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Calwings
11/24/18 9:42:16 PM
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The marketing for anime/video game franchise Senran Kagura can best be described with two adjectives: unabashed and boob-centric. In the past, the ninja girl series has promoted itself with breast-scented cell phone straps and boob-themed ramen, and now comes yet another edible salute to the series mammary fixation.

While Senran Kagura is bursting with busty characters, the latest tie-up salutes the prodigious chest of fair-skinned, icy eyed Yumi.

Joining forces with Senran Kagura is Kuppel, an independent bakery located in Tokyos Momoi neighborhood which has created the Yumi Strawberry Boob Bread, seen here being lovingly cradled by Kuppel owner and head baker (also chest baker) Masanori Takahashi.

In producing the Boob Bread, Takahashi says he was careful to bake the pastry, made with condensed milk, at just the right temperature and for just the right amount of time so that it would maintain its invitingly soft texture as its placed in the diners mouth, and also so that the cooked dough would have the same snowy color as Yumis un-suntanned complexion. While Kuppel has sold Boob Bread in the past, this marks its first collaboration with Senran Kagura, and the strawberries seem to be a titillating new touch added for the Yumi version.

Sometimes, its hard to tell just how sincere Senran Kagura is with its marketing (this is, after all, the same franchise that once released a video claiming it was going to make a breast-shaped, head-mounted video game controller). This time, though, its completely serious, as the Yumi Strawberry Boob Bread will indeed be available for purchase at Kuppel starting November 28, with buyers also getting a special Senran Kagura sticker.

Ordinarily, itd be a little embarrassing to get a for-kids style prize with your purchase of sweets, but odds are fans who are comfortable enough with their preferences to buy breast-shaped pastries arent the type of people to feel awkward about anything.


I'm not posting a direct link to the article because I'm not sure if bread buns with nipples on them would be grounds for a warning/ban on this site. I'll play it safe, and you guys can google it if you really want to see what they look like. But for reference, this is the character whose breasts are the inspiration for the product:

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mattnd2007
11/24/18 9:43:07 PM
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Lol
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Lordgold666
11/24/18 9:43:14 PM
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I hope they have bear claws
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Lordgold666
11/24/18 9:43:43 PM
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The pastry, not the anime marketing
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Damn_Underscore
11/24/18 9:44:25 PM
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there's no way that's banned on here lol
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SDBZ
11/24/18 9:45:53 PM
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What do they call it there? Oppan?
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awesome999
11/24/18 9:46:37 PM
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Japan being Japan
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TheMarthKoopa
11/24/18 9:46:48 PM
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I'll take a dozen Yomis
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fuzzylittlbunny
11/24/18 9:48:25 PM
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Damn_Underscore
11/24/18 9:49:17 PM
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^the boob bread is literally that but with two red spots
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SauI_Goodman
11/24/18 9:49:38 PM
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Is it time for another senran game? Damn I barely started the last one. Also, who needs dem boobs when you got dem thighs.
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Calwings
11/24/18 9:49:42 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
there's no way that's banned on here lol

I'm not chancing it unless a mod (preferably one that's been on the job for a while like Error) comes in here and tells me straight up that I wouldn't be modded for it.

SDBZ posted...
What do they call it there? Oppan?

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Popcorn_Fairy
11/24/18 9:53:33 PM
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Yumi is a cinnamon bun, I approve of their choice.
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Spidey5
11/24/18 10:10:54 PM
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Yumi's boobs are basically the series's mascot.
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ultimate reaver
11/24/18 10:17:25 PM
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peach beach splash is one of the worst games ive ever played bar none but estival versus is pretty ok. thats all ive played of the series
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1337toothbrush
11/24/18 10:26:11 PM
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I came here for pictures of boob bread and I'm highly disappointed.

edit: Just duckduckgo'd it and now I'm doubly disappointed.
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Ricemills
11/24/18 10:30:51 PM
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eh, boob pudding already exists in Japan since long time ago.
and yes, they jiggles.

1337toothbrush posted...
edit: Just duckduckgo'd it and now I'm doubly disappointed.

yeah, this boob bread is lame AF.
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