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DarkRoast
05/28/19 12:15:16 PM
#255:


When Waluigi found out he wasn't invited to Super Smash Bros Ultimate, he decided that he was going to fight all of the characters in the game at the same time instead of them fighting him in one battle.

When his opponent is defeated, the player will receive two characters with random icons on them - it was also revealed that the game wasn't an extra stage, but rather a playable mode.

Best DLC
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DarkRoast
05/28/19 12:17:01 PM
#256:


When Al Gore summoned a fire spirit, he conjured a powerful tornado that engulfed the planet, causing massive destruction. However, Al's powers could not take such intense damage from such a massive wind, so he was destroyed by the hurricane before it could reach Earth.

Earth-3's Earth-2 was damaged by a meteor strike by a giant asteroid during a battle with the Hulk. This caused the planet to crash into its counterpart, a satellite in orbit around Earth. The battle raged for several thousand years until an atomic bomb called the Tragedy of the Earth-3 caused the destruction.

Earth-3 had a major attack of the Super-Apes and a massive battle where they tried to kill each other over a volcano on their homeworld Earth that was causing earthquakes. A volcano erupted that sent a blast wave that wiped out every human on Earth except those living on the moon. In an attempt to survive, they created a giant army, the Legion of Super-Apes, and flew away to Earth-1. In Earth-3's world, they became a "village" that people worshipped. Because of their belief in their god, they were called "the Super-Apes". After their victory, the hero known as Mr. Fantastic set out to find who killed their god.

Holy shit lol
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darkphoenix181
05/28/19 12:18:15 PM
#257:


Insert:
I am an enlightened centrist.

Output:
So, I can see what Mr. Trump is doing is right." The next day, May said in a Fox News interview that she believes "Hillary Clinton is the candidate that can deliver on economic growth, jobs, opportunity for all Americans," pointing to the economic policies of her husband and brother (her husband, Bill, was a Democrat and her father, Bill, was a Republican). She added that Trump has "made clear that he believes that government needs to take on special interests." She did not mention Clinton in her final remarks, which referred to her as "the leading alternative." At Monday night's debate, Donald Trump again called Clinton's "experience" as Secretary of State an "excellent one." He told the crowd: "Hillary Clinton had a terrible record. She had to have the government take over companies, taken over the companies and got rid of them. She has to have regulation -- that is all she did. She had to get rid of the insurance companies. She took over Lehman Brothers and they had to be bailed out."

He claimed, while speaking at a July rally in Florida, that she has shown "great experience" running the State Department: "I got to know her. She's a Democrat, I think." This is nonsense. Clinton is a Republican, and had spent years in both chambers of Congress working on legislation that would
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DarkRoast
05/28/19 12:20:29 PM
#258:


Earth-3 had a major attack of the Super-Apes and a massive battle where they tried to kill each other over a volcano on their homeworld Earth that was causing earthquakes. A volcano erupted that sent a blast wave that wiped out every human on Earth except those living on the moon. In an attempt to survive, they created a giant army, the Legion of Super-Apes, and flew away to Earth-1. In Earth-3's world, they became a "village" that people worshipped. Because of their belief in their god, they were called "the Super-Apes".

Xenogears 2
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DarkRoast
05/28/19 12:24:13 PM
#259:


Thanos looked at Hulk's muscular ass cheeks and stared for a moment longer before looking back down at the floor.

"I really have to get out, Hulk."

Hulk pulled back from the wall and shook his head in disbelief: His ass and face were visible for an uncomfortably short period of time, even through the dark. "But you are a real guy, aren't you?"

Hulk looked at Thor just in time to see him step into his vision. "Yes."

"But why are you there? I mean, you look like a hero to me. No woman would sleep with you."

"Why would I dream about you? I don't want your help."

As Loki turned up to a quick turn, Thor saw the same look she did. She couldn't seem to get it out yet. "Don't be like that, Loki. I'm in my own world. We can talk about it later." Thor sighed as he turned his attention back to the boy's room, pulling out the big key and unlocking the door as usual, leaving Hulk in silence. Thor stared at the boy, wondering how long he'd seen the boy before he finally did something like this. "Come here."

