Current Events > 1mil but you gotta fight and win against your grandpa in his prime

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If you accept the deal, you'll be transported to a time when he was at his physical peak, when you meet him in his prime, you will appear as his worst enemy and he will instigate a fight immediately.

Can you take him?
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Well, we have 2 grandfathers so you might want to specify which one.

Either way, one of my granddads was a warden for a state penitentiary in his prime and he was also half a foot taller than me. No, I don't think I could win against him.
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Fuck no, my grandpa stormed Normandy in D-day I cant win against that kind of badass
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My grandpa was a pro boxer in the 20s. Hed destroy me.
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Kineth posted...

Well, we have 2 grandfathers so you might want to specify which one.

Either way, one of my granddads was a warden for a state penitentiary in his prime and he was also half a foot taller than me. No, I don't think I could win against him.

I mean pick one, or fight both for 2 mill
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If i shoot down his ass, will he die in the present time?
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nevershine posted...

Fuck no, my grandpa stormed Normandy in D-day I cant win against that kind of badass

Lol this, one of my granddaddys was a paratrooper and was apart of the D-day operation

My other grandpa was a drug addict hippie, I think I can take that one
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JxOxNxIxCxS posted...

If i shoot down his ass, will he die in the present time?

Nope. Itll only make him stronger.
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I am fairly certain I could beat either with them.
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Never met either of my biological grandfathers, so I have no idea what they were like in their primes, but I doubt it. I'm in terrible shape and I've never fought anyone before.
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army during ww2. i'd be dead for sure
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Considering my grandpa was a badass, no thanks.
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Not gonna win this one.
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Mango Sauce posted...

army during ww2. i'd be dead for sure

Mine was army in Korea lol
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Actually, now that I think if it, my grandfather on my dad's side was a big dude. 6'2" 220lb with huge hands. He might give me a bit of trouble but he won't have any clue how to defend kicks so I feel like I could win as long as I keep him in the outside in range of my kicks.

My other grandfather served in WW2 but he was also only about 5'7" 140lb.
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one was a hopeless drunk and not much else, i'd probably be fine there. the other was a six and a half foot tall sailor, so probably not
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If we can pick one, then I'd go for my step-grandad. All of them were in the navy during WW2 and then moved on to the merchant navy after, but of the 3, my step-grandad was like 5ft tall and I have over a foot on him.

They were all pretty tough, but of the 3 he would be easiest to take.
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Sure. They didn't have self-defense videos like this in their prime years.

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One of my grandpas fought in World War I and the other fought in World War II, so I'm probably fucked.
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Well, one was a Sergeant Major Green Beret and the other was a PLO officer. Uh, no.
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rofl im in my prime at like 6'1 220

my grandpas at their prime were like 5'5 130 pounds

i'd wipe him lmfao
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Both of my grandpa's were wusses.

One had asthma, so he's an easy win.

The other was in fairly good shape but was a coward. He was in the navy and literally hid and pretended to be knocked unconscious more than once when he thought shit might go down.
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grandpa was a korea/vietnam war vet

no
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Nope. My ass is grass
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My grandpa was in the Finnish winter wars in the front, so yeah I'd be toast.

The other one was a warden at a prison.
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My grandpa was a war veteran.

Um, no thanks.
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One was a pro boxer.

The other was a U.S. spy.

I doubt I could take either of them.
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One was a war vet, and the other worked for ibm.

The ibm one was an active man who did some heavy labor I believe. He's also the only one alive. I think I could take him in his prime. I at least stand a chance.
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Dude fought the Nazis, and won! The other, who died before I was born, was a coal miner and thus probably also pretty hard.

I literally never knew my grandfathers, but I know one was a real piece of shit fatso who abandoned my family, while the other one was a super hard working dude who fought in Korea.

I'll take my piece of shit grandfather down no problem.
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I don't know my grandpa on my dad's side but on my mom's side, I'm pretty sure I could kick his ass.
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Both of mine were in the Army during WWII. One took a bullet to the leg and had to lie still something like a whole night so the Germans wouldn't hear him. The other served stateside at a pilot training facility as a medic. I probably couldn't take either one.
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Damn, overwhelming amount of grandpa vets
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nevershine posted...

Fuck no, my grandpa stormed Normandy in D-day I cant win against that kind of badass

Same here
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Grandpa on my dad's side was a war hero, IIRC he'd gotten a medal for repairing communication lines, all while his leg was shot through and his buddies were getting gunned down.

Grandpa on my mom's side was an all-state athlete.

I'm an out-of-shape fatso who's too lazy to work out.

I'm gonna die, whichever one my opponent gets to be.
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Im fucked. He boxed a couple matches in his prime.
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There's no way I take this against the grandpa from my dad's side. He was in the military, border patrol, and as a cop he once arrested a guy that broke his arm during a fight. I didn't know my mom's dad but I'm pretty sure I'm way wimpier than he ever was.
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Probably wont be taking the 6"3 240lb Judo coach but I would give it a try anyway because I can actually fight and most people who aren't trained dont have much defense against kicks to the legs.

Have a good chance at beating the WW2 Pilot. We're evenly matched physically but I actually know some martial arts.
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I dont really remember my grandfathers and I don't recall really seeing many pictures of them during their prime.

For a million dollars I would definitely give it a go and see what happens

My grandpa was in the air force in WW2, no thanks

One time my grandfather climbed onto the roof of a 30-foot-tall building with a leafblower on his back to clean out the gutters. I asked him halfway through if I could give him a break and he answered "I don't believe in taking breaks." He was in his 80's.

After the Army (I believe it was during peacetime) he started a company that laid asphault, which is still a booming business today. For decades he did that kind of labor--shoveling asphault, about 40 pounds per shovelful--in the blistering and humid Alabama summer, compounded by the heat from the fresh asphault which I'm told comes off the truck at about 300 F.

I would pay my next million in wages to not fight him in his prime.
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I dont want to fight family for money.
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One of my grandfathers (the one I knew and loved) was a veteran and a professional boxer.
One of my grandfathers (the one I'm glad I never met) was an abusive alcoholic that kicked my dad out of the house when he was 15.

So I guess it's a coin flip, depending on which one I meet. The good grandpa would kick my ass to a bloody pulp. The shitstain grandpa wouldn't even be able to get off the couch before I pounded his face in. :-/
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What happens if I lose? Nothing?
If so I'd give both a try (as long as I can take turns, and not have to fight the together) But one of them was probably in much better shape than the other.
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Not a fucking chance. The way my mom talks about her dad makes it seem like he was the meanest, harshest motherfucker when he was alive. Big, tall, and meaner than a pissed off hornet's nest when drunk. I remember her telling me that he once held a shotgun up to the local sherrif's face. He would legitimately kill me if he thought of me as his worst enemy.
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My Grandpa was violent in his prime. It'd be a good fight since I boxed a little.
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They were both in the military and pretty solid guys, so no.
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My grandfather was 6'4" 250, a WWII vet, and perhaps most dangerously, a certified genius. I'm 6'5", 280, so physically, we're even, but I'm not a genius or a combat veteran, so he would probably beat me.
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God damn they're seriously ALL vets lol
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One was a kid in Germany during WW2, then served as a radio-man for the US in Korea

The other, I don't really know, but he was a workhorse well into his 70s (or older, I dunno) and had crazy stringy leg muscles.

I'm a twig with no fighting experience. I think I'd lose.
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