Current Events > ITT: Randomly generate a Pokemon. Say one nice thing and one mean thing about it

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1.) Go here: https://randompokemon.com/
2.) Generate one (1) Pokemon
3.) Post the Pokemon and say one nice thing and one mean thing about it.

My example:

Mawile

Nice: Mawile is lowkey a cute pokemon
Mean: Its mega form looks like fanart of Goku Black

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This website sometimes generates specific forms. In my case, it generated Mega-Mawile. If you get a specific form, i.e. Alolan, Mega, or w/e, then just assume it registered as the base form and work from there (i.e. mine did Mega-Mawile, but I can draw from both its regular form and its mega form).
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Alola Raichu

Nice: cool surfer dude
Mean: probably a stoner
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Lairon

Nice: He looks cool
Mean: He's fat
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Klinklang

Nice: Um... interlocking gears is a decent concept for a Pokmon
Mean: It has a stupid face
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Articuno

Looks cool
But unfortunately it sucks ass in use

Beartic
Nice: awesome design
Bad: its typing is straight ass juice
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Feebas

Nice: Probably tastes delicious
Mean: It's fucking useless pre-evolution
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Nidoking

Looks cool

Doesn't have boobs
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Conkeldurr

Nice: Can absolutely steamroll with Guts + Flame Orb
Mean: Nose is bigger than rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
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Seismitoad

Nice: Only one weakness, pretty good movepool, can run a few different movesets fairly well in UU play.
Mean:

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(Mega) Swampert

Pros: Can dish out punishment as well as he can take it.
Cons: Can't take him on a stroll through the forest.

My favorite Water starter. Hard to just limit to one good thing.
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Machamp
Nice: It could take on anyone in a fight
Mean: four arms makes it look like a freak.
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Serperior
Mean : Did y'all just straight up copy-paste Dragonair?
Nice : You're lucky I like Dragonair
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Cherrim

- it gets all pretty in the sunshine
- but is otherwise irredeemably ugly
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Masquerain

Nice: It's blue
Mean: I would swat that fucking thing down with a tennis racket so hard
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Mareep

Nice: It has nice colors
Mean: The least threatening looking pokemon in existence
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Staravia

Nice: it can learn Fly
Mean: but I'm going to eat it anyway
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Purrloin

Nice: It's pretty agile
Mean: It's ugly af lmao
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Venonat
Good - it's cute.
Bad - it's bad.
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Jolteon

Nice: Cute and cuddly
Mean: Very sharp and spiky fur
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Nidoran F

Nice:I like its final evolution
Mean:its final evolution is all I care about
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Smoochum

Negative: Weird hair
Positive: Provocative name

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Clamperl

Good - it's cute.
Bad - it's bad.

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Vanillish
Good: looks delicious
Mean: would definitely give me diarrhea
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Bewear

Nice: His attack stat is pretty good
Mean: Teddiursa is the only bear Pokemon I care about

Cloyster
Nice: looks like a hard vagina
Mean: prob smells like fish
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Alomonola.

Its fins look neat. The eyeshadow is ugly.
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Lombre

Nice: Mustache.
Mean: Could possibly be stereotype.
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Mild Igglybuff

Nice: Its cute and evolves into a strong ass pokemon
Mean: Its hairdo reminds me of alphafa

Whirlipede

Nice: Sharp rolling ball of death
Mean: Probably is useless if it gets tipped over
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