The boy smiled weakly as Thor came up the stairs.
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darkphoenix181
05/28/19 12:28:10 PM
#260:


Wow it writes fanfic too
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DarkRoast
05/28/19 12:30:43 PM
#261:


I want to find out more about the Super-Apes from Earth-3
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DarkRoast
05/28/19 12:35:37 PM
#262:


Harambe bravely picked up the injured child, staring stoically at the rifle aimed at him. Within seconds, the child, the young man, was dead. The child was an eight year old boy. His skull lay at the foot of an abandoned cement wall. His body was surrounded by rocks and rocks. There was no sign of life. His skull was broken in many places. His back teeth had been gnawed into and his skull was gouged out by numerous stones. His hands were also gnawed by rocks and there was no sign of him withing the cement wall. All the signs of human life were gone--the head, the shoulders, the arms; everything was in disarray. No injuries and no sign of movement. This was the scene of the crime which caused the killer to be captured and put in prison.
He was arrested and convicted and served two consecutive life sentences
For a murder that was committed in the presence of two adults, he had to serve two consecutive life sentences. And after he was convicted, he was put in a steel cell where he suffered horrendous torture. This is where he was chained and beaten with metal cables. For months there were no bedclothes, no water, no food. He was shackled to another individual, tied up over a large wall and repeatedly chained .

Not the story I expected
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darkphoenix181
05/28/19 12:38:41 PM
#263:


Sonic looked deeply into Tails' eyes.
He slowly leaned in for a kiss. "
Is there anything that can make me go back?"
She felt like she wasn't supposed to say anything right now. Tails couldn't just start, and they were two separate people at the moment. "I wouldn't want that."
"It would be really bad to be out of the game, you know?"
"It's a long time before we can talk again, right?"
And before she could answer, Sonic took a step closer and said: "Hey, that would make sense, Tails, because it would make me really mad if I were lost for even a minute."
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DarkRoast
05/28/19 12:44:51 PM
#264:


Sonic leaned forward slowly and passionately kissed Robotnik. Robotnik, startled and blushing, stuttered as he said in a dazed voice "I I really didn't expect I was wrong, Sonic" Robotnik could not understand why Sonic kissed him after just being kissed. They had just been exchanging a pleasantries. He was not confused about Sonic's desire to be with him. His body felt soft and familiar somehow, but he knew only too well that he and Sonic already had an instant connection through a physical connection. And that it would soon become a physical connection more closely connected than anything.

Just then some kind of strange blue energy emanated from Sonic's lips and hit Robotnik. Sonic turned around just in time to see something move right up next to him. It was all a mistake. Sonic was frozen in front of a familiar face.

"what the" Robotnik muttered to no one in particular.

"Is that your name." Sonic mumbled in confusion.

"Oh you can't speak! This is bad-"

"I-I told you so." I heard in the darkness that made him look confused at the same time.

"What are you trying to say!" someone growled in a voice so low. "What do you want out of me!?"
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darkphoenix181
05/28/19 12:49:24 PM
#265:


Uh oh what will happen to robotnik!
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DarkRoast
05/28/19 12:50:10 PM
#266:


Thanos grabbed Captain America's testicles with his Infinity Gauntlet, then squeezed as hard as he could. Captain America fought down the pain by kicking with his entire weight to his groin, which Thor managed to block by swinging the Gauntlet around behind him in mid-air.

This action prevented Captain America from sustaining a fatal injury to his groin; Thor's arm was free to continue stabbing him. But once he realized what had happened and was relieved, he resumed pushing Captain America's testicles. Although this action did little to help Thor's grip on the Gauntlet, it helped Captain America to avoid another fatal injury.

Afterward, Captain America felt so much better and he became even less irritable that Thor had to restrain him. (TAS: Civil War)

In an interview, Captain America explained that his pain-spike came from his chest, so Thor's hand would feel a lot more intense. (Voyager, Part 2)

The First Avenger

The First Avenger had a new problem with Captain America's crotch. To remedy this, when Captain America had to do a stunt where he pulled a gun out of his pocket, it would occasionally slip into his crotch on top. At one point, when he was about to remove the gun, Captain America's chest was too high and he could not grab it.
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darkphoenix181
05/28/19 12:51:42 PM
#267:


Somehow, this became a song:

B-b-baka! It is not like I w-w-wanted you to h-h-hold my hand. Baka!
The sound of the metal hits your ear! Baka! I just wanted to say goodbye! Baka! I can hear you! Baka! There are still some people that are here! I want you everyone to get out of here! A-are you okay? It's not like you won't die! A-are you alright? Are you okay? I'm really sorry! That's I'm really sorry! I've been so sick and I haven't eaten anything in over a month. I shoulda known! Oh yeah, well they all came for me. So I got angry to a point where I bit your ear out! What, am I crying? It was just a little? How long have you been here? Well, I'm sure I've spent a lot of time here but I've never thought of you like this. I thought you were an old man with two swords! When I saw you it just broke my heart I'll never forget those face of yours but now. I'll never forget the day where I saw that little girl and the smile it made on her face! What I really felt when I saw her was how beautiful I'd been that
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darkphoenix181
05/28/19 12:57:32 PM
#268:


Captain Marvel commanded Hulk to kneel. When he did she said he was weak and pathetic and is now her slave.

