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helIy 06/14/18 4:59:21 AM #1: |
no sweet birthday sex for me
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JixHedgehog 06/14/18 5:10:11 AM #2: |
There's always the sponge bath from a nurse treatment
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helIy 06/14/18 5:11:49 AM #3: |
they don't actually do that though
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Far-Queue 06/14/18 5:47:32 AM #4: |
Maybe getting you those gummy bears was a bad idea.
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helIy 06/14/18 5:49:08 AM #5: |
that bag of bears isn't even close to halfway gone
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Red_Frog 06/14/18 1:11:47 PM #6: |
Did you fall again? I could have sworn I told you last year to quit that shit.
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helIy 06/14/18 8:36:12 PM #7: |
cellulitis and sepsis, on my groin
everything is super swollen and feels like a knife made of shattered glass if you even just brush your finger lightly across it my balls are the size and color of a red cabbage --- up ahead there was a curve approaching she made no indications of slowing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 06/14/18 8:38:34 PM #8: |
Holy shit helly that sounds horrific
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Bugmeat 06/14/18 8:40:01 PM #9: |
helIy posted...
my balls are the size and color of a red cabbage Has there been talk of possibly having to remove them? --- John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 06/14/18 8:41:17 PM #10: |
What did you do to yourself?
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helIy 06/14/18 8:44:27 PM #11: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
What did you do to yourself? nothing! i just woke up and my balls were pissed --- up ahead there was a curve approaching she made no indications of slowing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 06/14/18 8:46:02 PM #12: |
JFC
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helIy 06/14/18 8:48:41 PM #13: |
i don't know
i dont think anyone knows, even the doctor. I've been on antibiotics, several of them, since I got here and so far it's just made my area slightly less red. everything I've read and been told about cellulitis is that it responds fast to antibiotics, in that there should have been a noticible effect by now. --- up ahead there was a curve approaching she made no indications of slowing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevilSummoner1 06/14/18 8:50:33 PM #14: |
jesus christ. that sounds awful
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helIy 06/14/18 8:52:50 PM #15: |
typically I'd enjoy a bunch of decent looking women poking and prodding my fun zone, but noooooot like this
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Zeus 06/14/18 8:59:43 PM #16: |
Ugh... that sounds horrific. I'm guessing this has been your worst birthday so far?
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SunWuKung420 06/14/18 9:00:47 PM #17: |
Sorry. Elephantitis isn't funny.
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helIy 06/14/18 9:10:43 PM #18: |
oh. shift change.
i now have a male nurse he looks pretty he looks like he's 16 --- up ahead there was a curve approaching she made no indications of slowing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SusanGreenEyes 06/14/18 9:20:34 PM #19: |
Feel better soon dude.
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Mead 06/14/18 9:21:59 PM #20: |
Well happy birthday, dont let anyone put their mouth down there that is not standard medical procedure
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helIy 06/14/18 9:22:51 PM #21: |
not sure what they'd be doing down there with their mouth
lick my catheter tube? that's weird --- up ahead there was a curve approaching she made no indications of slowing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 06/14/18 10:22:03 PM #22: |
the nurse came in and said they were gonna boost me up and I'm terrified of what that means because I don't want to move it hurts to move
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ss4parrothair 06/14/18 10:31:45 PM #23: |
Happy birthday!
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Zeus 06/14/18 10:31:59 PM #24: |
helIy posted...
i now have a male nurse Damnit, where's Muffinz and his gifs when you need them?! --- (\/)(\/)|-| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 06/14/18 10:32:43 PM #25: |
yeah im not doing that
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EclairReturns 06/14/18 10:51:21 PM #26: |
Oh, because you don't want to get banned like Chewy did a few years ago for doing the same.
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Mead 06/14/18 10:53:27 PM #27: |
helIy posted...
the nurse came in and said they were gonna boost me up and I'm terrified of what that means because I don't want to move it hurts to move Are you slowly sliding down in the bed? If someone isnt mobile that kinda happens and they slide you up every few hours using the draw sheet under you --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 06/14/18 10:57:44 PM #28: |
no. if that happens I just lie the bed flat, grab the rail above my head and pull myself up
all they did was slightly tilt me and slid a pillow under my side, which did exactly nothing because they moved me like an inch. So after they left I just rolled over and did it properly i can barely move my lower body, but my upper body is just fine --- up ahead there was a curve approaching she made no indications of slowing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 06/14/18 11:03:54 PM #29: |
Probably have you on a Q4 turn schedule. They gotta chart that theyre turning you if you arent ambulatinng out of bed right now
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helIy 06/14/18 11:06:02 PM #30: |
this is the first time they've tried turning me in my five days here
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SunWuKung420 06/14/18 11:39:05 PM #31: |
You've already been there 5 days?
