Board 8 > I need to think of new and creative ways to avoid my family.

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FBike1 09/28/18 7:50:11 AM #1:	They're finally beginning to catch on to "I overslept." --- No one reads signatures. <cite>FBike1 posted [p:909592970] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>They're finally beginning to catch on to "I overslept."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
abdou 09/28/18 7:55:13 AM #2:	Tell them to fuck off. --- ... <cite>abdou posted [p:909593084] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>Tell them to fuck off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wreath 09/28/18 8:07:09 AM #3:	Become an alcoholic. Go over one time and just make a fool of yourself Then they'll leave you alone forever <cite>Wreath posted [p:909593364] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>Become an alcoholic. Go over one time and just make a fool of yourself Then they'll leave you alone forever</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bwburke94 09/28/18 10:35:23 AM #4:	FBike1 posted... They're finally beginning to catch on to "I overslept." It took that long? --- All your old meme are belong to me. <cite>bwburke94 posted [p:909598331] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote><cite>FBike1 posted...</cite> <quote>They're finally beginning to catch on to "I overslept."</quote> It took that long?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scarletspeed7 09/28/18 10:53:34 AM #5:	Read more comics --- "It is too easy being monsters. Let us try to be human." ~Victor Frankenstein, Penny Dreadful <cite>scarletspeed7 posted [p:909599189] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>Read more comics</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trdl23 09/28/18 10:55:06 AM #6:	Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew --- E come vivo? Vivo! <cite>trdl23 posted [p:909599263] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeybozn 09/28/18 10:56:36 AM #7:	Tell them your grandmother died. --- Congrats to 2017 Guru champ BKSheikah! <cite>Xeybozn posted [p:909599330] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>Tell them your grandmother died.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steiner 09/28/18 11:16:11 AM #8:	move --- This body makes me feel eternal. All this pain is an illusion. <cite>Steiner posted [p:909600406] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>move</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FFnut 09/28/18 11:27:40 AM #9:	Witness a violent crime and go into witness protection. --- And though we deserved not his mercy, he has led us to this new Eden, a last chance for redemption. <cite>FFnut posted [p:909601013] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>Witness a violent crime and go into witness protection.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadow Dino 09/28/18 11:36:14 AM #10:	Join an organized crime syndicate so you have to abandon them for their own safety. --- Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! ~Homer J. Simpson <cite>Shadow Dino posted [p:909601462] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>Join an organized crime syndicate so you have to abandon them for their own safety.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wreath 09/28/18 12:43:43 PM #11:	So far I'm the only one who provided real advice smh <cite>Wreath posted [p:909605186] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>So far I'm the only one who provided real advice smh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big Bob 09/28/18 1:24:06 PM #12:	Move to another state. Worked for me. --- Come watch me on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/gameryogi <cite>Big Bob posted [p:909607520] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>Move to another state. Worked for me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StartTheMachine 09/28/18 1:44:18 PM #13:	Show them this topic and admit how desperate you are to avoid them. --- - Blur - Welcome to your Divinity. <cite>StartTheMachine posted [p:909608756] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>Show them this topic and admit how desperate you are to avoid them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingButz 09/28/18 3:09:58 PM #14:	Move across the country --- no <cite>KingButz posted [p:909613686] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>Move across the country</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnbobb 09/28/18 4:11:36 PM #15:	Tell them you want to play hide and seek but then never actually seek for them --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs <cite>Johnbobb posted [p:909617061] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>Tell them you want to play hide and seek but then never actually seek for them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninkendo 09/28/18 4:12:57 PM #16:	KingButz posted... Move across the country This is what I did worked out pretty well --- https://imgur.com/LhGP5E6 https://card.psnprofiles.com/2/CaptainRockman.png <cite>ninkendo posted [p:909617137] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote><cite>KingButz posted...