Poll of the Day > You meet the girl of your dreams

(+) Yeah! (+)

She wants to sleep with you.

Meanwhile, in the middle of the night, she decides to wrap you up tight in a web, inject toxins within you, and then devour you.

How screwed are you?

Well, I've been deceived, poisoned, and consumed by apparently the "girl of my dreams", who just happens to be a spider/human hybrid, even though I honestly cannot imagine that genetic combination ever matching what I picture the "girl of my dreams" to be.

I guess that'd make me pretty damn screwed.

Much like all of the other drastically-moronic topic scenarios involving the "girl of my dreams", that, you, ICOYAR/TheWorstPoster, have posted.

I will respond to this as a variety of possible posters!!

Poster A: "That depends, did we have sex first?!""

Poster B: "If I was asleep did I feel anything, doesn't matter it would be over soon anyway, I'm good"

Poster C: "This is a dumb scenerio, that would never be the girl of my dreams"

Poster D: "I like spiders!!!"

Poster E: "I'm vegan, I'm immune to all poisons and since I eat nothing, nothing can eat me"

Poster F: "F*@$ Y$@"

Poster G: "Gee, I don't know"

Poster H: "I too am a spider and this does sound like my ideal mate"

Poster I: "It's not post 42 yet, I can't reply *sigh*"

Poster J: "Turn the other cheek, spiders have souls too"

Poster K: "K man, whatever Dude"

Poster L: "I would be a total LOOOOSEER!!!"

Poster M: "Meow?"

Poster N: "Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

Poster O: "Obvious troll post is obvious"

Poster P: "I'd pee myself"

Poster Q: "I'm an intergalactic omnipotent being, so not screwed at all"

Poster R: "Arrrrrrrr me matey, I'd be right screwed but drunk enough not to care"

Poster S: "Seriously?"

Poster T: "I pitty that fool, even if that fool is me"

Poster U: "I'd ask her if I was her perfect mate and if she was screwed because she ate me"

Poster V: "Spiders don't like to eat lizards so I'm safe"

Poster W: "WHhhhhyyyyyyy!!"

Poster X: "I'd use my mutant powers to control her mind so she'd only eat the part of me I wanted her to...also the toxins are totally psychedelic man!!"

Poster Y: "Yup, I'm screwed"

Poster Z: "Zero chance of this ever happening".
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