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Blorfenburger 06/22/18 3:41:29 AM #1:	A friend gave me his old laptop and I wanna know how to wipe it safely. And I mean the laptop is slow as hell and crashes on starting up a game. I just wanna play kotor 2 with mods. --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. If you see a woman and you think she's thicc, she's probably not thicc. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. <cite>Blorfenburger posted [p:903743845] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>A friend gave me his old laptop and I wanna know how to wipe it safely. And I mean the laptop is slow as hell and crashes on starting up a game. I just wanna play kotor 2 with mods.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blorfenburger 06/22/18 3:51:10 AM #2:	I dont know how to compuuutteerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. If you see a woman and you think she's thicc, she's probably not thicc. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. <cite>Blorfenburger posted [p:903744098] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>I dont know how to compuuutteerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trodi_911 06/22/18 3:56:31 AM #3:	Wipe it down with a dry cloth and a paintbrush. --- "You rat! How dare you sell me so cheap." "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT WITHOUT SOME CHEESE!" Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. <cite>trodi_911 posted [p:903744236] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>Wipe it down with a dry cloth and a paintbrush.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blorfenburger 06/22/18 3:58:59 AM #4:	Okay I fixed the first post I think --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. If you see a woman and you think she's thicc, she's probably not thicc. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. <cite>Blorfenburger posted [p:903744291] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>Okay I fixed the first post I think</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aHappySacka 06/22/18 4:00:08 AM #5:	Use a cloth and apply your hand to the cloth onto the outside (not inside!) of the computer. --- You are now blinking and breathing manually. https://imgur.com/91NC0Cb <cite>aHappySacka posted [p:903744313] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>Use a cloth and apply your hand to the cloth onto the outside (not inside!) of the computer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blorfenburger 06/22/18 4:01:26 AM #6:	im gonna cry in t minus 2 seconds ago --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. If you see a woman and you think she's thicc, she's probably not thicc. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. <cite>Blorfenburger posted [p:903744338] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>im gonna cry in t minus 2 seconds ago</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blorfenburger 06/22/18 4:20:01 AM #7:	Windows gets deleted too? the hell does that mean I dont have any keys or CDs so I guess I cant wipe it right now. I might as well stick with it until I can afford a computer. This sucks ass. Cant even play a game from 2000 --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. If you see a woman and you think she's thicc, she's probably not thicc. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. <cite>Blorfenburger posted [p:903744784] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>Windows gets deleted too? the hell does that mean I dont have any keys or CDs so I guess I cant wipe it right now. I might as well stick with it until I can afford a computer. This sucks ass. Cant even play a game from 2000</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 06/22/18 4:21:46 AM #8:	You probably need a new hard drive. --- https://imgur.com/TGAlzGD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgGzAKP_HuM <cite>Yellow posted [p:903744833] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>You probably need a new hard drive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blorfenburger 06/22/18 4:31:05 AM #9:	That sounds complicated --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. If you see a woman and you think she's thicc, she's probably not thicc. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. <cite>Blorfenburger posted [p:903745047] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>That sounds complicated</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 06/22/18 4:44:56 AM #10:	First try reinstalling windows. Make sure you write down the registration key here (or take a picture of it) before you totally wipe the hard drive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUo8eY6KdaA" data-time=" (using a working computer) download Windows. https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10 After that, use Rufus to make a windows USB ISO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psPWQy3-5B0" data-time=" If that doesn't work, if you can replace a battery you can replace a hard drive. Just Google it. Make sure you get an SSD and it's at least 64 GB. https://www.google.com/search?q=laptop+SSD After you get that, clone the data on the old hard drive to the new one using a desktop computer. If opening a desktop computer to plug a hard drive in scares you, just buy this. https://www.amazon.com/StarTech-com-USB3S2SAT3CB-Drive-Adapter-Cable/dp/B00HJZJI84 No guarantees it'll fix anything either. The problem could be any number of things... but it's likely the hard drive. --- https://imgur.com/TGAlzGD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgGzAKP_HuM <cite>Yellow posted [p:903745389] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>First try reinstalling windows. Make sure you write down the registration key here (or take a picture of it) before you totally wipe the hard drive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUo8eY6KdaA" data-time=" (using a working computer) download Windows. https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10 After that, use Rufus to make a windows USB ISO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psPWQy3-5B0" data-time=" If that doesn't work, if you can replace a battery you can replace a hard drive. Just Google it. Make sure you get an SSD and it's at least 64 GB. https://www.google.com/search?q=laptop+SSD After you get that, clone the data on the old hard drive to the new one using a desktop computer. If opening a desktop computer to plug a hard drive in scares you, just buy this. https://www.amazon.com/StarTech-com-USB3S2SAT3CB-Drive-Adapter-Cable/dp/B00HJZJI84 No guarantees it'll fix anything either. The problem could be any number of things... but it's likely the hard drive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blorfenburger 06/22/18 4:54:03 AM #11:	Partly because Im tired and partly because I dont computer, I cant follow most of this. I think im gonna sleep --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. If you see a woman and you think she's thicc, she's probably not thicc. