Current Events > Your building is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random toddler.

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Muffinz0rz 08/31/18 12:29:56 AM #1:	The building is burning. You have your own kid in one arm, and only have space in your other arm for your dog or someone else's toddler. Building collapses before you can run back in. - Results (12 votes) Your dog. 50% (6 votes) 6 Someone else's toddler. 50% (6 votes) 6 For the purposes of this scenario, the dog passed out from the smoke and cannot run out beside you. For the purposes of this scenario, the parents of the toddler have passed out from the smoke. For the purposes of this scenario, there are no other loopholes or situations that somehow allow you to miraculously save both. What do you choose? --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (Drafting): https://imgur.com/LnfbnNx <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:907851133] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote> The building is burning. You have your own kid in one arm, and only have space in your other arm for your dog or someone else's toddler. Building collapses before you can run back in. - Results (12 votes) Your dog. 50% (6 votes) 6 Someone else's toddler. 50% (6 votes) 6 For the purposes of this scenario, the dog passed out from the smoke and cannot run out beside you. For the purposes of this scenario, the parents of the toddler have passed out from the smoke. For the purposes of this scenario, there are no other loopholes or situations that somehow allow you to miraculously save both. What do you choose?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
known2FAIL 08/31/18 12:30:31 AM #2:	This topic has been done to death --- I don't know why I'm playing Destiny 2... but I am... <cite>known2FAIL posted [p:907851160] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>This topic has been done to death</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 08/31/18 12:30:37 AM #3:	My dog can never grow up to be Hitler. The toddler could potentially be the next Hitler. Easy choice. --- Currently playing: Monster Hunter World (xbone), H1Z1 (ps4), Earthbound (snes) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:907851169] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>My dog can never grow up to be Hitler. The toddler could potentially be the next Hitler. Easy choice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slimfizzle2 08/31/18 12:32:54 AM #5:	I must save flips cape THE MING VASE dramatic pose --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:907851266] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>I must save flips cape THE MING VASE dramatic pose</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rookieplayer03 08/31/18 12:34:08 AM #6:	Am I aware of the toddler? --- Princes are born. Kings are made. https://gfycat.com/BowedGrimAddax <cite>rookieplayer03 posted [p:907851311] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>Am I aware of the toddler?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkTransient 08/31/18 12:34:13 AM #7:	I don't have a dog, so this is a very easy choice. Mind you, I don't have a kid either, so my first arm would be free anyway. --- http://www.facebook.com/loaocos/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAfJB3KYYDg <cite>DarkTransient posted [p:907851316] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>I don't have a dog, so this is a very easy choice. Mind you, I don't have a kid either, so my first arm would be free anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 08/31/18 1:24:24 AM #8:	known2FAIL posted... This topic has been done to death <cite>garan posted [p:907852986] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote><cite>known2FAIL posted...</cite> <quote>This topic has been done to death</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMarthKoopa 08/31/18 1:25:14 AM #9:	Change dog to my cat and I'll pick my cat <cite>TheMarthKoopa posted [p:907853014] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>Change dog to my cat and I'll pick my cat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkrobotisback 08/31/18 1:26:41 AM #11:	No one, fuck everyone I'm saving my own ass. That's why we got the fire department for. --- I'll sell u my drawings for $0.00 +tax https://i.imgtc.com/RIL4tvl.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/bV4hPii.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/Q3NVBh7.jpg <cite>Darkrobotisback posted [p:907853064] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>No one, fuck everyone I'm saving my own ass. That's why we got the fire department for.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Super Slash 08/31/18 1:34:45 AM #12:	These scenarios try to play with our morality too much. There is no "right" answer and if this happened IRL any reasonable person would probably try saving both. <cite>Super Slash posted [p:907853303] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>These scenarios try to play with our morality too much. There is no "right" answer and if this happened IRL any reasonable person would probably try saving both.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 08/31/18 1:37:38 AM #13:	known2FAIL posted... This topic has been done to death This. I've already said what I have to say about this scenario, and will no longer discuss it. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:907853390] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote><cite>known2FAIL posted...</cite> <quote>This topic has been done to death</quote> This. I've already said what I have to say about this scenario, and will no longer discuss it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 08/31/18 1:38:23 AM #14:	the dog because the kid's gonna be an orphan anyway --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:907853408] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>the dog because the kid's gonna be an orphan anyway</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 08/31/18 3:11:50 AM #15:	This has been done to death, new scenarios are needed. