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SageHarpuia
11/04/18 10:16:17 PM
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Its comforting knowing that when you die, theres Paradise. No need to worry about eternal suffering and burning in hell. Just Paradise. When you're dead you won't even know you lived on earth. It'll be the same as before you were born. Just Paradise.
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CornBarn
11/04/18 10:17:14 PM
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Except it's just faith. Christians don't actually know if their version of the afterlife is real or not. There's no proof for it.
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Damn_Underscore
11/04/18 10:17:15 PM
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Actually the best part about being a Christian is following Jesus' truth
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jumi
11/04/18 10:17:42 PM
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The same as before you were born = oblivion.
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Squall28
11/04/18 10:18:02 PM
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Trolls don't go to heaven.
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/04/18 10:19:00 PM
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Squall28 posted...
Trolls don't go to heaven.

Not to mention extreme bigots. Sucks for TC. Repent now and close your accounts, Sage. Its your only hope.
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Genocet_10-325
11/04/18 10:19:09 PM
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Simply being a christian isn't enough to get in to heaven. You need to live a life completely free of sin.

If you've ever masturbated you're rotting in hell.
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Alphamon
11/04/18 10:20:10 PM
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and sage probably fantasizes about the LGBT community burning in hell.

Loving Christians!
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SageHarpuia
11/04/18 10:20:14 PM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
Simply being a christian isn't enough to get in to heaven. You need to live a life completely free of sin.

If you've ever masturbated you're rotting in hell.

Dude if you're going to criticize something at least read the source material
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apolloooo
11/04/18 10:20:15 PM
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Lmao, even if it exist, do you think existing for eternity is fun? Fuck no. Glad we just disappear after we die
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slothica
11/04/18 10:20:17 PM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
If you've ever masturbated you're rotting in hell.

Is it possible to spend more than one eternity in hell?

'Cause I probably will.
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Menardii
11/04/18 10:20:20 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Squall28 posted...
Trolls don't go to heaven.

Not to mention extreme bigots. Sucks for TC. Repent now and close your accounts, Sage. Its your only hope.

Hey now. Just because you hate black people and pretty much every race besides white doesn't make you a bad per-

No, I can't even joke about that lmao.
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Alphamon
11/04/18 10:22:05 PM
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apolloooo posted...
Lmao, even if it exist, do you think existing for eternity is fun? f*** no. Glad we just disappear after we die

yes.

Because if an afterlife has unlimited power, you can just wipe your memories. Imagine playing Nier Automata for the first time anytime you want.
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Damn_Underscore
11/04/18 10:22:09 PM
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Wariodorf posted...
Damn_Underscore posted...
Actually the best part about being a Christian is following Jesus' truth

Which most Christians don't, most likely, yourself included


Actually, I do. I'm not perfect, but I try very hard.
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Alphamon
11/04/18 10:22:36 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...


Actually, I do. I'm not perfect, but I try very hard.

*votes Republican*

*fuck all em brown people*
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/04/18 10:22:54 PM
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Menardii posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Squall28 posted...
Trolls don't go to heaven.

Not to mention extreme bigots. Sucks for TC. Repent now and close your accounts, Sage. Its your only hope.

Hey now. Just because you hate black people and pretty much every race besides white doesn't make you a bad per-

No, I can't even joke about that lmao.

Lmao. Dont forget about gay people, transgenders and even people who just have a non-standard style (lots of tattoos, piercings, unusual clothes, etc)

Few are safe from the bigoted hypocrisy of Sage.
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prince_leo
11/04/18 10:23:53 PM
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Alphamon posted...
Because if an afterlife has unlimited power, you can just wipe your memories. Imagine playing Nier Automata for the first time anytime you want.

that's a big if, and not one really supported by most religions
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Damn_Underscore
11/04/18 10:23:57 PM
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Alphamon posted...
Damn_Underscore posted...


Actually, I do. I'm not perfect, but I try very hard.

*votes Republican*

*fuck all em brown people*


This post is very telling of how hateful YOU are.
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Genocet_10-325
11/04/18 10:24:37 PM
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Sagey boy getting rekt once again, this time in his own topic

Gotta love a good backfire
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Alphamon
11/04/18 10:25:24 PM
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prince_leo posted...

that's a big if, and not one really supported by most religions


Its an if, but I am just saying, it is an easy example of how an afterlife can be completely awful and not suck.

Damn_Underscore posted...

This post is very telling of how hateful YOU are.

Which party is the one talking about using mass violence about a caravan thousands of miles away? Which party is the one with 0 tolerance mass family separations?
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ScazarMeltex
11/04/18 10:26:05 PM
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Yeah having a delusion is great.
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SageHarpuia
11/04/18 10:26:41 PM
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Always love it when atheists pretend to know more about the Bible than people who have studied it their entire lives
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Menardii
11/04/18 10:27:34 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Always love it when atheists pretend to know more about the Bible than people who have studied it their entire lives

Show me in the bible where it says to hate black people.

