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Grand Kirby
04/17/18 2:39:56 PM
#1:


1. Go to powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
2. The first power you get is your superpower.
3. Describe how you would fight Thanos.

Z4LbInf

I got "Enhanced Potential" which means I can do anything if I want to hard enough. Sounds pretty badass. I think I could take him on, but apparently I need training to reach my potential so you guys hold him off while I go power up.
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red13n
04/17/18 2:44:04 PM
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inner_Beast

die, mostly.
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LOLIAmAnAlt
04/17/18 2:48:03 PM
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Warping Speed
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warping_Speed

IDK, try to continuously attack him from behind?

Edit
I wish my second go around was my first. Oh well, I would have licked him to death.
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ZeeksFire
04/17/18 3:01:02 PM
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hammer_Manipulation

I think this power's not that bad, defense and blunt force trauma... doubt it'd be able to win against Thanos alone, but it's a good start, especially if given a location with high quality materials to make oversized hammers with for attack and defense.
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Shonen_Bat
04/17/18 3:07:26 PM
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Otherness

This sounds more like "How wouldn't I fight Thanos?". I'll make it so the first time he uses one of his powers it teleports him inside the sun.
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XIII_rocks
04/17/18 3:10:15 PM
#6:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shockwave_Stomp?useskin=oasis

Stomp on the ground a lot.

Then,

red13n posted...
die, mostly.

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PrinceKaro
04/17/18 3:10:37 PM
#7:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Regeneration

healing is good, but that means no real way to hurt him still
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skullbone
04/17/18 3:13:07 PM
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Connection

Well I really doubt that Thanos would want to kill Death so he might just throw me in a cage or something.
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TexasZea
04/17/18 3:16:22 PM
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Fear_Inducement

I have no idea what thanos is afraid of and don't even know enough to make a joke
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GranzonEx
04/17/18 3:29:09 PM
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seduction_Immunity

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PrinceKaro
04/17/18 3:30:27 PM
#11:


TexasZea posted...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Fear_Inducement

I have no idea what thanos is afraid of and don't even know enough to make a joke


permanent separation from death
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Emeraldegg
04/17/18 3:30:32 PM
#12:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spark_Generation

I hope someone else gets Oil Generation then we're in business! Otherwise

maybe offer thanos a cigarette and hope he dies of lung cancer?
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Sceptilesolar
04/17/18 3:36:16 PM
#14:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boundless_Inner_World?useskin=oasis

First result is... hard to read, but sounds like it includes limited omnipotence, omniscience, immortality? Who cares about Thanos, it sounds like I'm the much bigger threat here.
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Emeraldegg
04/17/18 3:37:58 PM
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Sceptilesolar posted...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boundless_Inner_World?useskin=oasis

First result is... hard to read, but sounds like it includes limited omnipotence, omniscience, immortality? Who cares about Thanos, it sounds like I'm the much bigger threat here.

I read that as all of that being applicable in this inner world, not in the outside world. Stuff like knowledge you can obviously use, but I don't think it means the person is a god, only a god to anyone within their world.

Edit: Actually I'm not really sure. It's not entirely clear to me.
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StealThisSheen
04/17/18 3:48:05 PM
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Illusion_Physiology

...I have no idea. Seems like I can't really fight him, but he can't really fight me, either?

EDIT: Oh wait, no. It sounds like I could give myself enhanced strength/speed/etc. so maybe I could fight him
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Anagram
04/17/18 3:49:35 PM
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Negation
The user of this power can take any event that has happened and revert it back to the state that it was previously in, as if the event never happened, thus effectively undoing any changes that occurred in said event. This could range from something as simple as regenerating an arm that has already been severed and incinerated and the wound already sealed off, to rejecting death itself for resurrection.

Users can also use this power offensively, for example negating the bonds of molecules to sever matter.

Well this was easier than I expected.
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Pirateking2000
04/17/18 4:16:18 PM
#18:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Objectivism_Embodiment

Errr that's a weird one but based on the applications it has listed I could just dominate him if he merely became aware of me. Alternatively I could just get something within the grounds of reality (or that reality?) to beat him

or some weird stuff like that
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NFUN
04/17/18 4:16:53 PM
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Anagram posted...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Negation
The user of this power can take any event that has happened and revert it back to the state that it was previously in, as if the event never happened, thus effectively undoing any changes that occurred in said event. This could range from something as simple as regenerating an arm that has already been severed and incinerated and the wound already sealed off, to rejecting death itself for resurrection.

Users can also use this power offensively, for example negating the bonds of molecules to sever matter.

Well this was easier than I expected.

