Poll of the Day > When you take a shower and have to poop immediately after.

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DirtBasedSoap
09/25/18 4:15:11 PM
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might as well start my whole day over again :(
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TheWorstPoster
09/25/18 4:29:06 PM
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Why not just poop in the shower?
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Andromicus
09/25/18 4:37:31 PM
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Waffle stomp it
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ForteEXE3850
09/25/18 4:41:25 PM
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When your body betrays you.
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BADoglick
09/25/18 10:47:01 PM
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Shower poops cut your morning routine time in half
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Fierce_Deity_08
09/26/18 11:18:52 AM
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After? Try right in the middle, and it wont wait. (I will never poop in the shower no matter what.)
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Questionmarktarius
09/26/18 11:20:56 AM
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Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
After? Try right in the middle, and it wont wait. (I will never poop in the shower no matter what.)

If it's "urgent" enough, it's almost certainly going to be in liquid form anyway.
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argonautweakend
09/26/18 11:37:56 AM
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ill shit in the shower for a few reasons if nature calls while im in there.

1) I can full on squat, which is the most efficient way to poop. sitting on a toilet oddly enough isnt the ideal way
2) I really dont want to have to dry off just to sit down on the toilet
3) I can just blast my butt with water when im done, though I do use TP when in dry for a thorough clean.

though really after my colon surgery all tact went out the window. im gonna sit here and poop twice as much, then not all of its gonna be in the toilet(not to imply i shit anywhere, but occasionally in the shower, yeah)
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Mead
09/26/18 12:04:53 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
ill shit in the shower for a few reasons if nature calls while im in there.

1) I can full on squat, which is the most efficient way to poop. sitting on a toilet oddly enough isnt the ideal way
2) I really dont want to have to dry off just to sit down on the toilet
3) I can just blast my butt with water when im done, though I do use TP when in dry for a thorough clean.

though really after my colon surgery all tact went out the window. im gonna sit here and poop twice as much, then not all of its gonna be in the toilet(not to imply i shit anywhere, but occasionally in the shower, yeah)


Gross
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DirtBasedSoap
09/26/18 1:23:28 PM
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if any of you are legitimately shitting in your showers...thats weird and disgusting as fuck.
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OhhhJa
09/26/18 1:26:15 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
ill shit in the shower for a few reasons if nature calls while im in there.

1) I can full on squat, which is the most efficient way to poop. sitting on a toilet oddly enough isnt the ideal way
2) I really dont want to have to dry off just to sit down on the toilet
3) I can just blast my butt with water when im done, though I do use TP when in dry for a thorough clean.

though really after my colon surgery all tact went out the window. im gonna sit here and poop twice as much, then not all of its gonna be in the toilet(not to imply i shit anywhere, but occasionally in the shower, yeah)

So do you actually waffle stomp? Or do you have runny diarrhea all the time and it just washes right down?
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argonautweakend
09/26/18 2:32:44 PM
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I take the showerhead and turn it so the water shoots out like a pool jet and that breaks it up and pushes it down.

touch with my feet or any part of my body? nah
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DrYuya
09/26/18 4:20:04 PM
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Yeah the shower can break the poop apart and send it down the drain after that so I dont see the problem?

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