Current Events > What's it like serving at Trump's beck and call? An ex-butler for Trump reveals.

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Capn Circus
06/29/18 1:16:41 AM
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Almost 20 years

"After Mr. Trump and Ivana got a divorce, we were going over to his room one night and he said, "Tony, do I need four buttlers?" I said as long as it's me, Mr. Trump, you only need one. He said, "Get rid of the other three."

"The man sleeps maybe three or four hours at most a night"

"Donald Trump is one of the nicest, most generous man that I've ever known in my life."

"He'll go off, he'll scream at you. You'll stay in the corner just seething---he's already forgotten it"

"He hates anyone being late. He figures if he can get there on time, everyone can get there on time."

"His suite had to be pristine. One time I took it down and they.. they like "wetted" it so like the lapels were all like forward.. and he just flipped out."

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Manocheese
06/29/18 1:25:36 AM
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He likes his steaks and his burgers... and he likes them well done.

"And it was... 'and don't forget the ketchup!'"


It figures that such a great man would have such great taste.
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BWLurker
06/29/18 1:25:38 AM
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TCs dream job
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Capn Circus
06/29/18 1:26:38 AM
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BWLurker posted...
TCs dream job


Okay I laughed.

Whose alt are you?
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stone
06/29/18 1:28:37 AM
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BW.. Bullet wing
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Capn Circus
06/29/18 1:30:46 AM
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Journalist: "And get ready for 9 year old Barron Trump. The buttler said Barron might be more like his father than any of them"

Ex-Butler: "Barron was 2 and half years old.. I took his breakfast in to him, he was sitting in his highchair and he looks at me and says, "Tony, sit down. We need to talk."

Journalist: "Barron said this?"

Ex-Butler: "Barron said it. Two and half years old---blew my mind"
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008Zulu
06/29/18 1:31:49 AM
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Spooking posted...
Alfred tells all! Speaking of that, President Trump does remind me of Batman.


Using his wealth to beat-up the underprivileged?
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BWLurker
06/29/18 1:31:51 AM
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stone posted...
BW.. Bullet wing

Apparently it takes a rocket scientist.

Anyways TC, that IS your dream job, to serve Trump
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ThePrinceFish
06/29/18 1:33:10 AM
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Capn Circus posted...
Journalist: "And get ready for 9 year old Barron Trump. The buttler said Barron might be more like his father than any of them"

Ex-Butler: "Barron was 2 and half years old.. I took his breakfast in to him, he was sitting in his highchair and he looks at me and says, "Tony, sit down. We need to talk."

Journalist: "Barron said this?"

Ex-Butler: "Barron said it. Two and half years old---blew my mind"

He's going to be a great president some day.
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stone
06/29/18 1:34:18 AM
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BWLurker posted...
stone posted...
BW.. Bullet wing

Apparently it takes a rocket scientist.

Anyways TC, that IS your dream job, to serve Trump

But but... I ain't no rocket science person!
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Capn Circus
06/29/18 1:34:26 AM
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stone posted...
BW.. Bullet wing


I should be more observant :/

He's one of the only liberals on this board that makes me laugh (in a good way).
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metralo
06/29/18 1:35:42 AM
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blind worship of a complete dumb fuck

please fantasize about him elsewhere, like maybe the shrine of him you have in your closet, thanks
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BWLurker
06/29/18 1:36:05 AM
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Capn Circus posted...
stone posted...
BW.. Bullet wing


I should be more observant :/

He's one of the only liberals on this board that makes me laugh (in a good way).

I'm not a liberal though. Name one of my policy stances.
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FLUFFYGERM
06/29/18 1:37:56 AM
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Damn, so all those "But Who" accounts are Bullet Wing?
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BWLurker
06/29/18 1:39:43 AM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
Damn, so all those "But Who" accounts are Bullet Wing?

Not all. A couple were made by Hoth to make me look bad and blatantly attacked people
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Chicken
06/29/18 1:39:50 AM
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Capn Circus posted...
Journalist: "And get ready for 9 year old Barron Trump. The buttler said Barron might be more like his father than any of them"

Ex-Butler: "Barron was 2 and half years old.. I took his breakfast in to him, he was sitting in his highchair and he looks at me and says, "Tony, sit down. We need to talk."

Journalist: "Barron said this?"

Ex-Butler: "Barron said it. Two and half years old---blew my mind"


Real life Boss Baby
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glitteringfairy
06/29/18 1:40:47 AM
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metralo posted...
blind worship of a complete dumb fuck

please fantasize about him elsewhere, like maybe the shrine of him you have in your closet, thanks

Lmao look how triggered you've become. Pathetic.
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gp1829
06/29/18 11:20:02 PM
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Spooking posted...
Alfred tells all! Speaking of that, President Trump does remind me of Batman.


More like Fatman.
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StarReaper13
06/30/18 8:49:14 AM
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Capn Circus posted...
"After Mr. Trump and Ivana got a divorce, we were going over to his room one night and he said, "Tony, do I need four buttlers?" I said as long as it's me, Mr. Trump, you only need one. He said, "Get rid of the other three."

Imagine being such a dick to get all your other coworkers fired.
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stone
06/30/18 9:08:04 AM
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StarReaper13 posted...
Capn Circus posted...
"After Mr. Trump and Ivana got a divorce, we were going over to his room one night and he said, "Tony, do I need four buttlers?" I said as long as it's me, Mr. Trump, you only need one. He said, "Get rid of the other three."

Imagine being such a dick to get all your other coworkers fired.

Imagine being such a dick that you get your buttler to fire the other three rather than doing it yourself.
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SmidgeIsntBack
06/30/18 9:44:48 AM
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stone posted...
StarReaper13 posted...
Capn Circus posted...
"After Mr. Trump and Ivana got a divorce, we were going over to his room one night and he said, "Tony, do I need four buttlers?" I said as long as it's me, Mr. Trump, you only need one. He said, "Get rid of the other three."

Imagine being such a dick to get all your other coworkers fired.

Imagine being such a dick that you get your buttler to fire the other three rather than doing it yourself.


Trump is literally too cowardly to fire people in person. This was even the case on The Apprentice.
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jpenny2
06/30/18 9:49:23 AM
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Capn Circus posted...

"Donald Trump is one of the nicest, most generous man that I've ever known in my life."

"He'll go off, he'll scream at you. You'll stay in the corner just seething---he's already forgotten it"

Most of the nicest people I know are always screaming at me and then acting as if it didn't matter and wouldn't affect me.
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Unknown5uspect
06/30/18 9:57:13 AM
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Who are you trying to convince of Trump being a good person?
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kingdrake2
06/30/18 10:01:06 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Spooking posted...
Alfred tells all! Speaking of that, President Trump does remind me of Batman.


Using his wealth to beat-up the underprivileged?


kinda hate being rich, it changes people in a bad way.
not all of em. there's plenty of nice rich people (bill gates being one of em).
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