</cite> <quote>Move across the country</quote> This is what I did worked out pretty well</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KujikawaRising 09/28/18 4:29:41 PM #17:	What, precisely, is the problem? --- https://imgur.com/t3naEGu I'm BlueCrystalTear, probably at work. <cite>KujikawaRising posted [p:909618062] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>What, precisely, is the problem?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wreath 09/28/18 4:52:19 PM #18:	KujikawaRising posted... What, precisely, is the problem? Devout Christians is my guess <cite>Wreath posted [p:909619323] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote><cite>KujikawaRising posted...</cite> <quote>What, precisely, is the problem?</quote> Devout Christians is my guess</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FFnut 09/28/18 4:55:26 PM #19:	KujikawaRising posted... What, precisely, is the problem? Overly enthusiastic and hateful atheists is my guess. --- And though we deserved not his mercy, he has led us to this new Eden, a last chance for redemption. <cite>FFnut posted [p:909619517] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote><cite>KujikawaRising posted...</cite> <quote>What, precisely, is the problem?</quote> Overly enthusiastic and hateful atheists is my guess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Not_an_Owl 09/28/18 4:56:16 PM #20:	butter the floor --- Besides, marijuana is far more harmful than steroids. - BlitzBomb I headbang to Bruckner. <cite>Not_an_Owl posted [p:909619579] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>butter the floor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FBike1 09/28/18 5:20:56 PM #21:	Wreath posted... Devout Christians is my guess They are, but that's not the problem. They simply haven't come to terms with the fact that all their kids have grown up now. --- No one reads signatures. <cite>FBike1 posted [p:909620956] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote><cite>Wreath posted...</cite> <quote>Devout Christians is my guess</quote> They are, but that's not the problem. They simply haven't come to terms with the fact that all their kids have grown up now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wreath 09/28/18 5:29:10 PM #22:	FBike1 posted... Wreath posted... Devout Christians is my guess They are, but that's not the problem. The Detroit lions have never won the superbowl Is that a problem or are they winners "in your eyes"? <cite>Wreath posted [p:909621398] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote><cite>FBike1 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Wreath posted...</cite> <quote>Devout Christians is my guess</quote> They are, but that's not the problem.</quote> The Detroit lions have never won the superbowl Is that a problem or are they winners "in your eyes"?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
banananor 09/28/18 5:38:13 PM #23:	I assume this is a small family gathering (just parents and adult children) and they are interested in your life Just tell them you are busy and don't clarify If you are more comfortable lying and less comfortable stonewalling, tell them you have a date. They should be excited for you and also respect your privacy. Boom, solved Do you see your siblings otherwise? --- You did indeed stab me in the back. However, you are only level one, whilst I am level 50. That means I should remain uninjured. <cite>banananor posted [p:909621905] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>I assume this is a small family gathering (just parents and adult children) and they are interested in your life Just tell them you are busy and don't clarify If you are more comfortable lying and less comfortable stonewalling, tell them you have a date. They should be excited for you and also respect your privacy. Boom, solved Do you see your siblings otherwise?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Bombadil 09/28/18 5:52:36 PM #24:	butter the floor, hide in the closet, and/or pihb as applicable --- Look at all those chickens I can be impulsive! I just have to think about it first! <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:909622741] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote>butter the floor, hide in the closet, and/or pihb as applicable</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gatarix 09/28/18 6:19:21 PM #25:	banananor posted... If you are more comfortable lying and less comfortable stonewalling, tell them you have a date. They should be excited for you and also respect your privacy. haha no "you have a date? tell us about her! can we meet her??" this is the worst avoidance strategy ever just say you're busy and/or have plans with friends --- You put your RESOLVE HAT back on, which conveniently is the same hat as your NORMAL HAT. {Drakeryn} <cite>Gatarix posted [p:909624121] in I need to ... [t:77047699]...</cite> <quote><cite>banananor posted...</cite> <quote>If you are more comfortable lying and less comfortable stonewalling, tell them you have a date. They should be excited for you and also respect your privacy.</quote> haha no "you have a date? tell us about her! can we meet her??" this is the worst avoidance strategy ever just say you're busy and/or have plans with friends</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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