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Crepes
12/08/18 3:23:16 AM
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That way you stop people from having kids and contributing to the growing population problems.
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pegusus123456
12/08/18 3:25:33 AM
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Because he's insane and his plan is insane.
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Wetterdew
12/08/18 3:27:50 AM
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He's just dumb. Or he doesn't care.

If he wanted to, he could have rewritten history so that half of the people alive today never were born.

Or he could have rewritten the rules of the reality so that the universe is always able to sustain the growing population.
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LiqiudusSnake
12/08/18 3:37:55 AM
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Wetterdew posted...
He's just dumb. Or he doesn't care.

If he wanted to, he could have rewritten history so that half of the people alive today never were born.

Or he could have rewritten the rules of the reality so that the universe is always able to sustain the growing population.


With all six stones, this would actually be possible and good points
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12/08/18 5:17:53 AM
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Wetterdew posted...
He's just dumb. Or he doesn't care.

If he wanted to, he could have rewritten history so that half of the people alive today never were born.

Or he could have rewritten the rules of the reality so that the universe is always able to sustain the growing population.
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Killmonger
12/08/18 5:18:26 AM
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He's called the Mad Titan for a reason.
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dr_marble
12/08/18 5:19:56 AM
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I'm not into comics, but this has to be the worst evil plot ever. I mean, it's beyond stupid, but also in an intensely fruatrating way.
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scar the 1
12/08/18 5:25:31 AM
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dr_marble posted...
I'm not into comics, but this has to be the worst evil plot ever. I mean, it's beyond stupid, but also in an intensely fruatrating way.

It was never intended to be especially clever
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Foppe
12/08/18 5:26:26 AM
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Because they felt that they still had to have some kind of connection to the original comic story.
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dr_marble
12/08/18 5:28:48 AM
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scar the 1 posted...
dr_marble posted...
I'm not into comics, but this has to be the worst evil plot ever. I mean, it's beyond stupid, but also in an intensely fruatrating way.

It was never intended to be especially clever

But doesn't that bug you that much more? It's just so weird that this is the big one where the bad guy wins and yet it's just...such a stupid victory.
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ssjevot
12/08/18 5:29:49 AM
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As crazy as his plan in the comics was at least it was more believable.
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pegusus123456
12/08/18 5:32:59 AM
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dr_marble posted...
I'm not into comics, but this has to be the worst evil plot ever. I mean, it's beyond stupid, but also in an intensely fruatrating way.

It's a movie thing, not a comic one. In the comics, he does it because he's in love with Lady Death and is trying to impress her.
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dr_marble
12/08/18 5:34:32 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
dr_marble posted...
I'm not into comics, but this has to be the worst evil plot ever. I mean, it's beyond stupid, but also in an intensely fruatrating way.

It's a movie thing, not a comic one. In the comics, he does it because he's in love with Lady Death and is trying to impress her.

Yeah, I think I could get down with that.
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scar the 1
12/08/18 5:38:21 AM
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dr_marble posted...
scar the 1 posted...
dr_marble posted...
I'm not into comics, but this has to be the worst evil plot ever. I mean, it's beyond stupid, but also in an intensely fruatrating way.

It was never intended to be especially clever

But doesn't that bug you that much more? It's just so weird that this is the big one where the bad guy wins and yet it's just...such a stupid victory.

Doesn't bug me at all. It's a Marvel movie. I don't expect any of them to be very clever.
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pegusus123456
12/08/18 5:40:27 AM
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dr_marble posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
dr_marble posted...
I'm not into comics, but this has to be the worst evil plot ever. I mean, it's beyond stupid, but also in an intensely fruatrating way.

It's a movie thing, not a comic one. In the comics, he does it because he's in love with Lady Death and is trying to impress her.

Yeah, I think I could get down with that.

There was a reference to it in the Avengers. His little advisor dude says that to attack Earth is to "court death."

