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Duncanwii
07/26/18 10:36:26 AM
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I'm not though. Can I smack her for accusing me of being a pedophile?
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Alphamon
07/26/18 10:36:46 AM
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weird poster
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/26/18 10:37:38 AM
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What does your girlfriend think?
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Zikten
07/26/18 10:37:39 AM
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That's kinda fucked up for a sister to say to her brother
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Duncanwii
07/26/18 10:39:22 AM
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Zikten posted...
That's kinda fucked up for a sister to say to her brother

I was honestly amused until I realized she was being serious. At that point I got upset that my sis would have that low an opinion of me.
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/26/18 10:40:44 AM
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SerperiorThanU posted...
why would she say that


Yeah, what did you do that caused her to say that?
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NibeIungsnarf
07/26/18 10:42:12 AM
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Zikten posted...
That's kinda fucked up for a sister to say to her brother

Says the dude who literally wanted to have sex with his sister.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/26/18 10:42:23 AM
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Even I know the core of this conversation...
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Duncanwii
07/26/18 10:42:24 AM
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SerperiorThanU posted...
why would she say that

She says she catches me staring at underage chicks and she has to tell me to stop. She says she's concerned I can't tell when the girls I look at are underage (like 15/16.) She says it makes her upset because I may get beat up one day.
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NibeIungsnarf
07/26/18 10:43:33 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
SerperiorThanU posted...
why would she say that

She says she catches me staring at underage chicks and she has to tell me to stop. She says she's concerned I can't tell when the girls I look at are underage (like 15/16.) She says it makes her upset because I may get beat up one day.

Have you considered not oogling underage girls, then?
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ROBANN_88
07/26/18 10:44:00 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
She says she catches me staring at underage chicks?


well, are you doing that?
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/26/18 10:44:01 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
SerperiorThanU posted...
why would she say that

She says she catches me staring at underage chicks and she has to tell me to stop. She says she's concerned I can't tell when the girls I look at are underage (like 15/16.) She says it makes her upset because I may get beat up one day.


All valid concerns and it seems your sister is looking out for you. Sooooooo..... stop doing it?
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MrK3V
07/26/18 10:44:26 AM
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I would maybe look at girls who are older
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Omnislasher
07/26/18 10:44:56 AM
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i cant believe your sis would stoop so low
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lww99
07/26/18 10:44:57 AM
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Kitt
07/26/18 10:45:04 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/26/18 10:45:27 AM
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I think the answer as it is to most of your problems is to bang your girlfriend.
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MysteryMan923
07/26/18 10:46:41 AM
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Keep in mind TC is the guy who creepily PMed a bunch of CEgals asking them to flirt with him. I'm more inclined to believe his sister's version of events.

in b4 TC disappears and locks the topic
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Zikten
07/26/18 10:47:54 AM
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It sounds like selective misunderstanding from the sister. One time I was at a county Fair sitting on a bench while my group decided what to do. I zoned out in the hot summer heat and when I came to I realized it looked like I was staring at a girl and her boyfriend was glaring at me. My eyes had been open but I was basically checked out and had been almost asleep. I saw nothing until I came out of the daze
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Duncanwii
07/26/18 10:58:22 AM
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Zikten posted...
It sounds like selective misunderstanding from the sister. One time I was at a county Fair sitting on a bench while my group decided what to do. I zoned out in the hot summer heat and when I came to I realized it looked like I was staring at a girl and her boyfriend was glaring at me. My eyes had been open but I was basically checked out and had been almost asleep. I saw nothing until I came out of the daze

Yeah but this apparently happens a lot. Like I'm looking at a girl when my sis walks up and is like "you do know she's 15 right?" Then I get embarrassed and walk away.
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MrK3V
07/26/18 10:59:09 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Zikten posted...
It sounds like selective misunderstanding from the sister. One time I was at a county Fair sitting on a bench while my group decided what to do. I zoned out in the hot summer heat and when I came to I realized it looked like I was staring at a girl and her boyfriend was glaring at me. My eyes had been open but I was basically checked out and had been almost asleep. I saw nothing until I came out of the daze

Yeah but this apparently happens a lot. Like I'm looking at a girl when my sis walks up and is like "you do know she's 15 right?" Then I get embarrassed and walk away.