I'll wait.
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VandorLee
11/04/18 10:28:00 PM
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The worst part about being a husband and father is fearing death solely worried about your family being sad at your loss and wholl take care of em when your gone or worse getting a terminal illness and putting strain on their lives.
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Genocet_10-325
11/04/18 10:28:45 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Always love it when atheists pretend to know more about the Bible than people who have studied it their entire lives

I was raised in a very catholic family, went to a catholic school and went to church every sunday until I was 18, my dude.
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SageHarpuia
11/04/18 10:28:56 PM
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Menardii posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Always love it when atheists pretend to know more about the Bible than people who have studied it their entire lives

Show me in the bible where it says to hate black people.

I'll wait.

Show me where I said that. I'll wait.
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SageHarpuia
11/04/18 10:29:21 PM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Always love it when atheists pretend to know more about the Bible than people who have studied it their entire lives

I was raised in a very catholic family, went to a catholic school and went to church every sunday until I was 18, my dude.

>Catholic

There's your problem.
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Damn_Underscore
11/04/18 10:31:19 PM
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smh @ protestatism vs. catholicism

Such a meaningless squabble
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WizardPowers
11/04/18 10:31:19 PM
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That's assuming you're getting into heaven which isn't guarenteed.
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Genocet_10-325
11/04/18 10:31:30 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Always love it when atheists pretend to know more about the Bible than people who have studied it their entire lives

I was raised in a very catholic family, went to a catholic school and went to church every sunday until I was 18, my dude.

>Catholic

There's your problem.

So you think catholics don't study the bible?
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VandorLee
11/04/18 10:31:46 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Always love it when atheists pretend to know more about the Bible than people who have studied it their entire lives


Its made up. I can make shit up. Its complete garbage by primitive man.
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SageHarpuia
11/04/18 10:34:45 PM
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WizardPowers posted...
That's assuming you're getting into heaven which isn't guarenteed.

Not what my Bible says
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Damn_Underscore
11/04/18 10:35:13 PM
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VandorLee posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Always love it when atheists pretend to know more about the Bible than people who have studied it their entire lives


Its made up. I can make shit up. Its complete garbage by primitive man.


Regardless of whether it is all or partially true, the Bible is arguably the greatest piece of literature of all time.
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jumi
11/04/18 10:37:22 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Always love it when atheists pretend to know more about the Bible than people who have studied it their entire lives

I was raised in a very catholic family, went to a catholic school and went to church every sunday until I was 18, my dude.

>Catholic

There's your problem.


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Damn_Underscore
11/04/18 10:38:10 PM
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I smell a lot of euphoria ITT
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Genocet_10-325
11/04/18 10:38:42 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
WizardPowers posted...
That's assuming you're getting into heaven which isn't guarenteed.

Not what my Bible says

So your bible doesn't mention hell? Because if thats the case then you've been reading it wrong.
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F1areaGaman
11/04/18 10:39:23 PM
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Life is a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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SageHarpuia
11/04/18 10:39:38 PM
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jumi posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Always love it when atheists pretend to know more about the Bible than people who have studied it their entire lives

I was raised in a very catholic family, went to a catholic school and went to church every sunday until I was 18, my dude.

>Catholic

There's your problem.


"You are wrong and evil because you worship magic sky monster slightly differently than I worship magic sky monster!"

You can't exactly argue against Christianity by using Catholic doctrine because half of it doesn't have a Biblical basis to begin with
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Doom_Art
11/04/18 10:40:29 PM
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Wait doesn't TC support Trump
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SageHarpuia
11/04/18 10:43:29 PM
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Wariodorf posted...
Doom_Art posted...
Wait doesn't TC support Trump

Yep

I wouldn't be able to vote at all if I had to like every politician I vote for lol
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VandorLee
11/04/18 10:43:54 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
VandorLee posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Always love it when atheists pretend to know more about the Bible than people who have studied it their entire lives


Its made up. I can make shit up. Its complete garbage by primitive man.


Regardless of whether it is all or partially true, the Bible is arguably the greatest piece of literature of all time.


Its objectively horribly written.
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Doom_Art
11/04/18 10:45:05 PM
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Wariodorf posted...
Doom_Art posted...
Wait doesn't TC support Trump

Yep

Seems a little disqualifying as far as the whole "heaven" thing is concerned tbh
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VandorLee
11/04/18 10:45:49 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Its comforting knowing that when you die, theres Paradise. No need to worry about eternal suffering and burning in hell. Just Paradise. When you're dead you won't even know you lived on earth. It'll be the same as before you were born. Just Paradise.


This is broad and non-descriptive and means nothing. Like the bible.
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QwelzaarKane
11/04/18 10:48:21 PM
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VandorLee posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Its comforting knowing that when you die, theres Paradise. No need to worry about eternal suffering and burning in hell. Just Paradise. When you're dead you won't even know you lived on earth. It'll be the same as before you were born. Just Paradise.


This is broad and non-descriptive and means nothing. Like the bible.


The parts I bolded are true for me as an atheist, too. I just don't have any conditions for it to be true.
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YUHH
11/04/18 10:51:09 PM
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I bet Sage uses the hard r
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CircleOfManias
11/04/18 10:52:10 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
No need to worry about eternal suffering and burning in hell.


Unless you accidentally forgot to confess something, then you're fucked.
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