender but as I said he has no way to defeat Scorpion. Destroying his physical body sends him to the netherrealm and he can just come back with a new body infinitely.

Unless you're someone with some kind of really strong soul-destroying power you'll never be able defeat Scorpion.


Uh, you pick him up and you throw his ass into space. What in the fuck is he going to do while floating endlessly through space? Hulk could make Scorpion his bitch in under 15 seconds.
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Tyranthraxus
03/24/18 10:51:23 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
What in the fuck is he going to do while floating endlessly through space?

go into the netherworld and come back

DevsBro posted...
I didn't know that killing someone and completely destroying their soul was the only way to win a fight.

It's the only way to permanently defeat Scorpion
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GeneralKenobi85
03/24/18 10:58:44 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Vader or Venom tbh.

Hulk is a contender but I wouldn't expect him to have any defense against Force push or a levitation power or something.

Meanwhile, Venom really shouldn't be underestimated.

I agree that Venom shouldn't be underestimated, but I still feel like Hulk has got this one. Only character I'm unsure about here is Sephiroth. I think it being a free-for-all gives Hulk a big advantage, in addition to his raw strength obviously.
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DevsBro
03/24/18 11:24:05 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
DevsBro posted...
I didn't know that killing someone and completely destroying their soul was the only way to win a fight.

It's the only way to permanently defeat Scorpion

I didn't know "permanently defeating" someone was the only way to win a fight.
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DevsBro
03/24/18 11:26:17 AM
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GeneralKenobi85 posted...
DevsBro posted...
Vader or Venom tbh.

Hulk is a contender but I wouldn't expect him to have any defense against Force push or a levitation power or something.

Meanwhile, Venom really shouldn't be underestimated.

I agree that Venom shouldn't be underestimated, but I still feel like Hulk has got this one. Only character I'm unsure about here is Sephiroth. I think it being a free-for-all gives Hulk a big advantage, in addition to his raw strength obviously.

It's hard to say with Sephiroth. The FF7 universe is ruled by absolute nonsense anime physics/logic. He could either stomp everyone or be middle of the pack. Still pretty sure he beats guys like Ryu and Link though.
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Kirby
03/24/18 11:30:17 AM
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Vader

The force is stronger than any type of physical strength.
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Patchwork
03/24/18 11:59:46 AM
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Couldn't the symbiote attach to Hulk?
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Unsugarized_Foo
03/24/18 12:10:48 PM
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Hulk, but Batman still lives (he just removes his Cowl and become Bruce, thus no longer being a part of this madness)
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R_Jackal
03/24/18 4:37:43 PM
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Patchwork posted...
Couldn't the symbiote attach to Hulk?

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nevershine
03/24/18 8:54:18 PM
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Couldn't sephiroth just Use supernova and destroy everyone?
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nevershine
03/24/18 8:59:42 PM
#46:


RedWhiteBlue posted...
So are we going by their worst iterations or best or selectively choosing which is coolest?

Because if we go by any of these, and they realize it's do or die (so no holding back), Vader wins easily. Instant force usage, hold everyone back.

Best iteration of every character and it is indeed "do or die"
Batman has 10 minutes to plan
Jackie chan isn't looking for trouble
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DevsBro
03/25/18 12:40:41 AM
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nevershine posted...
Best iteration of every character

Never mind, Hulk wins.
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03/25/18 12:42:05 AM
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Tyranthraxus
03/25/18 12:42:18 AM
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nevershine posted...
Best iteration of every character

Ryu raging demon everyone. Instantly dead. No resistance possible.
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GS4Life
03/25/18 12:43:22 AM
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Hulk and it would last 40 seconds tops.
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