Current Events > So, the FBI called me. Apparently, I have a warrant...

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LordRazziel 11/04/18 1:46:25 PM #1:	For tax evasion. I have to pay $1,000 by 4pm or I will be arrested. I told them I didn't have a bank card, thankfully, the accept Walmart giftcards! That was close! Thank you to the FBI for having such a legitimate way to pay a federal warrant! --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:911795971] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote>For tax evasion. I have to pay $1,000 by 4pm or I will be arrested. I told them I didn't have a bank card, thankfully, the accept Walmart giftcards! That was close! Thank you to the FBI for having such a legitimate way to pay a federal warrant!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PlayStation 11/04/18 1:49:21 PM #2:	Shoulda sent them PSN credit instead. --- ~PlayStation <cite>PlayStation posted [p:911796166] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote>Shoulda sent them PSN credit instead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MeIon Bread 11/04/18 1:49:49 PM #4:	Or Monopoly money. --- Sunhawk's main alternate account. I'm just a little bit caught in the middle, life is a maze and love is a riddle. <cite>MeIon Bread posted [p:911796195] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote>Or Monopoly money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FifthBeethoven 11/04/18 1:50:14 PM #5:	Sounds like this was a scam. --- https://imgur.com/1SNXSfD <cite>FifthBeethoven posted [p:911796215] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like this was a scam.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 11/04/18 1:50:41 PM #6:	I had that happen to me as well. I had to pay them in drugs. I was surprised they actually accepted drugs as payment. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:911796241] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote>I had that happen to me as well. I had to pay them in drugs. I was surprised they actually accepted drugs as payment.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DemonBuffet 11/04/18 1:50:46 PM #7:	Check your emails later bro. I think theres a Nigerian Prince looking for you to help him place his fortune into your bank account while he escapes some trouble that hes in. He says he will leave you with half if you help him ^_^ --- Trololol <cite>DemonBuffet posted [p:911796245] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote>Check your emails later bro. I think theres a Nigerian Prince looking for you to help him place his fortune into your bank account while he escapes some trouble that hes in. He says he will leave you with half if you help him ^_^</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PIITB415 11/04/18 1:50:56 PM #8:	Lol --- https://imgur.com/VawbBVM https://imgur.com/6Si4h <cite>PIITB415 posted [p:911796253] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote>Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rikasa 11/04/18 1:51:09 PM #9:	Can't wait til this happens to me unironically --- you are not alone <cite>rikasa posted [p:911796263] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote>Can't wait til this happens to me unironically</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kombucha 11/04/18 1:51:29 PM #10:	@FBI @FBl --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:911796286] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote>@FBI @FBl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 11/04/18 1:54:47 PM #11:	FifthBeethoven posted... Sounds like this was a scam. zomg! What makes you say that?! --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:911796468] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote><cite>FifthBeethoven posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds like this was a scam.</quote> zomg! What makes you say that?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slothica 11/04/18 1:56:40 PM #12:	Yeah the FBI wouldn't call you in advance. "Oh ya hey fam, we're commin to get yu." Na they'd just show up and drag your ass into custody. --- I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked. slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE <cite>slothica posted [p:911796585] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote>Yeah the FBI wouldn't call you in advance. "Oh ya hey fam, we're commin to get yu." Na they'd just show up and drag your ass into custody.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Sonic 11/04/18 1:58:16 PM #13:	I'm not 100% confident you were contacted by a legitimate federal agency... --- Washable toilet paper. <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:911796682] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote>I'm not 100% confident you were contacted by a legitimate federal agency...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gmanthebest 11/04/18 2:00:01 PM #14:	FifthBeethoven posted... Sounds like this was a scam. What? That's crazy. You're crazy. --- What do I feel when I shoot an enemy? Recoil. <cite>gmanthebest posted [p:911796801] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote><cite>FifthBeethoven posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds like this was a scam.</quote> What? That's crazy. You're crazy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DemonBuffet 11/04/18 2:00:57 PM #15:	slothica posted... Yeah the FBI wouldn't call you in advance. "Oh ya hey fam, we're commin to get yu." Na they'd just show up and drag your ass into custody. Solid Sonic posted... I'm not 100% confident you were contacted by a legitimate federal agency... Wow, you guys are so naive! If you get a call from the FBI demanding walmart and iTunes cards, you better buy those for them ASAP to avoid legal trouble. Its common sense! --- Trololol <cite>DemonBuffet posted [p:911796853] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote><cite>slothica posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah the FBI wouldn't call you in advance. "Oh ya hey fam, we're commin to get yu." Na they'd just show up and drag your ass into custody.</quote> <cite>Solid Sonic posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not 100% confident you were contacted by a legitimate federal agency...</quote> Wow, you guys are so naive! If you get a call from the FBI demanding walmart and iTunes cards, you better buy those for them ASAP to avoid legal trouble. Its common sense!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 11/04/18 2:01:12 PM #16:	Close call man, good thing they called! --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider https://i.imgtc.com/0EE5xDd.jpg <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:911796872] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote>Close call man, good thing they called!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