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. <cite>Blorfenburger posted [p:903745576] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>Partly because Im tired and partly because I dont computer, I cant follow most of this. I think im gonna sleep</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 06/22/18 7:30:57 AM #12:	The longer this thread goes on, the more it reminds me of this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st6-DgWeuos" data-time=" --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:903748633] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>The longer this thread goes on, the more it reminds me of this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st6-DgWeuos" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AllstarSniper32 06/22/18 7:56:56 AM #13:	Not gonna lie, I read the topic title and thought you meant cleaning the keyboard and the rest of the outer surface.... Anyways, since you don't computer and it looked like reading helpful posts was just confusing you. It'd be best if you looked up some youtube videos about it so they can actually show you what to do. --- If the people only understood the rank injustice of our money and banking systems, there would be a revolution before morning - Andrew Jackson <cite>AllstarSniper32 posted [p:903749277] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>Not gonna lie, I read the topic title and thought you meant cleaning the keyboard and the rest of the outer surface.... Anyways, since you don't computer and it looked like reading helpful posts was just confusing you. It'd be best if you looked up some youtube videos about it so they can actually show you what to do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DPsx7 06/22/18 9:50:44 AM #14:	Lol, this is how I got rid of Steam back in the day. I wiped my drive and started fresh to be sure there weren't remnants in the registry. Yeah basically you want a new HDD or to format the old one and reinstall the base software. <cite>DPsx7 posted [p:903752942] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>Lol, this is how I got rid of Steam back in the day. I wiped my drive and started fresh to be sure there weren't remnants in the registry. Yeah basically you want a new HDD or to format the old one and reinstall the base software.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas 06/22/18 9:52:09 AM #15:	They are just messing with you, TC. You have to apply a magnet to the desktop. --- Official King of Black People https://imgur.com/Zk3VS3o http://imgur.com/a/UeQiE <cite>EvilMegas posted [p:903752997] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>They are just messing with you, TC. You have to apply a magnet to the desktop.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 06/22/18 10:50:24 AM #16:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUHsds_VT0k" data-time=" --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:903755649] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUHsds_VT0k" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Peterass 06/22/18 10:55:11 AM #17:	Quick, someone call Hillary --- Everything is awesome <cite>Peterass posted [p:903755893] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>Quick, someone call Hillary</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dedbus 06/22/18 11:00:25 AM #18:	Like a baby, back to front. <cite>dedbus posted [p:903756181] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>Like a baby, back to front.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blorfenburger 06/22/18 11:27:52 AM #19:	Wow great --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. If you see a woman and you think she's thicc, she's probably not thicc. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. <cite>Blorfenburger posted [p:903757647] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>Wow great</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SKARDAVNELNATE 06/22/18 4:53:46 PM #20:	Grab CCleaner portable, run Cleaner and Registry Cleaner. https://www.ccleaner.com/ccleaner/builds Grab ADWCleaner https://www.malwarebytes.com/adwcleaner/ Grab MBAM https://www.malwarebytes.com/ Create a new user account and delete the old one. https://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-New-User-Account-in-Windows-XP https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/tutorials/create-new-user-account-in-windows-vista-7/ See the security options on this page, https://ninite.com/ You might want to try each of them out but keep in mind to only have one active at a time. --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. Look at Mr. Technical over here >.> -BTB <cite>SKARDAVNELNATE posted [p:903775472] in How does o... [t:76738898]...</cite> <quote>Grab CCleaner portable, run Cleaner and Registry Cleaner. https://www.ccleaner.com/ccleaner/builds Grab ADWCleaner https://www.malwarebytes.com/adwcleaner/ Grab MBAM https://www.malwarebytes.com/ Create a new user account and delete the old one. https://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-New-User-Account-in-Windows-XP https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/tutorials/create-new-user-account-in-windows-vista-7/ See the security options on this page, https://ninite.com/ You might want to try each of them out but keep in mind to only have one active at a time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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