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Space_Man
08/09/18 5:25:29 PM
#1:


Saw my girlfriend of 3 years in the swipe thing.

Wtf. How does she think it's ok to cheat? That jerk.
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davyheinz
08/09/18 5:26:27 PM
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Swipe left then, its fucking over. I heard something about limitless chad dick and waffles.
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/09/18 5:27:21 PM
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You should knock her fucking ass down a flight of stairs. Like a big flight of stairs. The kind that have cement steps, none of those carpeted stairs.
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L0Z
08/09/18 5:28:24 PM
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superlike to let her know you know
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0AbsoluteZero0
08/09/18 5:29:02 PM
#5:


This happened
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Space_Man
08/09/18 5:58:33 PM
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L0Z posted...
superlike to let her know you know

I did, but had to use my only one.

I'm also going to make references to things that sound like "tinder" when we have dinner later.

Like:
"Hey Jen, wanna have a bonfire this weekend? I just have to get some tinder or run to the lumber yard for some timber"

or

"Hey Jen, you wouldn't happen to be doing anything that might hinder our relationship going forward, eh?
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ASithLord7
08/09/18 5:59:15 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
This happened

That

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

And lock this lunatic up
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Space_Man
08/09/18 6:53:56 PM
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Yeah...who am I kidding? Me have a girlfriend? As if. I can't even get any girls to talk to me.

Tinder bots don't even swipe right on my profile.
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ASithLord7
08/10/18 11:28:36 AM
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Why did my post get modded and not the dude advocating for murder ITT
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