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Cyrax 11/25/18 9:49:47 PM #1: |
"I just printed that bill out this morning"
"can i get uhhhhhhh" "You look bored. I'll put you to work" "The other store sells this for way cheaper" "Can you look in the back" shut the fuck up --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkBuster22904 11/25/18 9:50:36 PM #2: |
Preach
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gunplagirl 11/25/18 9:51:06 PM #3: |
Yeah can I get uhhhhhhh *mumbles or worse, literally stops to think despite having waited in line with time to figure out their order*
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X-Pac_Heat 11/25/18 9:51:06 PM #4: |
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Smashingpmkns 11/25/18 9:51:58 PM #5: |
Cyrax posted...
"You look bored. I'll put you to work" Kinda hot tbh --- Clean Butt Crew ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 11/25/18 9:53:02 PM #6: |
How dare they try to make a mundane interaction slightly more enjoyable
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Hexenherz 11/25/18 9:53:27 PM #7: |
Smashingpmkns posted...
Cyrax posted..."You look bored. I'll put you to work" hell yeah --- FFXIV: Herzog Erislieb (Cactaur) | ESO: @Ultima_Vyse RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/99 FISH/99 Cook ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irregardless 11/25/18 9:56:00 PM #9: |
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Lost_All_Senses 11/25/18 9:57:13 PM #10: |
Can you not look in the back tho? The fuck you keeping hidden from us?
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Ryven 11/25/18 9:58:01 PM #11: |
'Do you work here?'
-_- --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fuparulez 11/25/18 9:59:11 PM #12: |
I've served my fair time in retail. Once you get out, it only gets worse.
"You said this would be built by Tuesday!" Yes, it's Thursday and you still haven't delivered the materials. "Well, why isn't it built?" Because we don't have the materials. "Well why is that??" Because you haven't delivered them. "Oh yeah, and why is that???" Because you haven't delivered them. "Well what do you want ME to do? ....get them delivered. "Oh, and that's MY fault?" Are you in charge of material delivery? "Yes!" Then yeah, it is. Another one I love is when the shop rushes to get pieces out the door that aren't fabricated properly and have to get sent back. "Why isn't that steel installed??" Because you sent it out the door fucked up. "Well that's no excuse!" Actually boss, it is. --- It's the fat upper kitty area, and if you got one I wanna marry ya! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 11/25/18 10:15:51 PM #13: |
Hey you doing okay over here?
Uhhuhhehhhuummmmnn *stops looking at whatever they are holding and just stuffs it back in the shelf very clumsily and walks away* --- All Day I Dream About SMH. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RchHomieQuanChi 11/25/18 10:17:36 PM #14: |
*works Asset Protection*
*Customer does fake jog to the door* "HURR DURR WATCH OUT I'M STEALING" Fuck off --- I have nothing else to say ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_BIueMonk 11/25/18 10:18:29 PM #15: |
one time someone asked my gf how big the 9 inch cake was
she was like its 9 inches... across.. uh.. --- DAHYUN = <3 https://i.imgtc.com/sNuiMQr.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FreeKnowledge 11/25/18 10:19:48 PM #16: |
I propose retail revenge day, where retail/fast food workers can say how they truly feel to assholish customers
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Citrik 11/25/18 10:20:54 PM #17: |
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
*works Asset Protection* Okay, I'm sorry but this one made me chuckle. --- Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life, knowing that they must someday die? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Malcrasternus 11/25/18 10:21:19 PM #18: |
Hexenherz posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...Cyrax posted..."You look bored. I'll put you to work" I'll get the jumper cables. --- https://imgur.com/yNe3tUF 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 "But not forgotten." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sktgamer_13dude 11/25/18 10:21:42 PM #19: |
"what's this?"
*has to look through sign telling you what it is (even listing allergies!) to ask me this question* --- https://imgur.com/jWVrg9U https://imgur.com/g2efUtT https://imgur.com/5dOwhaP https://imgur.com/LVdqu8J Go Cougs and M's #DI4B ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 11/25/18 10:21:59 PM #20: |
Cyrax posted...
"I just printed that bill out this morning" Fix it to win...When working on a Slot Machine. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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powerman1426 11/25/18 10:23:52 PM #21: |
Fuparulez posted...
I've served my fair time in retail. Once you get out, it only gets worse. Been there. Really irritating --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 11/25/18 10:24:31 PM #22: |
FreeKnowledge posted...
I propose retail revenge day, where retail/fast food workers can say how they truly feel to assholish customers --- All Day I Dream About SMH. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Citrik 11/25/18 10:25:44 PM #23: |
I worked at a family arcade, similar to Chuck E Cheese.
When dispensing tokens: "Ooohhh looks like I got the jackpot." *Customer walks in from below freezing temperatures and tons of snow* "Hey are your go-karts open?" --- Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life, knowing that they must someday die? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 11/25/18 10:25:44 PM #24: |
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FL81 11/25/18 10:28:35 PM #25: |
Cyrax posted...
"It didn't scan, it must be free!" "Well that depends how fast you can run" you gotta be just as cheesy when dealing with these kinds of people --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hayame Zero 11/25/18 10:29:37 PM #26: |
I once had a woman ask what time we closed. I said we were open 24/7. Then she asked what the hours were on weekends.
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RchHomieQuanChi 11/25/18 10:31:51 PM #27: |
Those customers that get mad when you don't let them in AFTER closing time
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KlRBEH 11/25/18 10:31:53 PM #28: |
Cyrax posted...
"can i get uhhhhhhh" Does this actually make people upset? --- https://imgur.com/fUaBI I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irregardless 11/25/18 10:32:52 PM #29: |
KlRBEH posted...