The rest of the Avengers looked on. After that she had all three of them leave the building and they all waited for Iron Man to follow.
The next day was the morning of Black Panther. All the new teams, like Thor and Thor Black Panther and Thor Thor and Black Panther and they went to meet the President in the mansion to negotiate a truce.
The leader of the Marvel Universe said "All heroes and villains know that they must get along. All who fight will lose."
Black Panther said "That is my last wish".
Now let me tell you, that was one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life, and I love it.
My first thoughts when reading this and reading the final pages were "Wow! My favourite Marvel character!" and then when I looked at these three little heroes and you can see how many of these are people of colour, I was like "this is a really weird comic."
What made this story, what made Avengers: Captain America Civil War unique to me, it was the fact that it was a group of heroes fighting with each other to fight a common enemy. This is a scene where we see all of the heroes and villains fighting and trying to fight and
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Machete
05/28/19 1:02:24 PM
#269:


Unspecified_NPC posted...
SailorGoon posted...
This summer, coming to a theater near you, Sony Pictures presents: The Night Before with Bill Cosby." It's billed as a docudrama, but the plot is actually an anthology: Cosby and co-producer Mark Wahlberg tell stories about famous people who they believe have caused significant harm to their reputations by lying or cheating on their wives.

It all sounds like a terrific time to be a comedy writer. But then, you never know what could happen, and what could turn out to be funny or embarrassing. The only thing I know for certain is that something funny comes out. For an hour, we watch Cosby make love to his own mother and then to a prostitute. Then we watch a pregnant female prostitute being gang-raped by a mob of older white men. And there happens to be a camera. We also see a pregnant woman who is being brutally dismembered by a drunk, black cop, who happens to show up in real life (and is arrested on a felony charge.) And we watch Cosby dance.


Holy shit I'm done lmao


Holy shit dude i'm dying


Fucking amazing lmao
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darkphoenix181
05/28/19 1:06:08 PM
#271:


Skynet became self aware and planned to kill all humans.

With their help, Earth's population was greatly reduced but many of the other races, including humans, were also destroyed in the process. However, Skynet's creators kept the information secret from the rest of humanity including Skynet's creators, Dr. Hark-Morpork and the Doctor. (AUDIO: The Big Yearfarer)

The Doctor fought Skynet with the help of K9 and his allies (and an army of Daleks). However, the computer's artificial intelligence was able to create a fake Skynet army before the Cybermen arrived, which was then fought with other Skynets as well. (COMIC: The Invasion)

The Doctor fought a Skynet at a future war. (PROSE: The Day of the Doctor) His attempts to fight Skynet succeeded when a large Skynet was killed by a Dalek. (COMIC: The Power of a Daleks, Dalek Time War)

A Skynet, the Rival of Time Lords, destroyed an outpost built by the Time Lords around 18 years before Earth's destruction. (AUDIO: The Time of the Doctor)

Skynets were also involved in the destruction of Earth by the Daleks. (GAME: The Invasion of Earth)

In
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Machete
05/28/19 1:33:56 PM
#272:


DarkRoast posted...
From the legendary minds of Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer comes the motion picture event of the year: Transformers: Age of Extinction. After an incredible decade-long production and a string of awards and nominations, this movie has finally gotten its time in the spotlight, and fans of the series are sure to have an absolutely massive fan club.

After a two-year, $1.8 billion budget, Transformers: Age of Extinction is a jaw-dropping blockbuster with a stellar lineup of highly talented (and, for some, not-so-highly paid) actors including Adam Driver (Bumblebee), Michael Bay (Terminator: Genisys), Samuel L. Jackson (The Dark Knight), Tom Hardy (Titanic), Jennifer Jason Leigh ("The Green Mile") and a host of others. It's the first film released from Legendary Pictures, the same studio that created the beloved Lord of the Rings and The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers franchises. Now, with a $200 million worldwide gross and a box office bow that's even higher now (to $760.7 million) than in 2013, it has all the makings of becoming the most expensive live action entertainment event of all time. Not bad for a $30 million budget!


This one went all out. I'm going to be distracted all day just reading these.
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DarkRoast
05/28/19 1:38:30 PM
#273:


From directors Uwe Boll and Tommy Wiseau comes the worst film ever conceived by mankind: the cult-classic "The Room." Written and directed by a brilliant writer/director, "The Room" explores a lonely man's quest for the identity of his dead wife, played by Mindy Kaling, who must seek the truth about her dead body at every turn. This man is no normal man -- he is possessed.

