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Modifier 05/10/19 5:04:09 AM #24: |
BettyB0op08 posted...
At least its not urine of humans and various animals. And that's not even golden showers. Well, can't say what's worse, really. --- Flectere si nequeo superos, Acheronta movebo. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bknight 05/10/19 5:21:49 AM #25: |
Lies, my right hand is in no way softer or less wrinkly thank my left hand, and it gets plenty of attention, if you know what I mean, I deed a lot and I'm right handed, if you get my drift, and I never use my left hand because it feels weird, if you can read between the lines.
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brestugo 05/10/19 5:28:41 AM #26: |
My lady is very youthful looking.
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LiqiudusSnake 05/10/19 5:45:19 AM #27: |
I would tag somebody, but im dont think it will end well for me.
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008Zulu 05/10/19 5:56:17 AM #28: |
I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam.
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bknight 05/10/19 5:58:50 AM #29: |
008Zulu posted...
I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam. I guess if you use two hands and get two dogs going at a time, while two more humped your legs your could milk them all in a day or so. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Parappa09 05/10/19 6:07:45 AM #30: |
Zurkon posted...
Jizz doesnt do much for your skin, unfortunately, and its not a good replacement for actual skincare products. you should give it a shot --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 05/10/19 4:19:05 PM #32: |
People already forgetting the joke study that was published about this in the 90s?
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Parappa09 05/10/19 6:15:56 PM #33: |
@Zurkon posted...
Parappa09 posted...you should give it a shot ;) mate youll be covered --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Archangel1Snake 05/11/19 10:01:31 AM #36: |
LiqiudusSnake posted...
I would tag somebody, but im dont think it will end well for me. Facials https://imgur.com/gallery/h2rgb5x --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 05/11/19 10:44:54 AM #37: |
Considering how poorly most pornstars age I doubt this
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Swifty123 05/11/19 6:08:34 PM #38: |
Archangel1Snake posted...
LiqiudusSnake posted...I would tag somebody, but im dont think it will end well for me. --- Beast mode ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FL81 05/11/19 6:37:53 PM #39: |
Giving new meaning to "facial"
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legendarylemur 05/14/19 5:06:54 PM #42: |
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Also this reminds me of that sperm injection story --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo https://i.imgtc.com/7dRrfE1.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 05/14/19 5:09:00 PM #43: |
Baby Batter fills the cracks like bondo.
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JamesVanDerBeek 05/14/19 5:15:10 PM #44: |
I use mine for that. I am almost 40 and people say I look like my early 20s.
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HashtagTartarus 05/14/19 8:22:59 PM #45: |
008Zulu posted...
I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam. People will be able to tell the difference easily. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JamesVanDerBeek 05/14/19 8:33:52 PM #46: |
008Zulu posted...
I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam. I Can't Believe it's Knot Butter. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 05/14/19 8:46:20 PM #47: |
HashtagTartarus posted...
008Zulu posted...I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam. If they are dumb enough to think a jizz facial will solve their problems, then they won't know the difference. JamesVanDerBeek posted... 008Zulu posted...I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam. Want a job as my head of marketing? --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IHeartRadiation 05/14/19 8:47:42 PM #48: |
Gordon Ramsay looks good despite his wrinkles, I think I can manage fine without it.
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JamesVanDerBeek 05/14/19 8:49:19 PM #49: |
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Behaviorism 05/14/19 9:05:07 PM #50: |
Coastal_elite posted...
Modifier posted...Coastal_elite posted...I read an article on a UK chick that'd visit a friend (no benefits) of her every morning. He'd go to the restroom, deed and give her a cup with his sperm for her facial. WTF?! LOL And that's why folks shouldn't be excited by articles like this. Women aren't going to hsbe guys lining up to do it to their face in person. They will have them mailing it in or going to a closet to put it in a cup or something like that. It won't be a sex free for all --- Sarah Logan got screwed at Wrestlemania 35. I'm rooting for her <3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 05/14/19 9:05:33 PM #51: |
brb gonna go tell the girlfriend i'm giving her a facial tonight
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au_gold 05/16/19 3:05:11 AM #53: |
This will be my new pickup line.
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