Poll of the Day > A man walks into a restaurant, orders the soup

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MICHALECOLE
09/01/18 2:50:29 PM
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Calls the waiter over and the man says waiter will you taste the soup? Waiter says whats wrong with the soup? Man says just taste the soup. Waiter says what is there something wrong with the soup? Man says just taste the soup. Waiter says what is it too cold? Man says just taste the soup. Waiter says what is it too hot? Man says just taste the soup. Waiter says fine Ill taste the soup! Where is the spoon? Man says aha!
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St_Kevin
09/01/18 2:52:48 PM
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>___________>
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WastelandCowboy
09/01/18 2:53:28 PM
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Whadaya know from funny, you bastards?
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MICHALECOLE
09/01/18 2:56:15 PM
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WastelandCowboy posted...
Whadaya know from funny, you bastards?

Thats my boy
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Gamerguymass
09/01/18 2:57:38 PM
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So the man was The Soup Nazi.

NO SOUP FOR YOU!
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rogerskg1979
09/01/18 2:58:49 PM
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Stupid joke aside, the man should have just asked for a spoon instead of being an asshat about it. It's asshats like that which make working customer service jobs so miserable.
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MICHALECOLE
09/01/18 3:02:22 PM
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rogerskg1979 posted...
Stupid joke aside, the man should have just asked for a spoon instead of being an asshat about it. It's asshats like that which make working customer service jobs so miserable.

Man says go fuck yourself
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BubbleGumCrisis
09/01/18 3:04:13 PM
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Have you watched Coming to America recently?
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Mead
09/01/18 3:04:21 PM
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I remember this joke from Coming to America
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wwinterj25
09/01/18 3:15:07 PM
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https://imgur.com/jeXbV
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MICHALECOLE
09/01/18 3:15:24 PM
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BubbleGumCrisis posted...
Have you watched Coming to America recently?

I watch that movie like once a month.. old school Eddie Murphy is one of the funniest men ever
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Firewood18
09/01/18 3:21:32 PM
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I wonder if they'll have such great humor in the sequel.

Now... hop on one foot and bark like a dog.
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wolfy42
09/01/18 3:36:59 PM
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I used hop on one foot and bark like a dog for years. Nobody would get the reference now sadly, but it as funny back in the day.
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wolfy42
09/01/18 3:41:34 PM
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Now I want soup.
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ParanoidObsessive
09/01/18 3:48:19 PM
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Mead posted...
I remember this joke from Coming to America

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