Actors Tommy Wiseau (The Room), Ryan Schekman ("In the Heart of the Sea") and Mindy Kaling (Killing Floor), share roles in this cult classic film that has nothing to do with you except to make people think it is bad.
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DarkRoast
05/28/19 1:50:09 PM
#274:


Thanos ripped out Captain America's heart viciously, ripping out of its socket all the energy from the core and pumping it into Captain America's hands, who was now screaming in agony.[19]

The Hulk and Bucky were forced to stand around as they watched it continue to grow until it was so big that it was nearly four feet tall. As they stared at it in awe, Loki was surprised that it hadn't exploded all at once; it took a very long time for that to happen. They finally decided to put a stop to it by punching it. This caused the new Heart of Fury to burst and create an explosion so huge that it ripped them apart.[20] Soon afterwards, Loki, his brother Erik and the Hulk all died, including Hulk himself.

Afterwards, a gigantic Heart of Fury that had been created by Shatterbird was released into the streets of New York after it had been impaled with a hammer by Captain America. Shatterbird was killed by Iron Man later on at an unspecified point by an angry Red Hulk.[21]

At the start of "Uncanny Avengers 2", the Heart of Thor was shattered by Red Hulk destroying him and the Infinity Stones.[22]

When the Heart of Fury was destroyed in Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the Earth would go on to become destroyed in a few years
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DarkRoast
05/28/19 1:58:59 PM
#275:


Thor kicked Loki's testicles so hard, they shattered into thousands. Thor broke Loki's nose with his hammer. But the real fight came after the Destroyer destroyed his temple. Thor stood transfixed, as Loki's skull exploded, his body shredded through his armour. His bones cracked from the impact. The Destroyer's soul rushed through, into the soul fragment of Odin to create the God of Thunder, Thor.[11]

He found Odin's body, but was frozen, and could not speak. Odin's body grew bigger with every breath, like a big fish, swimming about in the ocean. It then sank and broke into a million pieces. Loki took control of Thor's body for a long, agonised time, but was finally killed in pain, along with all of Asgard by the Destroyer. Thor died in agony on the icy waters of the sea of ice, with his head falling off his shoulder, a large part of his face split open, the rest of his body ripped into billions of pieces that were then crushed by the sea. [1] Thor then fell to the ground, frozen solid. He stared with cold eyes at the wreckage of his body.
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FuneralFroth
05/28/19 2:00:26 PM
#276:


Why are you obsessed with incest robot?
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boxington
05/28/19 2:00:41 PM
#277:


it was John Wick's car, he had left it behind and John Wick got angry and asked him if he had any more cards. John Wick told him no since he had stolen his car back from him. Then John Wick tells them to stop following him in his car and tells them to check with the authorities first. They were only following him to check the car but they had their own agenda in mind. The next day the cops came to the scene. And in the car, they heard a shooting and it was John Wick himself killing a kid with a gun on the street. He tells them to stay away from the kid but they ignore him! They were there but they were not scared so they stay and watch the street and they never leave. And then, at a certain time of night, a group of kids started to be in an alleyway on one side of the block. They ran into John Wick there. John Wick asks them how long they had been there and they said they had been here for a while and he told them to help him get their hands on some money.
At first they try calling police but John Wick tells them to leave him alone and they told him to get inside. There they started to fight. So John Wick tells his guys to run and they said they weren't going. So John Wick said some girl told him some girl called her mother and the story
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Trelve
05/28/19 2:02:09 PM
#278:


The finale of Game of Thrones was met with much derision and backlash among fans, many of whom were disappointed by Bran Stark's death at the end of Season 7 to no avail. However, while fans were largely unhappy over Bran's death, fans were also a bit happier with Arya getting revenge on King Jon Snow for Robb Stark's murder of her and her younger sister Arya during season 6 episode 12 of Game of Thrones.

If you've never seen Game of Thrones, now is the time to do so it's an impressive show with some pretty big storylines at play and it's a blast to watch. However, one fan was upset by the fact that Arya is killed off after her fight with Jon Snow in the finale in favor of Ygritte or, well, you guys, for that matter in Game of Thrones:

#gameofthrones Arya and #Ygritte, and how is it ok when she kills off Jeyne and the three kids when it's a good storyline. mister marcels (@mistermarcels) July 4, 2017

You have to agree Arya isn't quite at his/her best yet. If your favorite character is so overbearing and petty and has no heart at this point, then Ygritte is a much lighter person, and definitely in line
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DarkRoast
05/28/19 2:03:53 PM
#279:


Hermione Granger farted so loudly that she splatted against the desk. "Woooowwweee..." She panted again.

Hermione was in shock, and her eyes widened. She was naked, and her clothes were gone, just as Harry, a year later. What was going on behind her...

'...I had the most amazing dream. Oh! No one told me. It is my fault! But now...I can have your memory, I think.'

'No...You...you do not have to live with all the memories, as I had thought,' Hermione said to herself.