And Thanos just smiles.
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Irony
12/08/18 5:40:31 AM
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Because the MCU is poorly written
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apolloooo
12/08/18 5:41:34 AM
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Why dont ant man shrink a spaceship, put it inside thanos's body and and revert it back to original size?
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dr_marble
12/08/18 5:42:08 AM
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scar the 1 posted...
dr_marble posted...
scar the 1 posted...
dr_marble posted...
I'm not into comics, but this has to be the worst evil plot ever. I mean, it's beyond stupid, but also in an intensely fruatrating way.

It was never intended to be especially clever

But doesn't that bug you that much more? It's just so weird that this is the big one where the bad guy wins and yet it's just...such a stupid victory.

Doesn't bug me at all. It's a Marvel movie. I don't expect any of them to be very clever.

Fair enough, man. It definitely delivered on the Marvel goodness and I enjoyed all of that. But for me, that nagging inner voice that wants to bitch about Thanos really brought it down.
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dr_marble
12/08/18 5:43:32 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
dr_marble posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
dr_marble posted...
I'm not into comics, but this has to be the worst evil plot ever. I mean, it's beyond stupid, but also in an intensely fruatrating way.

It's a movie thing, not a comic one. In the comics, he does it because he's in love with Lady Death and is trying to impress her.

Yeah, I think I could get down with that.

There was a reference to it in the Avengers. His little advisor dude says that to attack Earth is to "court death."

And Thanos just smiles.

Lol nice
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fan357
12/08/18 5:44:40 AM
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Ask the Krogans.
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apolloooo
12/08/18 5:45:59 AM
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Why dont doctor strange open a portal, then behead thanos?
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KogaSteelfang
12/08/18 6:04:21 AM
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apolloooo posted...
Why dont doctor strange open a portal, then behead thanos?

This was my biggest problem with it. They show early on that his portals are very capable of severing an arm. Just cut it off of him. Should've at least tried and had the stones disrupt the portal or something. As it is, we're just left to wonder why this collection of brilliant minds didn't even consider the most obvious solution.
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apolloooo
12/08/18 6:31:19 AM
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Jojo has ruined me of imagining how people with superpowers fight.
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boxington
12/08/18 6:37:11 AM
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^ yea, the latest episode of JoJo made me think of one of your previous posts, lol
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pegusus123456
12/08/18 6:41:19 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
apolloooo posted...
Why dont doctor strange open a portal, then behead thanos?

This was my biggest problem with it. They show early on that his portals are very capable of severing an arm. Just cut it off of him. Should've at least tried and had the stones disrupt the portal or something. As it is, we're just left to wonder why this collection of brilliant minds didn't even consider the most obvious solution.

I 100% haven't seen the movie so I'm not sure, but didn't Doctor Strange looks through a lot of possible futures and jazz? If he saw that Thanos could disrupt the portals, it'd make sense that he never bothered trying.
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Yomi
12/08/18 6:47:05 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
apolloooo posted...
Why dont doctor strange open a portal, then behead thanos?

This was my biggest problem with it. They show early on that his portals are very capable of severing an arm. Just cut it off of him. Should've at least tried and had the stones disrupt the portal or something. As it is, we're just left to wonder why this collection of brilliant minds didn't even consider the most obvious solution.

I 100% haven't seen the movie so I'm not sure, but didn't Doctor Strange looks through a lot of possible futures and jazz? If he saw that Thanos could disrupt the portals, it'd make sense that he never bothered trying.
Pretty much. That was Doctor Strange's version of the "no loopholes" that CEmen say when they make the "X amount of money but [bad thing]" topics :P
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Anti-245
12/08/18 6:52:23 AM
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Why didn't thanks create infinite resources? Because the powerful are pushing the depopulation angle to deal with their failed system.?
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pikachupwnage
12/08/18 7:51:33 AM
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dr_marble posted...
scar the 1 posted...
dr_marble posted...
scar the 1 posted...
dr_marble posted...
I'm not into comics, but this has to be the worst evil plot ever. I mean, it's beyond stupid, but also in an intensely fruatrating way.