Gold Experience Requiem
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Sceptilesolar
04/17/18 4:22:12 PM
#20:


Pirateking2000 posted...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Objectivism_Embodiment

Errr that's a weird one but based on the applications it has listed I could just dominate him if he merely became aware of me. Alternatively I could just get something within the grounds of reality (or that reality?) to beat him

or some weird stuff like that


The only power I can imagine this granting is the ability to bore people to death with hundred-page speeches.
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SupremeZero
04/17/18 4:27:44 PM
#21:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Manipulation

Probably.
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KamikazePotato
04/17/18 4:32:57 PM
#22:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Karma_Inducement

Thanos is boned
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Corrik
04/17/18 4:39:15 PM
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Skin_Removal?useskin=oasis

I'll Flay him.

https://ibb.co/cLU4CS

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banananor
04/17/18 4:42:44 PM
#24:


Ascended_Demon_Physiology

I would cut him with all of my edge
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Eddv
04/17/18 4:43:25 PM
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I crumple the sheet of paper hes on and walk away
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GildedFool
04/17/18 5:05:39 PM
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ChaosTonyV4
04/17/18 5:56:37 PM
#27:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tactical_Genius

Id craft the plan that leads us to victory.
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TheRock1525
04/17/18 6:01:10 PM
#28:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Force-Field_Generation

I put a psychic force field around Thanos so he can't hurt anyone, and wait until he gets bored and leaves.
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OliviaTremor
04/17/18 6:21:08 PM
#29:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Exoskeleton?useskin=oasis

Absolutely. Apparently I get like superhuman speed, electric armor and can shape electricity into anything. First thing I'd do is so 'Oh shit I'm sorry' and Thanos would probably say 'Sorry for what?' And I'd be like 'Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such good size and all' and he'd say 'yeah I see that daddy gave you good advice'. I'd then say 'It gets bigger when I electrocute it' and he'd go 'mmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm' and I'd say 'sometimes I electrocute it so hard, I rip the skin!' Thanos would reply 'My daddy taught me a few things too, like, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's electricity' and I'd be like 'will you show me?' and he'd be like 'I'd be right happy to' then he'd suck my dick and I'd cum electricitt straight into his face killing him.
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Johnbobb
04/17/18 7:00:55 PM
#30:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Typhokinetic_Cloning

The power to create clones using smoke.

Possibly good for a temporary distraction but Thanos would probably see through it pretty quick
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Natwaf_akidna
04/17/18 7:06:42 PM
#31:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kelpie_Physiology?useskin=oasis

... I turn into a ****ing supernatural pony

I guess I can try to drown him, but to paraphrase the Infinity Gauntlet comic, it be like striving to drown the Ocean in a River

So yeah at most Im a distraction
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OliviaTremor
04/17/18 8:27:22 PM
#32:


There is a real piece of shit mod on this board who doesn't understand pushing gaywards
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Whiskey_Nick
04/17/18 8:36:54 PM
#33:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omega_Physiology

I win?
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Snake5555555555
04/17/18 8:37:24 PM
#34:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Constant_Manipulation

I make it a true fact that Thanos does not actually want to fight me and is instead a peace-loving, pacifist monk (that is also the size of an ant).
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5tarscream
04/17/18 8:45:47 PM
#35:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Valley_Adaptation

What the actual fuck?

Me: Hey Thanos, Fight me in this valley.
Thanos: No.
Me: Damn. *Dies*
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Bane_Of_Despair
04/17/18 8:47:42 PM
#36:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radio_Frequency_Detection

I can listen to him talk shit I guess
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kevwaffles
04/17/18 8:48:49 PM
#37:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Infusion

I can try boiling the water molecules in his body, but assuming I even could I don't know if that would do any good.
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paperwarior
04/17/18 8:53:50 PM
#38:


What, solo? Can't say I like my odds.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Air_Manipulation
I don't get it. Does it function as actual air or can I only move air that exists in a psychic sense? Maybe I could uh, blow away Thanos' desire to fight?
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NFUN
04/17/18 8:59:29 PM
#39:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Shrine_Maiden_Training

I'd say I win just based on the name
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Punnyz
04/17/18 9:21:18 PM
#40:


I'm pretty sure I could solo him but

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotional_Attuned_Physiology

This makes me Asura?

I will fucking DESTROY him
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neonreaper
04/17/18 9:35:18 PM
#41:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Malefic_Breath

Have to try something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23aj7dbFyJw" data-time="

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdJITgE-2Ik" data-time="


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metroid composite
04/17/18 11:16:08 PM
#42:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Guardianship

"Being a guardian of time, the user is able to manipulate its flow in any manner they see fit."

Kay. Go back in time and seduce Thanos' mom into a lesbian relationship, so that she never gives birth to Thanos.
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Shaduln
04/17/18 11:33:07 PM
#43:


Cryokinetic Polearm Construction
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryokinetic_Polearm_Construction

I guess try to make lots of ice spears and try to stick him?
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04/18/18 1:10:14 AM
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lordloki12
04/18/18 1:57:24 AM
#45:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality

So I guess I get to stand witness until he gets bored of me and I am erased from existence via Infinity Gem shenanigans? If he doesnt have them yet then I guess my best option is to search for them myself and just endure whatever it takes to obtain them before he can. I cant beat him alone but if I am not the only hero on the planet maybe I can get the help needed to find the gems first. I think as an immortal I would be a pretty decent candidate to wield the gems in a fight against him if I was able to get to them first.
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Natwaf_akidna
04/18/18 2:39:20 AM
#46:


Oh wait this is Infinity Gauntlet Thanos?

Yeah super boned

You cant even use Time Shenanigans to get rid of him since he has the Time Gem

Unless he wants you to beat him.
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04/18/18 8:47:23 AM
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Emeraldegg
04/18/18 9:07:23 AM
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paperwarior posted...
Maybe I could uh, blow away Thanos' desire to fight?

You could do this exactly
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Dancedreamer
04/18/18 9:11:38 AM
#49:


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Looping

Temporal Looping.

"Thanos, I've come to bargain."
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04/18/18 2:24:47 PM
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