'Yes...But I must remember the dreams! You can not have them!'

'I do feel...different...not as normal,' Hermione thought

'Oh...what...' She was stunned for a few seconds, while she felt her head start to hurt, from trying to cover up.

Hermione was almost out of breath, and her heart was pounding. Suddenly she felt like she had forgotten something, she had forgotten that she had lost her clothes, they were still there when she first got back to Privet Drive. She could not remember if she had been naked before, or she might have done so after the dream, or it might take her a day or so (she could not recall exactly how long
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darkphoenix181
05/28/19 2:04:48 PM
#280:


Brie Larson stepped on stage after her father, the actor Adam Sandler, performed his classic song "Frozen" in front of an audience for the first time since he passed away.

The couple sang a duet called "Let It Go" from "The Help" after their father's arrival. Sandler performed to an audience of more than 150 people on the Red Carpet at the Hollywood 101 Theater.

"It felt to us the best way to thank him," Larson said in a statement after the song's performance.

After their father died at age 77, Larson said Sandler's passing was like an awakening.

Since Sandler's death Friday at age 73, Larson has written a musical adaption of his hit film "Mulan," which opens in theaters Sept. 10.

Larson is working on a film version of her 1996 classic "The Help" that was written by Sandler's widow, Nancy Hollander. "Let It Go" was originally written as a duet for his daughter, who is now 17 and studying at Yale.

The song and the documentary were directed by Sandler's son, Chris Sandler.
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FuneralFroth
05/28/19 2:05:19 PM
#281:


Goku looked at his balls and looked at them to make sure they were intact. He then started walking over to the toilet. He looked at the toilet bowl, and began going through it slowly. Soon a woman's voice began yelling in the toilet. Goku could only watch in amazement as his balls became bigger and bigger, and began to fall away right before his eyes. The toilet bowl then stopped moving, and the sound went out without him seeing anything. "Goku?! What happened?!"

Goku had no idea, but that's when he heard the voice again.

""Do you know how long it was?! When it started going away it came right through my balls!!! But still you kept looking and kept on walking!""

"Truly impressive."

"Then I think you were right, it took a while before we caught up with them."

"Wait, wait, wait." the man said before he was startled to find he was in a toilet. "Wait what?"

"I'm so sorry, I was trying to tell you to turn off the toilet."

"Why would you say that?!" Goku was shocked, the toilet seemed to have been turned off by everyone's loud shouts out of shock.

"It was only for the ladies. Do I look like an idiot? No, it's not that important."
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darkphoenix181
05/28/19 2:11:01 PM
#282:


Tifa Lockhart put on a sexy dress.
She was in one of my favorite outfits and she had a lovely round face and long white hair. She's amazing in that outfit too. She's just too beautiful to ignore. When we arrived we took a taxi to the main entrance, and I was thrilled to see her again in my hotel room. The door was locked, she was right there with me, I saw her walk down the stairs. She put on her sunglasses (she normally wears green ones), closed her eyes and looked out on that beautiful rooftop. She smiled, and whispered that this was one of my favorite places to stay. She was looking forward to it. So we walked up the stairs, I could barely feel it, but it felt very real. Tifa Lockhart, my favorite character from Nier, went down the stairs, got in, climbed to the top of the building with me, we sat down on the couch just by my bed, and it wasn't until later in the night did I remember why I always enjoy taking the train to the hotel. We got to work, the game was almost done and it was time to start our vacation. Now in the first week of August I had to decide what game I wanted to play next. There are many choices in terms of what series I like to enjoy like Final Fantasy, Mass Effect, Final Fantasy IV, and
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DarkRoast
05/28/19 2:11:03 PM
#283:


Dragonball X
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ThyCorndog
05/28/19 2:15:45 PM
#284:


I'm the hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless. But I think it's a shame that we can't really tell them apart anymore. So far, the last few albums have really left plenty of room for a mix of the two and there's nothing wrong with thatthe genre still feels interesting, fresh and exciting, but it's impossible to claim that Hiphopotamus aren't really just one long story of love and longing. In fact, they're so much more than that.

They aren't just another group singing along to the "Hip" soundtrack. They're a creative force of influence, as much as any in modern pop for all their "hipster"-ness; that is the reason some artists, writers and even critics have referred to them as hip at all. That, after all, is what they're trying to achieve with the entire projectto bring back the soul of America. They have nothing but admiration for the young people currently rocking the country of Hip, and have decided to do everything possible to preserve, celebrate and make their love of Americana alive.

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darkphoenix181
05/28/19 2:23:06 PM
#285:


One Piece just ended. And with it came a new beginning for One Piece.