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Yellow 06/14/18 11:42:34 PM #32: |
helIy posted...
oh. shift change. Show him your massive balls. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 06/14/18 11:47:02 PM #33: |
i didn't even have to ask if he wanted to see them, he just lifted that sheet right off
consolation prize, he said "man i do not envy you" --- up ahead there was a curve approaching she made no indications of slowing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 06/15/18 2:54:11 AM #34: |
one of my ivs started leaking so they just took it out and used one of the various other iv ports I have. good thing is that it was the one on my right arm, so now I have an entirely free arm and it's wonderful.
less wonderful is when they just recently drew blood on me. they brought two people, who both did it at the same time. it was awful. their needles are the only ones in here who hurt, and keep hurting for hours after they're done abd gone --- up ahead there was a curve approaching she made no indications of slowing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClarkDuke 06/15/18 4:36:50 AM #35: |
After watching Monsters Inside Me, an insect laid eggs in your genitals, ok?
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Blaqthourne 06/15/18 5:40:10 AM #36: |
helIy posted...
my balls are the size and color of a red cabbage Stop exaggerating. They're probably the size and color of a red onion. --- Montreal Expos (1969-2004) http://www.backloggery.com/Blaqthourne Now playing: Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 Portable (PSP) -- started 4/9/2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 06/15/18 5:58:42 AM #37: |
Blaqthourne posted...
helIy posted...my balls are the size and color of a red cabbage A what now? Ive never heard of such an exotic thing --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krow_Incarnate 06/15/18 6:07:44 AM #38: |
Well, that just bites.
Happy Birthday to you, right? :/ Well, enjoy it as much as you can dude :P --- Hail Hydra ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 06/15/18 9:06:15 AM #39: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
You've already been there 5 days? i went to the ER Saturday night, Saturday turned into Sunday while I was being ambulanced to the hospital I'm at now or maybe it was sunday/Monday --- up ahead there was a curve approaching she made no indications of slowing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 06/15/18 9:14:40 AM #40: |
helIy posted...
or maybe it was sunday/Monday Bro, don't be wrong! --- PSN - SunWuKung420 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 06/15/18 9:23:12 AM #41: |
Mead posted...
Blaqthourne posted...helIy posted...my balls are the size and color of a red cabbage iunderstoodthatreference.jpg --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 06/15/18 9:26:02 AM #42: |
just ftr, i am actually not exaggerating on this
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Firewood18 06/15/18 10:54:52 AM #43: |
Happy birthday and don't die on us.
They should make an incision and drain that thing if its still swollen after 5 days. --- don't try ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 06/15/18 10:57:36 AM #44: |
Firewood18 posted...
They should make an incision and drain that thing if its still swollen after 5 days. If there is already sepsis, creating another open wound is a recipe for more infection. --- PSN - SunWuKung420 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 06/15/18 11:02:27 AM #45: |
day one my white blood cell count was 24000
now it's 18000 so im getting better, just incredibly slowly --- up ahead there was a curve approaching she made no indications of slowing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Greenfox111 06/15/18 11:17:07 AM #46: |
Firewood18 posted...
Happy birthday and don't die on us. Yeah im sure you know better than a doctor --- Don't ask. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krow_Incarnate 06/15/18 11:52:33 AM #47: |
helIy posted...
day one my white blood cell count was 24000 Is that a good thing? I thought white blood cells were good? --- Hail Hydra ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 06/15/18 12:05:26 PM #48: |
White blood cells are good, but elevated white blood cell counts are an indicator that your body is fighting infection, and monitoring the levels can give you an idea of where you're at in the healing process.
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Mead 06/15/18 12:40:13 PM #49: |
helIy posted...
day one my white blood cell count was 24000 Youre like a really crappy wolverine --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Andromicus 06/15/18 12:42:10 PM #50: |
Why do you suck so bad?
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