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:907855997] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>This has been done to death, new scenarios are needed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Typhon 08/31/18 5:49:12 AM #16:	My dog, without hesitation. <cite>Typhon posted [p:907858833] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>My dog, without hesitation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 08/31/18 5:51:56 AM #17:	I guess I'll have to use...that teleports --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:907858873] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>I guess I'll have to use...that teleports</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lathissamus 08/31/18 5:53:30 AM #18:	The toddler, duh. TF is wrong with everyone choosing the dog? --- https://imgur.com/olOXz6h https://imgur.com/kaFczn3 <cite>Lathissamus posted [p:907858905] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>The toddler, duh. TF is wrong with everyone choosing the dog?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kayoticdreamz 08/31/18 6:04:07 AM #20:	Lathissamus posted... The toddler, duh. TF is wrong with everyone choosing the dog? youve never had a dog obviously <cite>kayoticdreamz posted [p:907859081] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lathissamus posted...</cite> <quote>The toddler, duh. TF is wrong with everyone choosing the dog?</quote> youve never had a dog obviously</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lathissamus 08/31/18 6:06:15 AM #21:	kayoticdreamz posted... Lathissamus posted... The toddler, duh. TF is wrong with everyone choosing the dog? youve never had a dog obviously Yes I have. But it's a human vs. an animal. And no matter how much I care for an animal, I care more for humans. --- https://imgur.com/olOXz6h https://imgur.com/kaFczn3 <cite>Lathissamus posted [p:907859107] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote><cite>kayoticdreamz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lathissamus posted...</cite> <quote>The toddler, duh. TF is wrong with everyone choosing the dog?</quote> youve never had a dog obviously</quote> Yes I have. But it's a human vs. an animal. And no matter how much I care for an animal, I care more for humans.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 08/31/18 6:17:00 AM #22:	I have no dog So I choose the ghost dog --- Pew pew! <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:907859270] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>I have no dog So I choose the ghost dog</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gmanthebest 08/31/18 6:18:30 AM #23:	Super Slash posted... There is no "right" answer Yes there it. It's the toddler. --- What do I feel when I shoot an enemy? Recoil. <cite>gmanthebest posted [p:907859300] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote><cite>Super Slash posted...</cite> <quote>There is no "right" answer</quote> Yes there it. It's the toddler.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoundNetwork 08/31/18 6:25:23 AM #24:	neither the toddler nor the dog can consent to being saved so neither --- https://imgur.com/HcKBWZ6 <cite>SoundNetwork posted [p:907859417] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>neither the toddler nor the dog can consent to being saved so neither</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hawaiian_punch 08/31/18 7:05:24 AM #25:	My dog loves me as a father. I am my dogs hero. My dog counts on me. My dog is unconditional. My dog will always be by my side, each lick, each paw boop, each happy dance reminding me that I chose to save him. The toddler? He may shit or piss on my arm why I rescue him, he will cry, his owners may or may not say thanks and I will never see the toddler again, who may grow up to be a politician or something nasty like that anyway. Dog wins <cite>Hawaiian_punch posted [p:907860218] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>My dog loves me as a father. I am my dogs hero. My dog counts on me. My dog is unconditional. My dog will always be by my side, each lick, each paw boop, each happy dance reminding me that I chose to save him. The toddler? He may shit or piss on my arm why I rescue him, he will cry, his owners may or may not say thanks and I will never see the toddler again, who may grow up to be a politician or something nasty like that anyway. Dog wins</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mareen 08/31/18 7:09:45 AM #26:	Throw the toddler on my shoulder and pick up my dog while exiting the building very carefully. <cite>Mareen posted [p:907860319] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>Throw the toddler on my shoulder and pick up my dog while exiting the building very carefully.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kayoticdreamz 08/31/18 7:15:07 AM #27:	Hawaiian_punch posted... My dog loves me as a father. I am my dogs hero. My dog counts on me. My dog is unconditional. My dog will always be by my side, each lick, each paw boop, each happy dance reminding me that I chose to save him. The toddler? He may shit or piss on my arm why I rescue him, he will cry, his owners may or may not say thanks and I will never see the toddler again, who may grow up to be a politician or something nasty like that anyway. Dog wins This. If I must choose, I would choose the dog. Really any of the dogs I've had would get chosen. They were all great companions. And your last point is spot on, with the dog I am free from any potential nonsense lawsuit....I save that baby? I might sued for some random BS reason. It's like self defense laws, You didn't do some random thing before you defended yourself and saved some and therefore you get 10 years in jail. Fuck that, I'll take the dog that will love me back without question. I'll play the dog was closer and I couldnt get to anyone else card and I panicked and it was a fire and CRIES STOP JUDGING ME!!!! I NEED THERAPY!!! <cite>kayoticdreamz posted [p:907860444] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hawaiian_punch posted...