It was never intended to be especially clever

But doesn't that bug you that much more? It's just so weird that this is the big one where the bad guy wins and yet it's just...such a stupid victory.

Doesn't bug me at all. It's a Marvel movie. I don't expect any of them to be very clever.

Fair enough, man. It definitely delivered on the Marvel goodness and I enjoyed all of that. But for me, that nagging inner voice that wants to bitch about Thanos really brought it down.


Expecting a supervillian known as the Mad Titan to have logical motives is like expecting Walmart customers to act older than three years old.

You are gonna be disappointed. Repeatedly.
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dr_marble
12/08/18 8:50:36 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
dr_marble posted...
scar the 1 posted...
dr_marble posted...
scar the 1 posted...
dr_marble posted...
I'm not into comics, but this has to be the worst evil plot ever. I mean, it's beyond stupid, but also in an intensely fruatrating way.

It was never intended to be especially clever

But doesn't that bug you that much more? It's just so weird that this is the big one where the bad guy wins and yet it's just...such a stupid victory.

Doesn't bug me at all. It's a Marvel movie. I don't expect any of them to be very clever.

Fair enough, man. It definitely delivered on the Marvel goodness and I enjoyed all of that. But for me, that nagging inner voice that wants to bitch about Thanos really brought it down.


Expecting a supervillian known as the Mad Titan to have logical motives is like expecting Walmart customers to act older than three years old.

You are gonna be disappointed. Repeatedly.

I don't feel unrealistic for having hoped for a good kind of mad. There are shitloads of good, mad characters with shitloads of goals and plans that can evoke some sympathy in order to make things interesting. Simply saying, "he's crazy" doesn't give him a pass to take away a potentially good element from a story.
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Kolibri X
12/08/18 8:56:55 AM
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This is what happens when you write Death, a key character to Thanos' motivations, completely out of the story.
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AlisLandale
12/08/18 9:03:38 AM
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Thanos's motivations being ill-founded and extreme are why he's a villain. It's only really frustrating because "im14andthisisdeep" kiddies try to act like he's justified lol.
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Ricemills
12/08/18 9:35:18 AM
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why don't he just throw half of the population into quantum realm?
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Vol2tex
12/08/18 9:43:31 AM
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apolloooo posted...
Why dont ant man shrink a spaceship, put it inside thanos's body and and revert it back to original size?


Paul Rudd said the writers never even considered things like that.
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Foppe
12/08/18 9:50:24 AM
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Whst if Antman enters Thanos body with tons of tiny ants that carry explosives?
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Irony
12/08/18 10:09:53 AM
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What if Antman enters Thano's butt and grows
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Foppe
12/08/18 11:01:07 AM
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Then Antman will be crushed.
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Vol2tex
12/08/18 12:28:40 PM
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Foppe posted...
Then Antman will be crushed.


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Manocheese
12/08/18 12:53:44 PM
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Wetterdew posted...
Or he could have rewritten the rules of the reality so that the universe is always able to sustain the growing population.

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MaverickXeo
12/08/18 12:57:45 PM
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I think the idea was that Thanos had always had the idea to cut the population in half, which stems from his own planet where he suggested it. He basically went 'mad' with the idea that it was the only way to save the universe and prevent a disaster from occurring similar to his home world.

Basically, he thought it was the only way and was blinded by his own inability to see above it.
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Wetterdew
12/08/18 3:26:22 PM
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Manocheese posted...
Wetterdew posted...
Or he could have rewritten the rules of the reality so that the universe is always able to sustain the growing population.

https://i.redd.it/dfgeshfov3x01.png

his gauntlet gives him virtual omnipotence, he could easily change the laws of reality to work like that if he wanted.

