Poll of the Day > I've been on Tinder for 30 days and not 1 single match yet.

(+) Yeah! (+)

There's an odd amount of late 20s women who are seeking men with beards and tattoos.
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my beard and dad bod does the trick for me

Have you tried having a vagina?

btw most people I talk to in real life and online (actual online friends) don't think I look bad. I am also not really overweight (6'1'', 200lbs)
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dedbus posted...

Have you tried having a vagina?

Have YOU? How has that worked out?
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Wait...is that an option?

Like lease one or something, test it out for a bit, see if it's for you and stuff?

Sounds interesting.
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I'd go for it tbh.
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Same-sex matches tend to be much more frequent

IronicFool posted...

Same-sex matches tend to be much more frequent

I don't swing that way sorry.
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Judgmenl posted...

IronicFool posted...

Same-sex matches tend to be much more frequent

I don't swing that way sorry.

Do you want more matches or not?

Don't even bother

The average man is unfuckable.

The average woman gets blasted with limitless chad dick.

You're probably not good looking.

What's your bio
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Joshs Name posted...

What's your bio

I actually have an intentionally bad bio that is designed to turn off people, including a part where I say I hate social media and that I live with my parents.
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Judgmenl posted...

Joshs Name posted...

What's your bio

I actually have an intentionally bad bio that is designed to turn off people, including a part where I say I hate social media and that I live with my parents.

Well theres your answer right there why you dont have any matches. You should post one of your profile pics so we see if theres anything not so flattering with that.

Judgmenl posted...

Joshs Name posted...

What's your bio

I actually have an intentionally bad bio that is designed to turn off people, including a part where I say I hate social media and that I live with my parents.

What
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Blighboy posted...

Judgmenl posted...

Joshs Name posted...

What's your bio

I actually have an intentionally bad bio that is designed to turn off people, including a part where I say I hate social media and that I live with my parents.

What

I legitimately don't know if he's being sarcastic or not.
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wolfy42 posted...

Wait...is that an option?

Like lease one or something, test it out for a bit, see if it's for you and stuff?

Sounds interesting.

You can borrow mine if ya want, I'm not using it.
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Leave your house.
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Judgmenl posted...

IronicFool posted...

Same-sex matches tend to be much more frequent

I don't swing that way sorry.

Any port in a storm.
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JimCarrysToe posted...

wolfy42 posted...

Wait...is that an option?

Like lease one or something, test it out for a bit, see if it's for you and stuff?

Sounds interesting.

You can borrow mine if ya want, I'm not using it.

Sweet thank!! New experiences are hard to come by as you get older:)
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wolfy42 posted...

JimCarrysToe posted...

wolfy42 posted...

Wait...is that an option?

Like lease one or something, test it out for a bit, see if it's for you and stuff?

Sounds interesting.

You can borrow mine if ya want, I'm not using it.

Sweet thank!! New experiences are hard to come by as you get older:)

Welcome! Don't bring it back with a broken hymen tho, those are expensive to fix XD
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JimCarrysToe posted...

wolfy42 posted...

JimCarrysToe posted...

wolfy42 posted...

Wait...is that an option?

Like lease one or something, test it out for a bit, see if it's for you and stuff?

Sounds interesting.

You can borrow mine if ya want, I'm not using it.

Sweet thank!! New experiences are hard to come by as you get older:)

Welcome! Don't bring it back with a broken hymen tho, those are expensive to fix XD

Hmmm, are those repairable with super glue?
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Easy fix. Get a beard and a tattoo. You could even get fake versions of those if you prefer.
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Color me surprised

Wow I get hits every day... Do you live in a small town?
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adjl posted...

I legitimately don't know if he's being sarcastic or not.

adjl I didn't even know you understood sarcasm
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Probably because you have (literal) dog shit on your walls man. That's absolutely disgusting and you're not gonna bag any tinder sloots like that.

Grow a beard, cut your hair, get some tats, and clean your fucking house. You'll be drowning in questionable ladies.
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Why would I make a bio that would attract people I'm not interested in?
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Instead you made a profile that doesn't attract anybody.
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It's because you're a completely intolerable human being and you're unattractive.
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Well that's more evident of the fact that people are boring tbh.
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What does people being boring have to do with you being unattractive?
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Probably because you have (literal) dog shit on your walls man. That's absolutely disgusting and you're not gonna bag any tinder sloots like that.

Grow a beard, cut your hair, get some tats, and clean your fucking house. You'll be drowning in questionable ladies.

What?

Judgmenl posted...

Why would I make a bio that would attract people I'm not interested in?

Well, literally no one seems interested in you, so you may want to lower those standards.

Also, remove the live-with-parents bit. Like... Wtf? What adult would want that?
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TsC_PoLiTiKz posted...