</cite> <quote>My dog loves me as a father. I am my dogs hero. My dog counts on me. My dog is unconditional. My dog will always be by my side, each lick, each paw boop, each happy dance reminding me that I chose to save him. The toddler? He may shit or piss on my arm why I rescue him, he will cry, his owners may or may not say thanks and I will never see the toddler again, who may grow up to be a politician or something nasty like that anyway. Dog wins</quote> This. If I must choose, I would choose the dog. Really any of the dogs I've had would get chosen. They were all great companions. And your last point is spot on, with the dog I am free from any potential nonsense lawsuit....I save that baby? I might sued for some random BS reason. It's like self defense laws, You didn't do some random thing before you defended yourself and saved some and therefore you get 10 years in jail. Fuck that, I'll take the dog that will love me back without question. I'll play the dog was closer and I couldnt get to anyone else card and I panicked and it was a fire and CRIES STOP JUDGING ME!!!! I NEED THERAPY!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 08/31/18 7:18:03 AM #28:	Call my dog so he runs out to me. The kid will hear me too and they're either smart enough to follow or not --- Hey what's going on in this thread https://imgur.com/6fpKRW8 https://imgur.com/RNZi0gk <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:907860498] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>Call my dog so he runs out to me. The kid will hear me too and they're either smart enough to follow or not</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames 08/31/18 7:19:39 AM #29:	My dog, obviously. In a situation like this where all reason would go out the window, of course Im going to pick the one that I've actually got an attachment to. --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:907860540] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>My dog, obviously. In a situation like this where all reason would go out the window, of course Im going to pick the one that I've actually got an attachment to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlockAddition 08/31/18 7:21:49 AM #30:	My dog Shit I'd save any dog over a toddler --- hi <cite>BlockAddition posted [p:907860592] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>My dog Shit I'd save any dog over a toddler</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 08/31/18 8:05:16 AM #31:	DoomsSD posted... Turbam posted... I guess I'll have to use...that teleports Psssh saves dog Nothing personnel kid --- https://imgur.com/cfZmEFd Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:907861551] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote><cite>DoomsSD posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote>I guess I'll have to use...that teleports</quote> Psssh</quote> saves dog Nothing personnel kid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Abyssea 08/31/18 8:09:35 AM #32:	saving the doggo. --- https://imgur.com/RrnQVUg <cite>Abyssea posted [p:907861666] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>saving the doggo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vocedelmorte 08/31/18 8:10:35 AM #33:	SauI_Goodman posted... My dog can never grow up to be Hitler. The toddler could potentially be the next Hitler. Easy choice. <cite>vocedelmorte posted [p:907861695] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote><cite>SauI_Goodman posted...</cite> <quote>My dog can never grow up to be Hitler. The toddler could potentially be the next Hitler. Easy choice.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeuralLaxative 08/31/18 8:17:41 AM #34:	Prob put the dog down old yeller style (nobody wants to burn alive) and walk out with toddler tbh --- https://imgur.com/rPJnWhf <cite>NeuralLaxative posted [p:907861882] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>Prob put the dog down old yeller style (nobody wants to burn alive) and walk out with toddler tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 08/31/18 8:40:06 AM #35:	Who are these random people and Toddler in my house, and what the hell are they doing there? They most likely set the fire so they and their future pyromaniac baby can die together. I save my dog. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:907862534] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>Who are these random people and Toddler in my house, and what the hell are they doing there? They most likely set the fire so they and their future pyromaniac baby can die together. I save my dog.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 08/31/18 8:41:58 AM #36:	vocedelmorte posted... SauI_Goodman posted... My dog can never grow up to be Hitler. The toddler could potentially be the next Hitler. Easy choice. This is a word trick The dog can never grow up to become Hitler because you'll let them perish in the flames and therefore they'll never grow up. The toddler could because you'll let them survive. --- Pew pew! <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:907862608] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote><cite>vocedelmorte posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SauI_Goodman posted...</cite> <quote>My dog can never grow up to be Hitler. The toddler could potentially be the next Hitler. Easy choice.</quote></quote> This is a word trick The dog can never grow up to become Hitler because you'll let them perish in the flames and therefore they'll never grow up. The toddler could because you'll let them survive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 08/31/18 8:43:27 AM #37:	My pitbull is better behaved than your kid --- Posted from my iPhone 8 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:907862652] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>My pitbull is better behaved than your kid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alpha218 08/31/18 8:44:40 AM #38:	My dog is small. So both --- I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel. Now Playing: Rainbow 6: Siege, Mario Kart 8, Super Smash Bros 4 (3DS) WarioWare Gold <cite>Alpha218 posted [p:907862679] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>My dog is small. So both</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 08/31/18 8:44:59 AM #39:	Which dog? I have three, but would only save one. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/M1TnV8w <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:907862685] in Your build... [t:76952983]...</cite> <quote>Which dog? I have three, but would only save one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Your building is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random toddler.