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slothica
11/09/18 12:31:37 AM
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...still illegal?

Discuss.
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Kitt
11/09/18 12:34:46 AM
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Some famous star like Taylor Swift is making millions off her music, meanwhile you sat around and thought of this scenario.
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LinksLiege
11/09/18 12:35:18 AM
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Kitt posted...
Some famous star like Taylor Swift is making millions off her music, meanwhile you sat around and thought of this scenario.

Someone's gotta ask the real questions.
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monkmith
11/09/18 12:36:36 AM
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i dont know man but in most areas its just a misdemeanor so the worst you'll get is some disgusted looks from a judge...
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slothica
11/09/18 12:37:20 AM
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Kitt posted...
Some famous star like Taylor Swift is making millions off her music, meanwhile you sat around and thought of this scenario.

We can't all be country music turn pop superstars.
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SomeLikeItHoth
11/09/18 12:40:26 AM
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slothica posted...
Kitt posted...
Some famous star like Taylor Swift is making millions off her music, meanwhile you sat around and thought of this scenario.

We can't all be country music turn pop superstars.

You're a pop star in my heart.
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MonkeySee
11/09/18 12:42:16 AM
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That would be an awkward will. My tangible personal property to my mother Gertrude, my residence to my brother Phil, the rest, residue, and remainder of my estate to my cousin Max, and the fornication rights to my corpse to gamefaqs.gamespot poster slothica.
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slothica
11/09/18 12:43:51 AM
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MonkeySee posted...
That would be an awkward will. My tangible personal property to my mother Gertrude, my residence to my brother Phil, the rest, residue, and remainder of my estate to my cousin Max, and the fornication rights to my corpse to gamefaqs.gamespot poster slothica.

Hey now, I'm the one donating the body to this endeavor.

In this purely hypothetical scenario.
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MonkeySee
11/09/18 12:47:38 AM
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slothica posted...
MonkeySee posted...
That would be an awkward will. My tangible personal property to my mother Gertrude, my residence to my brother Phil, the rest, residue, and remainder of my estate to my cousin Max, and the fornication rights to my corpse to gamefaqs.gamespot poster slothica.

Hey now, I'm the one donating the body to this endeavor.

In this purely hypothetical scenario.

Over my dead body.
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slothica
11/09/18 12:56:51 AM
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MonkeySee posted...
Over my dead body.

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slimfizzle2
11/09/18 12:58:38 AM
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MonkeySee posted...
Over my dead body

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DrizztLink
11/09/18 12:59:03 AM
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MonkeySee posted...
slothica posted...
MonkeySee posted...
That would be an awkward will. My tangible personal property to my mother Gertrude, my residence to my brother Phil, the rest, residue, and remainder of my estate to my cousin Max, and the fornication rights to my corpse to gamefaqs.gamespot poster slothica.

Hey now, I'm the one donating the body to this endeavor.

In this purely hypothetical scenario.

Over my dead body.

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slothica
11/09/18 1:53:42 AM
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I still need an answer to question gamefaqs. You're letting me down.
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slimfizzle2
11/09/18 1:57:22 AM
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slothica posted...
I still need an answer to question gamefaqs. You're letting me down.

monkmith posted...
i dont know man but in most areas its just a misdemeanor so the worst you'll get is some disgusted looks from a judge...

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008Zulu
11/09/18 1:59:00 AM
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No, it is still illegal.
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Dash_Harber
11/09/18 2:02:01 AM
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It doesn't matter. You can't give someone permission to break a law, even if you are the victim. Like, if you ask someone to murder you, they will still get in trouble if they do it.
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slimfizzle2
11/09/18 2:05:22 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
It doesn't matter. You can't give someone permission to break a law, even if you are the victim. Like, if you ask someone to murder you, they will still get in trouble if they do it.

What if we make sure to dispose of my body so there's no evidence to show what happened to my carcass?
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Dash_Harber
11/09/18 2:07:21 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
It doesn't matter. You can't give someone permission to break a law, even if you are the victim. Like, if you ask someone to murder you, they will still get in trouble if they do it.

What if we make sure to dispose of my body so there's no evidence to show what happened to my carcass?

A crime that goes unsolved or unnoticed doesn't stop being a crime.
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slimfizzle2
11/09/18 2:10:00 AM
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But if they have no proof a crime was committed what do proof do they have of a crime
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DocileOrangeCup
11/09/18 2:11:21 AM
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Dash_Harber
11/09/18 2:11:33 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
But if they have no proof a crime was committed what do proof do they have of a crime

The question wasn't whether you could get away with it or not, the question was whether it was legal if you gave them permission.
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DocDelicious
11/09/18 2:12:14 AM
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No idea, I know that's how cannibalism works though.
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slimfizzle2
11/09/18 2:15:38 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
But if they have no proof a crime was committed what do proof do they have of a crime

The question wasn't whether you could get away with it or not, the question was whether it was legal if you gave them permission.

I'm the dead one I already got away with it. As long as the fucker that killed me doesn't go weekend at bernies with my corpse he should be gravy to.
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Dash_Harber
11/09/18 2:17:25 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
But if they have no proof a crime was committed what do proof do they have of a crime

The question wasn't whether you could get away with it or not, the question was whether it was legal if you gave them permission.

I'm the dead one I already got away with it. As long as the fucker that killed me doesn't go weekend at bernies with my corpse he should be gravy to.

Again, not really commenting on how easy it would be to pull off, just pointing out it would probably still be illegal.
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