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Cotton_Eye_Joe
11/29/18 12:27:23 AM
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Doe anyone have one I can borrow?
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Nuffinz0rz
11/29/18 12:30:40 AM
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A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
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Zack_Attackv1
11/29/18 12:37:04 AM
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008Zulu
11/29/18 12:55:36 AM
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You can borrow mine, once the Flux Capacitor replacement arrives. Next day delivery my ass. I tell ya, if I had a working time machine...
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.
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