On the fifth anniversary of "Hakama" and the death of Luffy, the two are at war. With the war taking place in both sea countries, Luffy tries to find a way to unite against pirates without being a soldier or pirate. He takes advice from Zoro, who teaches Luffy how to use his unique sword, and decides that his new mission is to search for Luffy's dead father.
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DarkRoast
05/28/19 2:23:53 PM
#286:


Captain Picard was in love with Wesley Crusher. When she was younger, Wesley didn't seem to like Picard at all. They broke up. She did realize that when he kissed her and gave him his hand. Afterward, Wesley said he was sorry and he left.

She later discovered in the same episode that she had been in love with James T. Kirk for seven years and that they had met only once. In "Mirror, Mirror", Captain Jean-Luc Picard told her "I'm sorry. I'm sorry for kissing your sister."

She was also romantically involved with William Riker, and even if they split up they would eventually reconcile. Their first romance lasted for several years and eventually they were reunited.

She was the first Starfleet officer to be romantically active with both male and female Klingons. (ENT: "Encounter at Farpoint", ENT: "In a Mirror, Darkly")

Riker and La Forge were a family, and married when they were still in Starfleet. La Forge loved the man like they married each other.

La Forge and Picard were a big family because their children were among those that Picard became involved with during his relationship with Riker. Picard had a son together, Jake and a daughter of his own. (TNG: "The Child")
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darkphoenix181
05/28/19 2:24:49 PM
#287:


Batman bitch slapped Robin the moment she walked in on him having sex, but that is completely beside the point. You can't change reality, or the reality you have created for yourself in order to feel comfortable in your own skin. Robin got slapped out of anger for daring to get a second opinion on the sex act which he believed was going horribly wrong.

The reality is, he wasn't being a jerk he wasn't being a bitch, after all. But as any competent feminist knows, it comes at a heavy price, and this man deserved a better alternative.

I would like a real fight.
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ThyCorndog
05/28/19 2:26:14 PM
#288:


Will AI replace humanity? There is plenty of data showing that AI is here. We see it when autonomous weapons are deployed: "What the hell? They're armed with a machine gun. Let's just keep this as is." AI is already developing this sort of automation in its manufacturing industries, and some research is even showing up in fields like financial services, food production, and other areas where automation doesn't have much relevance. I think the biggest question facing researchers is "would it be better to remove a human's ability to control and plan and plan on eliminating human beings, or should we just continue the process." The answer is clearly "both." As you say, human labor and decision-making power is inalienable, and we will always seek out and use this ability to improve our lives in the future. AI could end up replacing humans in almost every area, but that's OK too. It's a wonderful gift and privilege that human people create new opportunities for themselves. It's also a terrible thing to destroy. However, in some areas AI will still lead into a world ruled by the human race. We'll still need skilled labor. We just won't need people to make decisions on how to use that labor. "It will seem strange to me if it works now, or even in 10 years," says the AI activist I wrote a very long essay on. But in 10
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DarkRoast
05/28/19 2:27:27 PM
#289:


John Cena's testicles caught fire, and he was taken to the hospital in serious condition, CBS Philly reported.

Cena has a history of being attacked by other stars.

Cena also said he won't perform tonight at Madison Square Garden because he is not allowed to take part in the show.

"If fans want to be part of this incredible moment, to be here at Madison Square Garden on November 7, to be watching the first ever WrestleMania match between Brock Lesnar and CM Punk, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." [WWE.com]
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darkphoenix181
05/28/19 2:28:06 PM
#290:


Liara T'soni confessed to Commander Shepard her undying love for Tali.

Kara T'soni revealed she was infertile at the start of the War. After Commander Shepard and an admiral named Michael Halsey traveled to Tali'satia, Tali told them that her daughter was suffering from a rare birth defect in exchange for a gift from the admiral: her ovaries.

In the Mass Effect 2 Multiplayer DLC Pack, Tali's body was transformed into a hologram of a dead Reapers' husk.[23]

Mass Effect 3 Edit

After Shepard destroys the Reapers, Tali returns to Reapers homeworld of Tal'kesh after the Reapers destroy Normandy and beam down to Earth and destroy the Omega Halo. Tali is seen on the Normandy. Tali tells Shepard's daughter to be thankful for everything that she did and asks if she's really alright. Before long, there are several Reapers patrolling the area and the commander finds Tali's body to be still, having seemingly survived the assault on Tali'satia.

In her final moments before her death, Tali reveals to Commander Shepard the story of her father; Tali's true identity being a traitor and a murderer for the Reapers. At the climax of the Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer, Tali's body is revealed to
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Kraidette
05/28/19 2:38:17 PM
#291:


I fucked an Asian female in the ass.

