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Ryetoast 12/01/18 8:04:39 AM #1:	Where the fuck could it be? --- The user formerly known as 626 <cite>Ryetoast posted [p:913350274] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote>Where the fuck could it be?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 12/01/18 8:05:12 AM #2:	Did you check your butt? --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:913350290] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote>Did you check your butt?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryetoast 12/01/18 8:06:03 AM #3:	LordRazziel posted... Did you check your butt? Yes. I even checked the PB&J I was making. --- The user formerly known as 626 <cite>Ryetoast posted [p:913350304] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote><cite>LordRazziel posted...</cite> <quote>Did you check your butt?</quote> Yes. I even checked the PB&J I was making.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 12/01/18 8:06:07 AM #4:	Aliens --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:913350306] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote>Aliens</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 12/01/18 8:11:51 AM #5:	apolloooo posted... Aliens From another dimension. It's simple quantum physics. I'm high IQ, so I understand about everything quantum physics. --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:913350405] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote><cite>apolloooo posted...</cite> <quote>Aliens</quote> From another dimension. It's simple quantum physics. I'm high IQ, so I understand about everything quantum physics.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryetoast 12/03/18 4:37:27 AM #6:	Its still lost.. Does jelly get stale? --- The user formerly known as 626 <cite>Ryetoast posted [p:913455233] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote>Its still lost.. Does jelly get stale?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flamazide 12/03/18 4:50:20 AM #7:	Under the oven or under the fridge. Could also be in the trash. --- childhood trauma prevents some sort of emotional chemical imbalance that causes u to stalk *****es and player hate over the phone. Big_Boss63 <cite>Flamazide posted [p:913455447] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote>Under the oven or under the fridge. Could also be in the trash.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryetoast 12/03/18 4:54:14 AM #8:	Flamazide posted... Under the oven or under the fridge. Could also be in the trash. Checked that. Ill just put a sandwich bag over it. --- The user formerly known as 626 <cite>Ryetoast posted [p:913455517] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote><cite>Flamazide posted...</cite> <quote>Under the oven or under the fridge. Could also be in the trash.</quote> Checked that. Ill just put a sandwich bag over it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eevee-Trainer 12/03/18 5:04:41 AM #9:	Did you check your butt? Yesterday a nurse friend of mine had this dude in the ER who apparently got a peanut butter jar wedged in his asshole. (Yeah seriously shit's cray, this isn't even the weirdest thing I've heard from her.) They managed to remove it but lost the lid inside him so they had to perform surgery on the dude. --- See me on Discord! ^.^ Eevee's Mystery Dungeon: https://discord.gg/qavbtaQ <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:913455686] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote><quote>Did you check your butt?</quote> Yesterday a nurse friend of mine had this dude in the ER who apparently got a peanut butter jar wedged in his asshole. (Yeah seriously shit's cray, this isn't even the weirdest thing I've heard from her.) They managed to remove it but lost the lid inside him so they had to perform surgery on the dude.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyMarth 12/03/18 5:07:45 AM #10:	JellyJarLid I think I found my new gamertag --- Wind Waker >>> Ocarina of Time. People who agree: 541 <cite>PrettyBoyMarth posted [p:913455743] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote>JellyJarLid I think I found my new gamertag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthWendy 12/03/18 5:12:17 AM #11:	Looks like you're going to have to plow through all that jelly. It goes bad in 6 to 12 hours, so better hurry and eat the whole thing sharpish. --- Ave Caesar, Rosae Rosam et Spiritus Rex ! - Voila, ca ne veut absolument rien dire mais l'effet reste le meme https://i.imgtc.com/eRE0ORV.jpg <cite>DarthWendy posted [p:913455821] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote>Looks like you're going to have to plow through all that jelly. It goes bad in 6 to 12 hours, so better hurry and eat the whole thing sharpish.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 12/03/18 5:18:31 AM #12:	You probably threw it in the sink with the knife you used to make the sandwhich --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:913455915] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote>You probably threw it in the sink with the knife you used to make the sandwhich</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666 12/03/18 5:26:41 AM #13:	This is just another reason why the jelly in a squeeze bottle is superior. --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:913456063] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote>This is just another reason why the jelly in a squeeze bottle is superior.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eevee-Trainer 12/03/18 7:32:46 AM #14:	SuperShake666 posted... This is just another reason why the jelly in a squeeze bottle is superior. That's a thing? O_o --- See me on Discord! ^.^ Eevee's Mystery Dungeon: https://discord.gg/qavbtaQ <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:913458314] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote><cite>SuperShake666 posted...</cite> <quote>This is just another reason why the jelly in a squeeze bottle is superior.</quote> That's a thing? O_o</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666 12/03/18 10:19:03 AM #15:	Eevee-Trainer posted... That's a thing? O_o https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/8124LSqUxZL._SL1500_.jpg https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81qf-vU1XRL._SL1500_.jpg --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:913463324] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote><cite>Eevee-Trainer posted...</cite> <quote>That's a thing? O_o</quote> https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/8124LSqUxZL._SL1500_.jpg https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81qf-vU1XRL._SL1500_.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Acceptance 12/03/18 10:28:25 AM #16:	I hate when this happens!! Yesterday my wife put the lid for the canola oil spray somewhere and I couldnt find it anywhere --- Do you accept the charges? <cite>Acceptance posted [p:913463695] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote>I hate when this happens!! Yesterday my wife put the lid for the canola oil spray somewhere and I couldnt find it anywhere</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eevee-Trainer 12/03/18 11:55:09 AM #17:	SuperShake666 posted... Eevee-Trainer posted... That's a thing? O_o https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/8124LSqUxZL._SL1500_.jpg https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81qf-vU1XRL._SL1500_.jpg This is truly the pinnacle of human achievements. Never again will I hear the fuck out of whatever I'm putting jelly on --- See me on Discord! ^.^ Eevee's Mystery Dungeon: https://discord.gg/qavbtaQ <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:913467587] in I literall... [t:77257542]...</cite> <quote><cite>SuperShake666 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Eevee-Trainer posted...</cite> <quote>That's a thing? O_o</quote> https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/8124LSqUxZL._SL1500_.jpg https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81qf-vU1XRL._SL1500_.jpg</quote> This is truly the pinnacle of human achievements. Never again will I hear the fuck out of whatever I'm putting jelly on</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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