Current Events > Scenario: You now have the power to make cheeseburgers appear.

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You're enveloped by Zelta Radiation from Space that manipulates your body at the genetic level and gives you superpowers.

However the superpower is that if you focus you can make a cheeseburger materialize out of thin air.

You can't create anything else or even just like make only bread appear or only meat appear. Its always a complete cheeseburger and always the same size.



You then pass a sad homeless man who is starring at happy families eating in McDonalds and says "Man I wish I had a cheeseburger right now."

What do you do?
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Make a few? I'm not really sure what you expect people to say. This is incredibly stupid, even for CE.
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Let me tell you about burgers
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Being able to make cheeseburgers appear in someone's lungs would be a pretty op superpower.
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Bruce_Somali posted...

I'm not really sure what you expect people to say.

That's because you have no imagination.

i mean look at this guy:

A_Good_Boy posted...

Being able to make cheeseburgers appear in someone's lungs would be a pretty op superpower.

Sure s/he seems to be sociopathic but look at what s/he thought of with that power.
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And there's more where that came from.
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If this happened to me I think I'd be afraid to eat them unless I had a way to find out if they were made from normal Earthly things. I'd rather not risk getting cancer from space burgers.
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I guess the main question here would be do they taste good?
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Uncle_Drew posted...

I guess the main question here would be do they taste good?

That depends.

Do you think generic cheeseburgers taste good?
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Create a machine that breaks down burgers into energy, create an entropy-reversing machine powered by magical appearing cheeseburgers
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If I can materialize it anywhere and not just places in immediate sight:

Spawn cheeseburgers in random houses

Spawn cheeseburgers on streamers' heads mid-stream then flood their house with them

Spawn cheeseburgers randomly in space and hope NASA or whoever else finds them. A trail of burgers on Mars for some rover to follow or something. Cheesburger belts. Maybe a planet of cheeseburgers

Fun pranks like that

id go around and give a bunch of cheeseburgers to all the homeless guys in my city i guess
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I can eat food for free forever
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Uncle_Drew posted...

I guess the main question here would be do they taste good?

That depends.

Do you think generic cheeseburgers taste good?

Idk I guess. I was just thinking I could open up a burger restaurant if they tasted good, and I could charge as cheap as I wanted since they cost absolutely nothing to produce, and I wouldnt have to have cooks or even a kitchen lol
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Better than not having the power i guess
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Hamburglar Begins
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By complete cheeseburger, does that mean I can just make cheese, meat, and bread cheeseburgers? Or do I have to have gross ass toppings on it?
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gmanthebest posted...

By complete cheeseburger, does that mean I can just make cheese, meat, and bread cheeseburgers? Or do I have to have gross ass toppings on it?

The toppings are on it

As I said you have no control over seperating it. IT's always the same cheeseburger
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The hulk dying from choking on a million cheese burgers in his throat could be embarassing.
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If I'm watching the news can I imagine a cheeseburger into the internal components of the camera and kill the footage?
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I am the burger god.
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With the gross ass toppings on it? I'll summon some to throw at people for fun I guess
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is this an @UnfairRepresent CYOA?

I ask him "what will you do for a cheeseburger?"
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Azardea posted...

With the gross ass toppings on it? I'll summon some to throw at people for fun I guess

You ever desecrate a burger in my presence and we'll have to throw some hands friend.
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Stando! Hamburger Helpa, ikuze!
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jjjGuy_Fieri posted...

Azardea posted...

With the gross ass toppings on it? I'll summon some to throw at people for fun I guess

You ever desecrate a burger in my presence and we'll have to throw some hands friend.

He'll just throw burgers at you.
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If i ever go to prison I'd become a burgermonger
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Obviously, I use my gains to make Sneak King 2.
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TheMarthKoopa posted...

If I can materialize it anywhere and not just places in immediate sight:

Spawn cheeseburgers in random houses

Spawn cheeseburgers on streamers' heads mid-stream then flood their house with them

Spawn cheeseburgers randomly in space and hope NASA or whoever else finds them. A trail of burgers on Mars for some rover to follow or something. Cheesburger belts. Maybe a planet of cheeseburgers

Fun pranks like that

Hah nice, agreed.

Also bury the guy in a pile of burgers.
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Is there any limitation to how many cheeseburgers I can create? And how far away can I create them? Say I don't like France, can I bury the entire country in 100 feet of cheeseburgers?
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Guy_Fieri posted...

Azardea posted...

With the gross ass toppings on it? I'll summon some to throw at people for fun I guess

You ever desecrate a burger in my presence and we'll have to throw some hands friend.

You want a burger right in the face? Bring it. Bring it!
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synth_real posted...

s there any limitation to how many cheeseburgers I can create? And how far away can I create them? Say I don't like France, can I bury the entire country in 100 feet of cheeseburgers?

I guess you're going to have to find out.
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Would they be cooked and hot?
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Wear my red briefs over my blue jeans and call myself cheeseburger man
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Start fighting world hunger.
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Energy crisis averted, we now have an infinite fuel source.

Also I could use them as building materials I suppose? Really any application where generic filler material is needed.

I could also theoretically create a new planet out of cheeseburgers. It would eventually coalesce into a planetary body with a more uniform composition past a certain point. Made of mostly carbon and water. I wonder how the formation process would even go. Like if it would be a smooth process where the gravity reaches a point that gradually smushes them together or if there would be some violent chemical reactions once its large enough to radiate heat from its core and it would make the addition of cheeseburgers turn gaseous and I've ended up with something like a hot Neptune

Marmitecashews posted...

Would they be cooked and hot?

Yes.

Well warm anyway. Like a fast food burger
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...

Also I could use them as building materials I suppose?

wut
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cheeseburger jesus here i come! they will fight wars in my name!!!
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I'd sell them at a much cheaper price, thus shutting down other fast food joints. "No cows were harmed in the making of this burger." Thats my slogan and I will rake in millions from the help of peta and the country leaders fighting world hunger. Of course, the big dogs of the fast food chains will try to over throw me and my empire for trying to create a hunger free world. The rich get richer while the starving starve. I'd have to fight them with my cheeseburgers.
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