Your sister is making sure you don't get sent behind bars dog
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Duncanwii
07/26/18 11:00:22 AM
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MrK3V posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Zikten posted...
It sounds like selective misunderstanding from the sister. One time I was at a county Fair sitting on a bench while my group decided what to do. I zoned out in the hot summer heat and when I came to I realized it looked like I was staring at a girl and her boyfriend was glaring at me. My eyes had been open but I was basically checked out and had been almost asleep. I saw nothing until I came out of the daze

Yeah but this apparently happens a lot. Like I'm looking at a girl when my sis walks up and is like "you do know she's 15 right?" Then I get embarrassed and walk away.


Your sister is making sure you don't get sent behind bars dog

Yeah, she's good to me.
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NibeIungsnarf
07/26/18 11:01:22 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Yeah but this apparently happens a lot. Like I'm looking at a girl when my sis walks up and is like "you do know she's 15 right?" Then I get embarrassed and walk away.

You sound like you lack even the slightest form of introspective.
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lww99
07/26/18 11:13:28 AM
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Yikes man. Sounds like you truly are attracted to them. Even if you aren't fully aware of it.
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Duncanwii
07/26/18 11:32:26 AM
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I was attracted to an 18 year old in my class while I was broken up with my gf. But she had a boyfriend so nothing came of it.
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Letron_James
07/26/18 11:33:16 AM
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Get @twitterfriends to teach you the backhand
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ASithLord7
07/26/18 11:34:46 AM
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Not surprised
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Ultima Dragon
07/26/18 11:42:01 AM
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I don't think that's too weird. Like if I'm walking down the street and see a nice ass, I'm not exactly thinking "Gee I hope this girl is 18." A nice ass is a nice ass, I'll have a glance and then go on with my life.

Unless you're doing it close to a school or even (arguably) at the mall or anywhere else minors would hang out. Then it's kinda weird.
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MasterOfSex
07/26/18 11:43:09 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
SerperiorThanU posted...
why would she say that

She says she catches me staring at underage chicks and she has to tell me to stop. She says she's concerned I can't tell when the girls I look at are underage (like 15/16.) She says it makes her upset because I may get beat up one day.

get beat up by the underaged girls? Damn you are weak
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Duncanwii
07/26/18 11:43:53 AM
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MasterOfSex posted...
Duncanwii posted...
SerperiorThanU posted...
why would she say that

She says she catches me staring at underage chicks and she has to tell me to stop. She says she's concerned I can't tell when the girls I look at are underage (like 15/16.) She says it makes her upset because I may get beat up one day.

get beat up by the underaged girls? Damn you are weak

No like her parents/brother/boyfriend. Those people.
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ASithLord7
07/26/18 12:19:42 PM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
I don't think that's too weird. Like if I'm walking down the street and see a nice ass, I'm not exactly thinking "Gee I hope this girl is 18." A nice ass is a nice ass, I'll have a glance and then go on with my life.

Unless you're doing it close to a school or even (arguably) at the mall or anywhere else minors would hang out. Then it's kinda weird.


Do you regularly find yourself thinking 12 year olds have a nice ass?
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Funkydog
07/26/18 12:27:21 PM
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Maybe stop staring at underage girls then. Even if you don't have any urges towards them, will help to not stare (in general as well)
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Parappa11
07/27/18 3:51:09 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Can I smack her for accusing me of being a pedophile?

smack her on the butt
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Tappor
07/27/18 3:51:45 AM
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This is the plot to many an anime
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Ultima Dragon
07/27/18 4:07:06 AM
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ASithLord7 posted...
Ultima Dragon posted...
I don't think that's too weird. Like if I'm walking down the street and see a nice ass, I'm not exactly thinking "Gee I hope this girl is 18." A nice ass is a nice ass, I'll have a glance and then go on with my life.

Unless you're doing it close to a school or even (arguably) at the mall or anywhere else minors would hang out. Then it's kinda weird.


Do you regularly find yourself thinking 12 year olds have a nice ass?


12 year olds don't have a developed/curvy body so no lol.

But like, if I'm out in public and I see a chick from behind and she has a nice ass my brain isn't going to robotically be like "Must achieve visual confirmation of age. Viewing facial structure. Features appear young. Requesting physical identification. Aged eighteen and up confirmed. Commence glancing at goods. Beep boop. Beep beep boop." >_>
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