Board 8 > When we die do we get our life statostics?

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Obellisk
08/30/18 6:50:46 PM
#1:


Before the fade to black, I want to see how many lies I've told or how many times i had sex or how many bugs i unknowingly swallowed. How many days spent peeing or how many miles I walked.

What stats would you want to see?
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Johnbobb
08/30/18 6:52:43 PM
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I've wondered this so many times actually

I'd especially want to know things like "what decisions were ultimately life-changing" or like "how many people had a crush on me that I never knew about"
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Mobilezoid
08/30/18 6:53:22 PM
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Yeah whenever I looked at GTA stats or something I always thought it would be neat to have those in real life. I want to know what percentage of my life I've wasted on random junk while procrastinating.
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pyresword
08/30/18 6:54:42 PM
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Mobilezoid posted...
I want to know what percentage of my life I've wasted on random junk while procrastinating

please god no anything but that
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Obellisk
08/30/18 6:55:15 PM
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pyresword posted...
Mobilezoid posted...
I want to know what percentage of my life I've wasted on random junk while procrastinating

please god no anything but that


itll be enough to make you want to kill yourse.... oh wait
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f0olmor0n
08/30/18 7:10:22 PM
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What statistics? How deep would it go? # of hydrogen atoms you consumed? # of branching universes your choices spawned?
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Heroic Bigpun
08/30/18 7:11:40 PM
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For some reason I always assumed you could look up something like that in the afterlife but I have no idea how I got that into my head
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GranzonEx
08/30/18 7:14:37 PM
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I just hope there's a "Play Again" option
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FlyingForever
08/30/18 7:18:42 PM
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Obellisk posted...
Before the fade to black, I want to see how many lies I've told or how many times i had sex or how many bugs i unknowingly swallowed. How many days spent peeing or how many miles I walked.

What stats would you want to see?


You probably walked a mile or two total
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Obellisk
08/30/18 7:48:48 PM
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at least
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Anagram
08/30/18 8:06:41 PM
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I never thought I'd have a reason to post this on B8, but here we are.
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Obellisk
08/30/18 8:41:01 PM
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Anagram posted...
I never thought I'd have a reason to post this on B8, but here we are.
http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/deathbulge-comics-limbo-life-2025495.jpeg


you just made my night.
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Reg
08/30/18 8:41:41 PM
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f0olmor0n posted...
# of branching universes your choices spawned?

This is literally the most important stat
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ScareChan
08/30/18 9:05:53 PM
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Reg posted...
f0olmor0n posted...
# of branching universes your choices spawned?

This is literally the most important stat


If reg is mean to me in a different universe can I complain in this one
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Obellisk
08/30/18 9:10:18 PM
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ScareChan posted...
Reg posted...
f0olmor0n posted...
# of branching universes your choices spawned?

This is literally the most important stat


If reg is mean to me in a different universe can I complain in this one


how will you in this universe know?
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ScareChan
08/30/18 9:16:46 PM
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like so

*punches Reg in the throat*
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woodman
08/30/18 9:17:34 PM
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Johnbobb posted...
I've wondered this so many times actually

I'd especially want to know things like "what decisions were ultimately life-changing" or like "how many people had a crush on me that I never knew about"

0
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MZero11
08/30/18 10:05:25 PM
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I just want to know how many times I fapped
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woodman
08/30/18 11:08:33 PM
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MZero11 posted...
I just want to know how many times I fapped

You'd need to learn up-arrow notication to read it
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banananor
08/31/18 12:18:18 AM
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"I've fapped more times than there are atoms in the observable universe"
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woodman
08/31/18 12:25:00 AM
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banananor posted...
"I've fapped more times than there are atoms in the observable universe"

Graham's number, which I was referencing, is so large that if every atom in the Universe represented a digit and they were used in the most efficient tower of power configuration (eg 2^3^4^...) it wouldn't be even close to it. If I'm not mistaken, there aren't nearly enough atoms to even say how many exponents would be needed to describe it.
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MZero11
08/31/18 12:52:38 AM
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woodman posted...
MZero11 posted...
I just want to know how many times I fapped

You'd need to learn up-arrow notication to read it


Psh I wish
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trdl23
08/31/18 1:56:38 AM
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Yes, but it's only X-stats.
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Forceful_Dragon
08/31/18 2:37:30 AM
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trdl23 posted...
Yes, but it's only X-stats.


If that's the case then B8 is going to be so good at the afterlife.
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Obellisk
08/31/18 8:55:55 AM
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Oh and think of all the secret achievements you get to find out about and all the ones you just missed out on.
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MZero11
08/31/18 9:00:32 AM
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Obellisk posted...
all the ones you just missed out on.


Please no

This would be awful
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Obellisk
08/31/18 9:03:11 AM
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MZero11 posted...
Obellisk posted...
all the ones you just missed out on.


Please no

This would be awful


An eternity of regret.
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Emeraldegg
08/31/18 9:28:05 AM
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That is pretty impressive to have never smelt anyone else fart in your entire lifetime.
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banananor
08/31/18 11:18:17 AM
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The rule is that if you smelled it, you dealt it, so by definition smelled >= dealt
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Underleveled
08/31/18 12:48:19 PM
#30:


Johnbobb posted...
I'd especially want to know things like "what decisions were ultimately life-changing"

I'd laugh if this was presented to me like a Telltale game.

"You and 22% of players waited for Audrey to break up with you first."
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