Current Events > Hillary Clinton Crashed Her Van into a Cement Pole (Video included)

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Funbazooka
10/17/18 1:09:04 AM
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http://www.tmz.com/2018/10/16/hillary-clinton-secret-service-van-crashes-cement-pole-parking-garage/

Hillary Clinton hit a snag on her way to a fundraiser ... well, to be exact, the SUV she was riding in smacked into a cement pole, and came to a screeching halt.

Hillary, reportedly accompanied by her trusted aide, Huma Abedin, was in a Secret Service van Monday night in New Jersey headed to an event for Sen. Bob Menendez. As the van pulled into a parking garage -- with camera rolling -- it looks like her driver just cut the turn way too tight, and ... DOH!

Moments later, Hillary seemed unharmed as she stepped out of the van. The Secret Service tells us there were no injuries reported, and Jersey City cops are investigating the crash. Should be a pretty quick investigation.

It's been a tough few days for the former First Lady. She's also been taking heat for saying Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky wasn't an abuse of power.
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TheDarkCircle
10/17/18 1:10:27 AM
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she hasn't had her van hit with a pole in decades
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Doom_Art
10/17/18 1:11:10 AM
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It's been two years. Time to move on. :P
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CruelBuffalo
10/17/18 1:11:24 AM
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Did she or her driver crashed it?

If I am a passanger on a bus and it crashes, did I crash the bus?
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jumi
10/17/18 1:11:26 AM
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Her driver fucked up.

Hardly news.
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LethalAffinity
10/17/18 1:11:29 AM
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Funbazooka
10/17/18 1:11:48 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
It's been two years. Time to move on. :P

This be fresh news.
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ThanksUglyGod
10/17/18 1:13:07 AM
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The Right: "Gawd Im so sick and tired of hearing about Hillary!"
Also The Right: "Wonder what Hilldog's up to..."
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DarkTransient
10/17/18 1:14:30 AM
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It wasn't her, it was a hired driver?

So... basically, the driver probably needs to be fired or at least investigated, and beyond that, this is really a non-story.

Now on the other hand, if a few days later he "commits suicide" by gunshot to the back of the head, that's a bit more of a story.
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The_Doge
10/17/18 1:14:51 AM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
she hasn't had her van hit with a pole in decades

Lol
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YUHH
10/17/18 1:15:25 AM
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So, she didn't' crash the van, her driver did

Nice fake news clickbait title you soyboy betacuck

NPC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/17/18 1:16:14 AM
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Literal fake news as the topic title
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Funbazooka
10/17/18 1:16:43 AM
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YUHH posted...
So, she didn't' crash the van, her driver did

Nice fake news clickbait title you soyboy betacuck

NPC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sorry, I mispoke
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spudger
10/17/18 1:16:48 AM
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The_Doge posted...
TheDarkCircle posted...
she hasn't had her van hit with a pole in decades

Lol


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YUHH
10/17/18 1:17:23 AM
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Funbazooka posted...
YUHH posted...
So, she didn't' crash the van, her driver did

Nice fake news clickbait title you soyboy betacuck

NPC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sorry, I mispoke

Don't imply it wasn't deliberate
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Funbazooka
10/17/18 1:17:50 AM
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I can neither confirm nor deny
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bevan306
10/17/18 1:19:15 AM
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Trumpo
10/17/18 1:19:29 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
It wasn't her, it was a hired driver?

So... basically, the driver probably needs to be fired or at least investigated, and beyond that, this is really a non-story.

Now on the other hand, if a few days later he "commits suicide" by gunshot to the back of the head, that's a bit more of a story.

"Self" inflicted 3 headshots and a noose tied in their neck
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StarLightGlimmR
10/17/18 1:20:08 AM
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She's such a mess lmao
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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/17/18 1:23:27 AM
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Here is a long and comprehensive list of reasons to mention hillary clinton:

Trolling
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Funbazooka
10/17/18 1:24:01 AM
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It probably crashed because she was drunkenly backseat driving
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shnangyboos
10/17/18 1:24:17 AM
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I can't watch it, but I'd love to hear what she says to the driver.
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iPhone_7
10/17/18 1:26:08 AM
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But what about her Benghazi emails?
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jumi
10/17/18 1:29:20 AM
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Spooking posted...
Funbazooka posted...
her way to a fundraiser

She lost over a billion dollars during the 2016 election and she has the nerve to continue asking for money? A fool and his money are soon parted.


