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Kitt
04/16/18 4:40:37 AM
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One if the worst smells in the world for one of the funniest intimate activities. We really can't have our cake and eat it too.

I see why people set up candles and shit now.
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Back_Stabbath
04/16/18 4:49:27 AM
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sex smell of my first and second GF was fucking great. this sweet nectary smell mixed with a just a hiiint of sweat that just makes your heart soar with primal extacy. third gf smelled like rancid shit even straight after a shower, to the point where I couldn't even hit it from behind. third one also happened to be a bit of a fattie, so maybe the issue lies there.
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catboy0_0
04/16/18 4:49:44 AM
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how did you guys find me lol
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008Zulu
04/16/18 4:51:41 AM
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Make sure they are scented candles, and shower thoroughly beforehand. Maybe open a window so you get a breeze. Don't eat spicy food or collared greens beforehand.
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FF_Redux
04/16/18 5:25:27 AM
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catboy0_0
04/16/18 5:26:43 AM
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haha nasty woman creaturse
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Chicken
04/16/18 5:27:32 AM
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2D girls dont smell
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Dash_Harber
04/16/18 5:54:00 AM
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Maybe try washing your hand before and after?
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jumi
04/16/18 6:15:02 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
So glad I dont sex those nasty woman creatures


Because manbutt smells so much better. XD
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
04/16/18 6:16:36 AM
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fat girls just smell more down there
i think it's cause they sweat more in general and probably wash less thoroughly

meanwhile skinny white women... mmmm
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Link HT
04/16/18 6:19:21 AM
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Never had this issue

Stop having sex with people who smell bad, that will solve your problem.
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RoboLaserGandhi
04/16/18 6:48:35 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
So glad I dont sex those nasty woman creatures

You have anal, that smells even worse lol
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Link HT
04/16/18 7:02:49 AM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
FF_Redux posted...
So glad I dont sex those nasty woman creatures

You have anal, that smells even worse lol

isn't this the guy who enjoys getting plowed by old men? I don't think his opinion on what's nasty matters tbh.
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AbysmalTrinity
04/16/18 7:10:05 AM
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Maybe its because you smash the bottom of the barrel. Beggers can't be choosers. Girls usually smell worse if they don't take care of themselves
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Laserion
04/16/18 8:27:55 AM
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Someone or his/her partners aren't showering properly...
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solosnake
04/16/18 8:30:01 AM
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One of the best parts about sex is the smell tbh
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Cookie Bag
04/16/18 8:33:20 AM
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Link HT posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
FF_Redux posted...
So glad I dont sex those nasty woman creatures

You have anal, that smells even worse lol

isn't this the guy who enjoys getting plowed by old men? I don't think his opinion on what's nasty matters tbh.

Yeah his preferred age range is 60 to near dead from what he has said before.
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JTilly
04/16/18 8:35:39 AM
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Embrace the funk, it's all natural ;D
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SSJGrimReaper
04/16/18 8:37:04 AM
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Close the door you lettin' all the stank out
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ForestLogic
04/17/18 8:03:14 PM
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solosnake posted...
One of the best parts about sex is the smell tbh


This.

If you're squeamish over wimpy stuff like "Omg ew, I got sweaty XD" you shouldn't be having sex.
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Kitt
04/17/18 11:02:51 PM
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ForestLogic posted...
solosnake posted...
One of the best parts about sex is the smell tbh


This.

If you're squeamish over wimpy stuff like "Omg ew, I got sweaty XD" you shouldn't be having sex.

Your face shouldn't be having sex.
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MrResetti
04/17/18 11:04:36 PM
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I can only smell anything if I'm behind her. It's that occasional wiff of hooha. I like it.
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prince_leo
04/17/18 11:09:40 PM
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butthole666
04/17/18 11:10:06 PM
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All 3 women I've been with have smelled fairly different

Diet can really change a person's chemistry
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matteus70
04/17/18 11:11:33 PM
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I smell sex and candy here.
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Carlbertomfg
04/17/18 11:11:51 PM
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it's from the mucus membrane

girls. . .

ugh SICK
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g0ldie
04/17/18 11:12:53 PM
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you haven't thought of the smell, YOU BITCH!
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Kitt
04/17/18 11:14:40 PM
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matteus70 posted...
I smell sex and candy here.

Who's that lounging in my chair?
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MrResetti
04/17/18 11:15:54 PM
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Kitt posted...
matteus70 posted...
I smell sex and candy here.

Who's that lounging in my chair?

Who's that casting
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LookANinja
04/17/18 11:19:46 PM
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Genocet_10-325
04/17/18 11:20:36 PM
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What did sex with Pepys smell like?
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ModLogic
04/17/18 11:20:44 PM
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Chicken posted...
2D girls dont smell

truly 3dpd problems

pig disgusting is such an accurate term
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matteus70
04/17/18 11:23:21 PM
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FYI there are worse smells when you have kids.
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DoomtheGrav
04/17/18 11:24:01 PM
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Who the fuck are you guys having sex with that smell that bad? Literally never experienced bad smells during sex
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