Does this actually make people upset? It seems literally everything makes retail employees upset. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PepperoniMaster 11/25/18 10:32:52 PM #30: |
FL81 posted...
Cyrax posted..."It didn't scan, it must be free!" If anything, don't encourage them. Just give them that awkward silence so it gives them a moment to reflect on their failure of making a tiring joke. --- To be the man, you've got to BEAT the man! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KlRBEH 11/25/18 10:33:22 PM #31: |
Irregardless posted...
KlRBEH posted...Does this actually make people upset? Working in retail sounds extremely miserable --- https://imgur.com/fUaBI I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsugarized_Foo 11/25/18 10:33:32 PM #32: |
-works outside in decent warm clothing-
-guy rolls up in shorts and a vest- "Man, it sure is cold! I don't understand how you do it!" --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ryuko_Chan 11/25/18 10:33:54 PM #33: |
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/359523883990253579/516456121188220930/image0.jpg
me staring at the menu before getting the same shit get every time --- black and white diamonds f*** segregation ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RchHomieQuanChi 11/25/18 10:34:42 PM #34: |
PepperoniMaster posted...
FL81 posted...Cyrax posted..."It didn't scan, it must be free!" A simple "No" usually gets them to stop. --- I have nothing else to say ... Copied to Clipboard!
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awesome999 11/25/18 10:36:00 PM #35: |
That's what you get for not paying attention in class
--- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RchHomieQuanChi 11/25/18 10:37:25 PM #36: |
I usually just chuckle because I don't want to be rude to someone who's just trying to be nice, but at the same time....just get some new material lol.
Everyone who has ever worked retail has heard these jokes at least a couple dozen times. --- I have nothing else to say ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PepperoniMaster 11/25/18 10:41:31 PM #37: |
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
PepperoniMaster posted...FL81 posted...Cyrax posted..."It didn't scan, it must be free!" But then they'll be like "Noooo? Haha, whaaaat". Ignoring sometimes is more effective than acknowledging. --- To be the man, you've got to BEAT the man! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cuttin_in_farm 11/25/18 10:46:07 PM #38: |
Do you buzzkills know the customer does not know the joke is overdone?
Just go with it. Theyre trying to be friendly. This is whats wrong with people. --- A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 11/25/18 10:48:21 PM #39: |
cuttin_in_farm posted...
Do you buzzkills know the customer does not know the joke is overdone? Yeah. Yall are just the wrong people to be working retail. Shut ins are no good, you gotta be a people person, not just someone looking to fold shirts for $11/hour. --- All Day I Dream About SMH. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PepperoniMaster 11/25/18 10:54:23 PM #40: |
cuttin_in_farm posted...
Do you buzzkills know the customer does not know the joke is overdone? No, I'm pretty sure they're saying it ironically, kind of like when someone says "Are you working hard or hardly working". --- To be the man, you've got to BEAT the man! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KainWind 11/25/18 10:55:20 PM #41: |
There's probably a better word, but a lot of older people have like programmed responses to stuff. An example from this topic would be saying the topic title when something doesn't scan practically 100% of the time. It happens with a lot of stuff and each individual has their own. I don't understand how you can't be self aware enough to realize it. Especially when the same people hear you every time.
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cuttin_in_farm 11/25/18 10:56:35 PM #42: |
PepperoniMaster posted...
cuttin_in_farm posted...Do you buzzkills know the customer does not know the joke is overdone? Then stop assuming the most negative about strangers. --- A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoMeLx22x 11/25/18 10:56:54 PM #43: |
I worked retail for 6 years and just chuckled when people said most of this stuff. It's not hard, and it's not like it's that annoying. Which you rather just have no talking and complete silence and awkwardness?
I don't get people. And 'can you look in the back?' is bad? What? From my experience there's a lot of times when we had stuff in the back, and I would go back and get it and they'd be super excited. I couldn't imagine being upset because somebody wanted something and asked you.(the person trained and perfectly capable of checking in-stock and getting said item) Seriously, it's part of your job. (At least it was for me) --- Sigs are for losers. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 11/25/18 10:57:14 PM #44: |
Citrik posted...
RchHomieQuanChi posted...*works Asset Protection* --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KainWind 11/25/18 10:59:19 PM #45: |
NoMeLx22x posted...
you rather just have no talking and complete silence and awkwardness? Every time --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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All_My_Life 11/25/18 11:00:14 PM #46: |
I've seen this topic word-for-word at least 5 times now. Is that line even as common as you guys say it is or are you just looking for something to whine about
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PepperoniMaster 11/25/18 11:06:06 PM #47: |
NoMeLx22x posted...
Which you rather just have no talking and complete silence and awkwardness? Depends. If the person looks obnoxious in looks and the way the said it, yes. If it's a cute girl whom you wouldn't exactly expect it from, I'd say "No worries, m'lady. I'll make it scan one or way or another". --- To be the man, you've got to BEAT the man! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 11/25/18 11:08:08 PM #48: |
Things that trigger CE: working retail and having to deal with people who act/joke differently than they do.
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VipaGTS 11/25/18 11:10:01 PM #49: |
That stuff didn't bother me. it was the dumb ones that got to me..."why can't i return this!?"...because the return limit has expired..."But that's not FAAAAAIIIRR!"....
...like Dude you're 45 years old...life isn't about being "fair". --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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coolboy11 11/25/18 11:10:12 PM #50: |
retail will increase your hate for much of the general American populace.
--- "A superhero in the flesh, even at my worst I'm the best"-Big KRIT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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