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L0Z
10/02/18 12:07:32 AM
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When i moved into my house i had a bunch of cockroaches and ants. even witness ants eating a cockroach alive. i beat them all with a can of raid around all entrances to my house. a week later these fucking active camouflage lizards decided to move in. How do I get rid of these assholes?
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Turbam
10/02/18 12:08:01 AM
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Lizards are cool
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Le__seul_dieu__
10/02/18 12:09:29 AM
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keep them. they'll eat the bugs
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BJ-blazkowics
10/02/18 12:10:07 AM
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Le__seul_dieu__ posted...
keep them. they'll eat the bugs


and they help you say in car insurance.
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MabusIncarnate
10/02/18 12:10:36 AM
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Le__seul_dieu__ posted...
keep them. they'll eat the bugs

This. They are beneficial, and also are pretty cool critters.
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MuayThai85
10/02/18 12:11:26 AM
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I use to cull the geckos at my old house with an airsoft gun. Took care of them quite well.
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Tyranthraxus
10/02/18 12:12:01 AM
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L0Z posted...
How do I get rid of these assholes?

Do what I did and Chase them around your house for 15 minutes until one of them jumps at you and you scream, flailing backwards and falling over and then you're not sure where it went but you never see it again
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L0Z
10/02/18 12:13:55 AM
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do they eat centipedes? fuck those things i have to burn dots on my eyelid from my first night in HI
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Zikten
10/02/18 12:16:07 AM
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why would you kill geckos? I do not understand that. they eat bugs and they are awesome animals.
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MuayThai85
10/02/18 12:25:09 AM
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Zikten posted...
why would you kill geckos? I do not understand that. they eat bugs and they are awesome animals.


I did it because there were well over a hundred living on my house and they shit on EVERYTHING. Was tired of coming out in the morning to see my motorcycle covered in shit. I'd cull them every couple months. I wouldn't kill them all but I'd wipe out 70-80% roughly.
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KamenRiderBlade
10/02/18 12:26:05 AM
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I have no issue with the Lizards running around my property.

Literally have 2 lizards running around 24/7

It's hilarious.
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Zikten
10/02/18 12:28:11 AM
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Goats posted...
Release snakes into the house to kill the lizards charmander

and then mongooses
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