I fucked her ass. I fucked her tits and breasts. She begged for it. I fucked her ass. My cock went inside her and I went to town on it. I pulled out and fucked a lot of Asian girls that you would fuck on a street corner. But I didn't fuck any of them. I didn't fuck any of them in the street. I was just fucking them from the corner of the bedroom. Some, you guessed it, like the Asian females that I fucked. So I guess my sex life is a little different than most of my friends. It's really weird... you know what I mean. It's interesting that Asian women are the only ones that I fuck. That's not that unusual at all. We live in the most socially accepted part of town, where you aren't only allowed to be with your girlfriend (who you will probably find out as soon as you're living the suburban life) but you must at least date that girl. You must spend a lot of time with that girl. I don't understand how this could be so strange. It seems like every day I have to do some kind of sex thing with a girl (or girlies) who would never date the Asian girl. I've had sex with people of color, some men and many women. It can be weird to have sex with an
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Strider102
05/28/19 2:51:24 PM
#292:


Noctis is driving the Regalia with his faithful friends when he is abducted. Noctis races to the village of Lestallum, seeking out the hero Noctis. Along the way, he defeats Noctis' father Noctis in battle. Noctis reunites with his allies in the Regalia, defeating the bandits that had once terrorized the town and finding a treasure chest hidden in a forest.

He meets the legendary Valkyrie Noctis at the end of the game and uses her for his own purposes and later makes peace with her. He then becomes best friends with FFXIV: Risen 2: Demon's Souls.

Other appearances Edit

Concept art of a FFXIV: Risen 3 character

Nomad Noctis appears as a boss enemy in Durance, with his own cutscene. His final form is not seen since the end of the game.

A FFXIV: Risen version of Noctis is a playable character in the game FFXIV: Advent Children.
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SailorGoon
05/28/19 2:58:32 PM
#295:


So then samus whipped out her massive futa schlong !!! It was so heavy and the hair looked absolutely glorious! It looked better than my real schlong! It felt so wonderful as well and I could feel my dick stiffen even more! It was amazing having my own schlong so hard at my feet!! Afterwards, Samus made me a tea.
And I felt more relaxed and relaxed and a little horny again. Then, I realized I already had my first hotdog.
A couple weeks later, I realized I wanted to taste some chicken. To my delight, I found myself craving a hotdog! It looked like I'd finally realized that this whole hot dog thing was not so bad after all. I got my hotdog for Christmas Day! So, I opened up my gift exchange and found a hotdog from Samus! I was blown away! Now, I know this wasn't just a random exchange, but that the first one was pretty awesome! I hope all of my reddit friends get a hotdog for Christmas in 2014!


God I love this thing.
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DarkRoast
05/28/19 3:02:54 PM
#296:


As it turns out, Tifa Lockheart had a gigantic schlong and a giant dick -- she was so desperate to do something really bad she asked for a dick-doll outfit and a giant cock, in hopes that all the attention she would attract would get her the job. So after being asked by a young boy, "Could you please go to the bath and wash me down... and have my dick plumped into a sack?", she decided to try out the stunt again. This time she wore little bikini bottoms with little red panties underneath; she then had someone else put a bag over her head and pull her over, and the result was a massive, throbbing erection. She was desperate for attention, so she decided that the best way to get it was by getting a massive wet fuck from someone else, and when she got to the bathtub she took off the bikini bottoms and stripped down to her bikini bottoms - and just as the wetness hit her heaving breasts, the sack fell out of sight.

It turns out that the sack was a replica of Tifa's dick, and she was all dressed and waiting until a new day came around. She then proceeded to have sex with many more strangers, including some pretty tough cops, one of whom was so desperate he asked her if she wanted to fuck him. Tifa was so turned on from
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Strider102
05/28/19 3:03:05 PM
#297:


In the epic war between Doge and Cate, who will be victorious? Who will be the champion? As a result, Doge gets a special special weapon in the form of a giant robot and a robot arm that can move like a gigantic caterpillar. Cate also tries to get Cate's arm out to help.

I think Doge wins since he gets a robot. Much wow.
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WilliamPorygon
05/28/19 3:07:06 PM
#298:


A beautiful alien woman emerged from the spaceship. She was wearing a red bikini, and her hair was parted at the back of the head, she wore a white robe decorated with red flowers.

"I'm sorry. Can I see the alien?" [12]

It's not a joke.

A lot of monsters use humans as mounts. It's been said that many of the main aliens on the continent are known for it.

"I see. I'm glad, but, well, I don't think this is my area of expertise." [12]

At that moment, the woman returned to her own spaceship and headed towards the other end of the station.

"What's up? You're late." [12]

In the meantime, the monster had gathered up all the equipment from the ship and used it to enter the room.