Also, remove the live-with-parents bit. Like... Wtf? What adult would want that?

Did you know that it's culturally acceptable in other parts of the world to live with your parents as an adult, especially when I've been making more money than them for several years now.

Do you expect my parents to just go homeless when my father retires with zero savings or a way to survive?
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You mean women are boring because they don't find men who are almost 30 and live with their parents in dog shit covered room unattractive? I'm sure they'll live.
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Judgmenl posted...

Do you expect my parents to just go homeless when my father retires with zero savings or a way to survive?

Sounds like your parents are leeches to me.
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Sounds like they're gonna leech once they retire
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I don't doubt that at all.
That is the biggest reason I still live with them.
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So you plan to just keep living with your parents for the rest of their lives to support them? Good luck getting any self respecting girl who into that especially when youre already 30.

Just lyft and shower brah. Looks don't matter, it's all about personality brah. Don't forget to get a haircut brah. Bitches love haircuts brah!

Oh, what? You're balding? That's OK, cuz there's more to life than sex and relationships brah!
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Judgmenl posted...

TsC_PoLiTiKz posted...

Also, remove the live-with-parents bit. Like... Wtf? What adult would want that?

Did you know that it's culturally acceptable in other parts of the world to live with your parents as an adult, especially when I've been making more money than them for several years now.

Do you expect my parents to just go homeless when my father retires with zero savings or a way to survive?

But...you live in America where that dries up sloots quicker than ico saying hello.

Kick them the fuck out
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for every shitty online dating app date i have I have like 5-10 other chicks in the real world who are good looking and would date me

you're just being a e-whore when you sign up for apps like that

Women like beards?! Weird. I thought wives just tolerated them to keep their husbands from feeling insecure about their weak jawlines or something.

In any event, is your profile picture trash or something? Like McPoyle tier in some creepy room?
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Blighboy posted...

adjl posted...

I legitimately don't know if he's being sarcastic or not.

adjl I didn't even know you understood sarcasm

I am the incarnation of the pagan god of sarcasm.

Judgmenl posted...

Why would I make a bio that would attract people I'm not interested in?

Because it will also attract people that you are interested in. You aren't going to hit a magical sweet spot where your profile attracts the attention of exactly one person with whom you immediately fall in love and spend the rest of your life. That's not how dating works, especially not online. You have to attract the attention of multiple people. Some of them, you won't care about. Some of them, you will care about, but they won't care about you. Some of them, you'll end up actually dating. The only way to tell the difference is to actually meet them (or at least interact online), and you're not going to do that if you're deliberately turning everyone off.

No girl is ever going to look at your profile and say "I'm sure he's really a great guy under all that unappealing stuff he put in his profile, maybe I'll give him a shot." They're going to swipe left and try matching with somebody just as good-looking who sounds like he might actually be fun. If you want any matches at all, you need to sound like you might actually be fun.

Also, I'm pretty sure you also have to select women you'd like to match with in order for them to match with you (I could be wrong. My flip phone does not Tinder). Are you doing that?
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Judgmenl posted...

TsC_PoLiTiKz posted...

Also, remove the live-with-parents bit. Like... Wtf? What adult would want that?

Did you know that it's culturally acceptable in other parts of the world to live with your parents as an adult, especially when I've been making more money than them for several years now.

Do you expect my parents to just go homeless when my father retires with zero savings or a way to survive?

Oh, are you not in America?

You aren't going to get a partner of any kind, female OR male for that matter, if you announce that you live with your parents. Accept that and quit complaining or remove that line. Your decision.

Also, it's not your fault that your dad made shit decisions, but it is your fault that you're enabling that. My mom lived in poverty, but even she has savings so she doesn't have to leech on her kids 24/7, 365.

Jen0125 posted...

You mean women are boring because they don't find men who are almost 30 and live with their parents in dog shit covered room unattractive? I'm sure they'll live.

I clearly missed something.
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TsC_PoLiTiKz posted...

You aren't going to get a partner of any kind, female OR male for that matter, if you announce that you live with your parents. Accept that and quit complaining or remove that line. Your decision.

Now, it is worth noting that this doesn't mean you can't get a partner while living with your parents. It's just something you're going to have to offset with other good qualities (in your case, even framing it as being a matter of you supporting them could be enough), which you aren't likely to be able to do in a Tinder profile. When they have nothing to go on but "he's kinda cute and he lives with his parents," as is going to be the case before actually meeting them, that's going to be pretty much an automatic pass.
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Jen0125 posted...

It's because you're a completely intolerable human being and you're unattractive.

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I doubled my matches when I included a picture of my dog, and me with my dog to prove I wasn't just taking a picture of some random dog.
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I should consider doing that honestly.
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