username191 11/04/18 2:26:44 PM #17:	Even FBI agents shop at Walmart bro --- FFX: NSGNS, KO, YO, WO, LO, AOOSG, ROOSG, RODA, TOOSGNC, TODA *In progress <cite>username191 posted [p:911798344] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote>Even FBI agents shop at Walmart bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rikasa 11/04/18 2:27:36 PM #18:	slothica posted... Yeah the FBI wouldn't call you in advance. "Oh ya hey fam, we're commin to get yu." Na they'd just show up and drag your ass into custody. Really? Wouldn't they rather give me a chance to pay first? --- you are not alone <cite>rikasa posted [p:911798396] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote><cite>slothica posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah the FBI wouldn't call you in advance. "Oh ya hey fam, we're commin to get yu." Na they'd just show up and drag your ass into custody.</quote> Really? Wouldn't they rather give me a chance to pay first?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 11/04/18 2:29:29 PM #19:	They would never call you tho. It would be by certified mail. Like how the IRS would do it. If you ever get a call from somebody claiming to be the IRS, just hang up. Because it would never happen. --- Currently playing: Monster Hunter World (xbone), H1Z1 (ps4), Castlevania 4 (snes), Spiderman (ps4) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:911798491] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote>They would never call you tho. It would be by certified mail. Like how the IRS would do it. If you ever get a call from somebody claiming to be the IRS, just hang up. Because it would never happen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EdgeMaster 11/04/18 2:33:52 PM #20:	DemonBuffet posted... slothica posted... Yeah the FBI wouldn't call you in advance. "Oh ya hey fam, we're commin to get yu." Na they'd just show up and drag your ass into custody. Solid Sonic posted... I'm not 100% confident you were contacted by a legitimate federal agency... Wow, you guys are so naive! If you get a call from the FBI demanding walmart and iTunes cards, you better buy those for them ASAP to avoid legal trouble. Its common sense! Makes me lol knowing that iTunes gift cards are worth about as much as Monopoly money. --- If you don't have anything nice to say, say it on the internet. ****poster Extraordinaire <cite>EdgeMaster posted [p:911798730] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote><cite>DemonBuffet posted...</cite> <quote><cite>slothica posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah the FBI wouldn't call you in advance. "Oh ya hey fam, we're commin to get yu." Na they'd just show up and drag your ass into custody.</quote> <cite>Solid Sonic posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not 100% confident you were contacted by a legitimate federal agency...</quote> Wow, you guys are so naive! If you get a call from the FBI demanding walmart and iTunes cards, you better buy those for them ASAP to avoid legal trouble. Its common sense!</quote> Makes me lol knowing that iTunes gift cards are worth about as much as Monopoly money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rodu_jr 11/04/18 2:39:10 PM #22:	I've had this scam call before, but I'm Canadian <cite>rodu_jr posted [p:911798995] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote>I've had this scam call before, but I'm Canadian</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 11/04/18 2:39:54 PM #23:	PlayStation posted... Shoulda sent them PSN credit instead. Good account --- https://imgur.com/MS5SvzN Take better care of your teeth and f***, a lot more. <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:911799040] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote><cite>PlayStation posted...</cite> <quote>Shoulda sent them PSN credit instead.</quote> Good account</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
candyapplered 11/04/18 2:49:02 PM #24:	FifthBeethoven posted... Sounds like this was a scam. I agree, taxes ARE a scam. Vote Libertarian! --- too crazy for boys town, too much of a boy for crazy town <cite>candyapplered posted [p:911799527] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote><cite>FifthBeethoven posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds like this was a scam.</quote> I agree, taxes ARE a scam. Vote Libertarian!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FBl 11/05/18 2:44:37 PM #25:	Kombucha posted... FBI Happy to be of service! --- The source for all your investigative needs. <cite>FBl posted [p:911860390] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kombucha posted...</cite> <quote>FBI</quote> Happy to be of service!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 11/05/18 2:45:38 PM #26:	Kombucha posted... @FBI @FBl --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:911860457] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kombucha posted...</cite> <quote>@FBI @FBl</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/06/18 12:17:30 AM #27:	Send them TRU giftcards. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:911894121] in So, the FB... [t:77169866]...</cite> <quote>Send them TRU giftcards.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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