It probably wasn't for her. Likely another candidate or charity.
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Doom_Art
10/17/18 1:30:05 AM
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jumi posted...
It probably wasn't for her. Likely another candidate or charity.

Reading doesn't seem to be his strong suit
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jumi
10/17/18 1:31:23 AM
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Spooking posted...
shnangyboos posted...
I can't watch it, but I'd love to hear what she says to the driver.

She accused him of being a Russian agent, probably.


Man, rightwingers love bitching about Hillary Clinton.
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shnangyboos
10/17/18 1:34:12 AM
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Spooking posted...
shnangyboos posted...
I can't watch it, but I'd love to hear what she says to the driver.

She accused him of being a Russian agent, probably.


I imagine she called him a worthless stupid piece of fucking subhuman shit, along with some other stuff.
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Muffinz0rz
10/17/18 1:35:55 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Literal fake news as the topic title

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iron jojo
10/17/18 1:39:42 AM
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Any mention of Hillary sure triggers the fuck out of some people.
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Funbazooka
10/17/18 1:41:25 AM
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iron jojo posted...
Any mention of Hillary sure triggers the fuck out of some people.

Yeah I don't get it.

I've seen tons of Democrats complain about Hillary
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ToPoPO
10/17/18 1:42:43 AM
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Being the opponent in one of if not the most controversial presidential election and losing it means you should never ever mention them again.
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HypnoCoosh
10/17/18 8:54:37 AM
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"What Happened?"

lol
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V-E-G-Y-
10/17/18 9:01:17 AM
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Trump trying to take down Hillary da old fashioned way, how will da Clintons respond?
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VTBM
10/17/18 9:04:16 AM
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Hillary Clinton had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
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SSJCAT
10/17/18 9:05:07 AM
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well some poor guy just lost his job
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soylentgreen
10/17/18 11:36:02 AM
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imagine if she was the president
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Trigg3rH4ppy
10/17/18 11:40:25 AM
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Funbazooka posted...
YUHH posted...
So, she didn't' crash the van, her driver did

Nice fake news clickbait title you soyboy betacuck

NPC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sorry, I mispoke

*Misspoke
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Coffeebeanz
10/17/18 11:42:39 AM
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IIRC Hillary herself said she hasn't driven a car since the early 90s.
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HypnoCoosh
10/17/18 11:43:17 AM
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She looked like a rat coming out of her black ambulance lol
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Kineth
10/17/18 11:43:23 AM
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Funbazooka posted...
iron jojo posted...
Any mention of Hillary sure triggers the fuck out of some people.

Yeah I don't get it.

I've seen tons of Democrats complain about Hillary


I'm not sure I believe you've listened to a democrat.
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soylentgreen
10/17/18 11:44:45 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
IIRC Hillary herself said she hasn't driven a car since the early 90s.

yeah she was probably backseat driving and got her driver disoriented
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Heineken14
10/17/18 11:47:38 AM
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I love the right's obsession with Hillary and their complete inability to not fall for Fake News
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Bio1590
10/17/18 11:57:10 AM
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Let me pull a Funbazooka for a second here

Funbazooka posted...
http://www.tmz.com/2018/10/16/hillary-clinton-secret-service-van-crashes-cement-pole-parking-garage/

Hillary Clinton hit a snag on her way to a fundraiser ... well, to be exact, the SUV she was riding in smacked into a cement pole, and came to a screeching halt.

Hillary, reportedly accompanied by her trusted aide, Huma Abedin, was in a Secret Service van Monday night in New Jersey headed to an event for Sen. Bob Menendez. As the van pulled into a parking garage -- with camera rolling -- it looks like her driver just cut the turn way too tight, and ... DOH!

Moments later, Hillary seemed unharmed as she stepped out of the van. The Secret Service tells us there were no injuries reported, and Jersey City cops are investigating the crash. Should be a pretty quick investigation.

It's been a tough few days for the former First Lady. She's also been taking heat for saying Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky wasn't an abuse of power.

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mario2000
10/17/18 11:58:39 AM
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i'm glad we have redhats to keep us up to date on what their favorite former presidential candidate is up to
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