Time Gem: Total control over all aspects of time including time travel, stopping time, slowing down or speed up flow of time and to accelerate or slow down aging.
Space Gem: Limitless manipulation of space, allowing for teleportation, dimensional manipulation, creation of wormholes, etc.
Soul Gem: Limitless manipulation of souls both alive and dead also has shown to be able to evolve or devolve a beings physical self as well as their mental capacities.
Reality Gem: Locally or universally alters the natural laws of the universe to the wielders will.
Power Gem: Controls all of the power in the universe. It can be used to augment or inhibit any force.
Mind Gem: Taps the user into the universal consciousness, allowing for unlimited manipulation of psionic powers including telepathy and telekinesis.

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Zikten
12/08/18 3:29:17 PM
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the real true reason his plan doesn't really make all that much sense is that it's not really the reason he's supposed to have. but they came up with some new motive to try to make him seem sympathetic to the audience. his original motive was he just wanted to cause a lot of death to get his girlfriend horny. but they wanted people to almost root for Thanos in the movie so they changed it. and that's what they came up with. his motive in the comics makes more sense, even if it's pure evil
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Ricemills
12/08/18 3:37:10 PM
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shouldn't the snap also halves the animals and plants too? then it means the resources also cut by half, and that makes the snap pointless.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
12/08/18 3:38:20 PM
#43:


Ricemills posted...
shouldn't the snap also halves the animals and plants too? then it means the resources also cut by half, and that makes the snap pointless.


I think it only killed sentient life, but along your thinking, killing half our internal biomes would kill everyone. (That works like humans.)
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Yomi
12/08/18 3:44:20 PM
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@Ricemills posted...
shouldn't the snap also halves the animals and plants too? then it means the resources also cut by half, and that makes the snap pointless.
Yup.

I do need to confirm something about the outcome of Infinity War, and apologies if youve addressed this the end of Ant-Man and the Wasp led to conversations. Are half the animals dead? Are half of the horses gone? Half of the ants?

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Anarchy_Juiblex
12/08/18 3:55:38 PM
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Yomi posted...
@Ricemills posted...
shouldn't the snap also halves the animals and plants too? then it means the resources also cut by half, and that makes the snap pointless.
Yup.

I do need to confirm something about the outcome of Infinity War, and apologies if youve addressed this the end of Ant-Man and the Wasp led to conversations. Are half the animals dead? Are half of the horses gone? Half of the ants?

Yes! Yes. All life.
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Ricemills
12/08/18 3:57:23 PM
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whelp, im speechless on Thanos's stupidity.
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teepan95
12/08/18 4:18:10 PM
#47:


MaverickXeo posted...
I think the idea was that Thanos had always had the idea to cut the population in half, which stems from his own planet where he suggested it. He basically went 'mad' with the idea that it was the only way to save the universe and prevent a disaster from occurring similar to his home world.

Basically, he thought it was the only way and was blinded by his own inability to see above it.

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Mr_Biscuit
12/08/18 4:23:38 PM
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I believe Josh Brolin addressed this once. He says those are indeed perfectly viable solutions, Thanoss plan is indeed bad, but hes a) too proud and b) too guilty to even begin introspection on that. The amount of evil hes done over his stupid plan... he was crying over Gamora. Hes deluded, he cant afford to even consider its not correct.

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ZMythos
12/08/18 4:38:52 PM
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Not to mention that there are indirect causes of grief, suffering, and death caused by the snap.

doctors, pilots, engineers, EMTs, firemen, etc. died, along with their equivalents on other planets, so everyone under their care or responsibility is probably dead now, too.

And people dying of grief or suicide from the post-snap realization.

Oh and let's not forget that population growth is exponential. It wont take very long at all for a population to double >_>

MCU Thanos is a fucking moron.
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Mr_Biscuit
12/08/18 7:15:29 PM
#50:


ZMythos posted...
Not to mention that there are indirect causes of grief, suffering, and death caused by the snap.

doctors, pilots, engineers, EMTs, firemen, etc. died, along with their equivalents on other planets, so everyone under their care or responsibility is probably dead now, too.

And people dying of grief or suicide from the post-snap realization.

Oh and let's not forget that population growth is exponential. It wont take very long at all for a population to double >_>

MCU Thanos is a fucking moron.

Or

Again

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