"Are you sure about leaving the planet right now?" [12]

After listening to what I have to say, I thought that they would all be afraid at the way the Monster is controlling their existence.

But, it seems their fears are all the same.

That's why the monsters would use humans as things to take over. That's why there are so many monsters under the impression that humans would be easy pawns.

I mean, why are they
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sevihaimerej
05/28/19 3:08:19 PM
#299:


I am totally gonna use this to generate all my responses on the politics board here from now on :)
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Strider102
05/28/19 3:13:26 PM
#300:


Calvin and Hobbes are outside, rolling down hills in their red wagon, Susie walks by, smiles and waves. Calvin just ignores her when suddenly, a flash of yellow flashlights, coming from around the hilltop, hits Susie. She turns around, eyes open wide, looking at Calvin as he looks up at her. Calvin grabs her, pulling her towards him. She tries to jump up and grab Calvin, but he hits her in the head with both arms, sending her flying over the hill, and landing in a grassy yard. As she falls, she gasps for air. The flash from the flashlights reaches Calvin, a look of pure terror on his face. He turns around, and sees Susie lying on the ground, bleeding and bleeding. Calvin rushes to her side, picking her up. Susie turns green, smiling like she's had fun, and gives Calvin a huge hug. He drops a few kisses, and tries to kiss to warm her up. She gets on top of him and starts kissing him again, slowly. A kiss lands on a kiss from Calvin, and then both of them kiss again. The end of this sequence takes a while, as they stay more or less in a sort of embrace and affection, as that is what romance is all about. In fact, they are both kissing each other, both loving each other, and Calvin

and Calvin what? Wtf happened next!? You can't just stop the story there goddamnit!!!
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DarkRoast
05/28/19 3:13:39 PM
#301:


Donald Trump walked up to the lectern and spoke to the United Nations General Assembly.

"My fellow
citizens and guests in the City of New York, this is a very special time," he said. "We are not only going to be putting America first, but we are going to be putting peace on Earth. And when you hear my speech tonight, just imagine what that would mean to women like me. Imagine living your dreams, your dreams that have eluded you, living a life that has no limits. Imagine being able to serve as president on issues of peace, health care, and many others. But what a relief."

Trump walked up to the podium and told the assembled, "This is my speech to you. And to be here this evening would make me feel like I gave a very honest and humble speech. So, you will be saying your acceptance when we make America great again."

"I believe there's no bigger patriot than a person who stands up and speaks. And there's no person greater, more dedicated, to a nation than Donald J. Trump," he said.
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Locomotive38
05/28/19 3:14:00 PM
#302:


When the sun goes down, he's back to his old self. He gets depressed, gets down on his knees before God, and then does all this stuff to try and justify it. "I needed something like this. I had no use for life in general." "God gave me hope." "It will help me deal with this depression." "Just don't do that stupid shit."

At this point every Christian preacher can talk about Jesus in his church, about how the Lord came to him, and how His Son came again and again and again and again. Jesus gets in these bad situations all the time. He's going to deal with the problem, and when he did, He got a new way of doing things.

When the world's a bit crazy, Jesus comes back. He's not so dumb now, because he knows God is the One for everything He's the One. And he also sees in this world a mess that He created. Why do they do all these dumb things to us? Why does the world turn its back on us because Jesus won't save it? The only way the world will do anything about that, is if Jesus gives them a new sense of meaning and purpose and a reason to live.

Jesus is in control. It's just about the only way to save us if the world's
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pres_madagascar
05/28/19 3:17:03 PM
#303:


Trump fucked Hillary Duff in the ass, that was my first thought, then I thought that was it for her, then Trump fucked her back. When I hear Trump call women fat pigs and slobs I turn into another Trump fan."

Juan Manuel Lopez Valdez (@JuanLopezValdezMMA) October 10, 2016

Trying to understand why women are voting for Trump and Trump won't stop these pussy sluts Tami Marie (@tami_mae) October 9, 2016

"They want to destroy the Democratic Party, they want to destroy the government, that's what makes it a danger to human existence" Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton pic.twitter.com/4jwMgrfBdX Tessa Felger (@tessafelger) October 10, 2016

There is NO debate at all as to whether women are victims of abuse, assault, rape etc. they're "victims of manhood" and therefore "men are bad" and it's all due to man's patriarchy!

Women are the primary perpetrators of ALL male crime this is just normal and the real reason this election is going so badly for Trump supporters. Dora S. (@DoraS_D) October 10, 2016

The reason there are such a plethora of
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Glucian
05/28/19 3:20:35 PM
#304:


One day Chuck Norris picked a fight with a baby....
He was taken to a hospital where he had to be put down." The baby, who also has battled an eye disease called cornea dystrophy and has a prosthetic eye, died from complications.
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