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UnfairRepresent
12/28/18 3:33:28 AM
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80/80

You're sitting at home one day watching your favorite TV show when suddenly your teenage son bursts in with a Middle Eastern teen who looks scared and nervous as hell as he avoids your gaze. Your son stammers around for a moment before blurting out "Dad!... I hate to throw all this at you at once but we have no choice. I'm at the end of my rope. This is Nimoor Waralasa Muhdanni and...well..... I'm gay dad? And I've seeing him since I was 14... Ok? But wait there's more, you see... He didn't exactly come here ..erm... the right way.. Let's just say he is a special univited guest.

Till now it's been fine but with all the recent crackdowns we're scared the authorities might be on to him! But Dad! He is a gay atheist from Saudi Arabia! What do you think is going to happen if he gets deported and flung back there? It'll be like throwing a man made of chocolate into a room full hungry women. They'll tear him apart.

Please dad can you help us? Mom wouldn't understand but you do right? I don't know what to do?"

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How do you react?
What do you do?
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Rika_Furude
12/28/18 3:35:21 AM
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slimfizzle2
12/28/18 3:38:28 AM
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My hypothetical gay son would never date a guy
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Vita_Aeterna
12/28/18 3:39:51 AM
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Is that Avan Jogia in the pic?
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UnfairRepresent
12/28/18 3:41:25 AM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
Is that Avan Jogia in the pic?

Possibly, I just searched Middle Eastern Gay and picked the first result.

dunno who it is
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Vita_Aeterna
12/28/18 3:45:54 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Vita_Aeterna posted...
Is that Avan Jogia in the pic?

Possibly, I just searched Middle Eastern Gay and picked the first result.

dunno who it is

He is neither Middle Eastern nor gay.
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smoliske
12/28/18 3:47:49 AM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Vita_Aeterna posted...
Is that Avan Jogia in the pic?

Possibly, I just searched Middle Eastern Gay and picked the first result.

dunno who it is

He is neither Middle Eastern nor gay.


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UnfairRepresent
12/28/18 3:49:04 AM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Vita_Aeterna posted...
Is that Avan Jogia in the pic?

Possibly, I just searched Middle Eastern Gay and picked the first result.

dunno who it is

He is neither Middle Eastern nor gay.

Bully for him

But your son's teen boyfriend who happens to look like someone who is allegedly Avan Jogia is Middle Eastern and Gay

So what do you do?
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008Zulu
12/28/18 3:50:16 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
being gay isnt a problem

It is when you are from a bigoted Middle Eastern country.
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UnfairRepresent
12/28/18 10:59:18 PM
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008Zulu posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
being gay isnt a problem

It is when you are from a bigoted Middle Eastern country.

Don't feed Rika
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Rika_Furude
12/29/18 12:06:47 AM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
What in the fuck is this topic

TC trolling
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UnfairRepresent
12/29/18 12:25:57 AM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
What in the fuck is this topic

It's a hypothetical scenario asking you what you would do if your son was gay and dating an illegal immigrant with concern for their safety if they were deporte
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Offworlder1
12/29/18 12:36:08 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
being gay isnt a problem, but
being an illegal alien is


Also harboring illegal aliens is a crime, a federal crime, would call ICE and let them deal with it.
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Dark_SilverX
12/29/18 12:39:13 AM
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Build the wall and throw my son and his alien over.
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Offworlder1
12/29/18 12:47:37 AM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
Build the wall and throw my son and his alien over.

That is some cold shit.
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