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boxington
05/30/19 11:26:04 PM
#405:


guts, casca, and Griffith of the Guts Squadron.

When Echidna finally returns, it leads her to attack the other Angels, but Griffith uses her as a pawn in his scheme by telling her that he would bring Griffith to him the dead, which she does, but it only works because the real Griffith was already there. She was forced to watch Guts, whom she was told was dead, die.

While Echidna is holding off the Angels, Griffith says to himself "The only hope left here is us... You mustn't make me look dumb when I say these things. I know now, I will become your greatest enemy." Then, he flies away.

The Guts Squadron's return Edit

When the other Angels attacked and killed them, Griffith said to Casca, "Look at me! If I fail then all of our hope - our lives, our livelihood - is destroyed. I know you must not look down upon me, Casca. But after you give up your blade, you are the only person left that I can trust."

He said this before being attacked by Vandalieu.

In the story arc "Bones and Steel", in Chapter 20 Casca and the others escape from the Guts Squadron, although Casca is a little injured, but has no idea how the final mission
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SailorGoon
05/30/19 11:41:17 PM
#406:


boxington posted...
guts, casca, and Griffith of the Guts Squadron.

When Echidna finally returns, it leads her to attack the other Angels, but Griffith uses her as a pawn in his scheme by telling her that he would bring Griffith to him the dead, which she does, but it only works because the real Griffith was already there. She was forced to watch Guts, whom she was told was dead, die.

While Echidna is holding off the Angels, Griffith says to himself "The only hope left here is us... You mustn't make me look dumb when I say these things. I know now, I will become your greatest enemy." Then, he flies away.

The Guts Squadron's return Edit

When the other Angels attacked and killed them, Griffith said to Casca, "Look at me! If I fail then all of our hope - our lives, our livelihood - is destroyed. I know you must not look down upon me, Casca. But after you give up your blade, you are the only person left that I can trust."

He said this before being attacked by Vandalieu.

In the story arc "Bones and Steel", in Chapter 20 Casca and the others escape from the Guts Squadron, although Casca is a little injured, but has no idea how the final mission

Now I shall set aside a good portion of my day to read as much Berserk fan fiction from that site as possible.
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DarkRoast
05/30/19 11:44:10 PM
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Snorlax body slammed through walls, taking out some of it's own Pokmon. It then proceeded to use Crunch on the second Pokmon, sending it flying. It used Rock Slam on the other Pokmon, which got a lot more violent as it continued to rock smash into its opponents. Sudden Rock Slide was then used against the Sceptile, sending it flying and sending out two Sceptile. It then threw Outrage at the Sceptile to cause the Sceptile to go flying out of it's way, while Sceptile used Crunch and Rock Slide as it threw the Sceptile in front of it. The next move made it hurt by a Tickle.

The Sceptile then used Crunch on the third Pokmon, sent out Electrode to damage it, and then sent out a second Swellow. Swellow went flying as Sceptile threw the Sceptile. Swellow turned to the other Sceptile and slammed itself into it. It then took out two Sceptile with Outrage.

Sceptile took out Golem with Sucker Punch, sending it back. Golem then took out Pikachu with a Quick Attack, but Sucker Punch hit it instead, causing Pikachu to use Thunderbolt. It then took out Pikachu with the same attack, bringing it to the ground with the second Electric Spikes attack. The first one knocked on Sceptile

Too much action
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trappedunderice
05/30/19 11:46:34 PM
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Buzz Lightyear was smoking a blunt with Woody but it was not until he arrived at the party that he noticed the cigarette in his hand. "He asked, 'What do you think about the show?'" explained Woody. "I replied that he was too busy doing what he really wanted to hear. He just laughed and pointed and I took the tobacco from his hand and walked off." When they got home from the party, Woody said, he found out that Woody and Dana had been married for five years.
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DarkRoast
05/30/19 11:48:49 PM
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Snorlax had enough of Pikachu's shit. He had a secret plan. Pikachu would become his girlfriend. It wasn't a good plan, but Pikachu's dick was good.

What better way to test his theory. He climbed into Misty's couch and grabbed a napkin. Then he started to write.

'Pikachu, what's it gonna be? I mean, it isn't exactly like a normal day though. You know, like, we could just do our usual stuff like, I mean, hang out, get frisky, be nice, you know. Well, okay, maybe a little extra sex or whatever. And hey, maybe we can just come by and hang out together a few times before this boring afternoon.'

'Well that seems like a good idea, yeah. Let's do it. Let's see who's going to be your boyfriend.'

Pikachu wasn't exactly thrilled about this idea. The problem was Pikachu knew that not everyone was gonna agree with it. He's going to be a loser, he thought. And he didn't want those other friends to see him like that either. After all, there's so much fun to have in those other friendships. It's one thing talking to them and being friends, sure, but when it comes time the actual fucking happened, it really would piss him off
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DarkRoast
05/30/19 11:52:00 PM
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Snorlax hated raisins. "You can't have any raisins," he would say, "I wouldn't eat any raisins." He'd explain that raisins are just like sugar, that they're sugar and sugar are just like raisins? They were so different? What was wrong with raisins that something wasn't right.

Then he'd have a meltdown. He'd eat up to 20 raisins in a single meal, no matter how terrible. It would eat you up because you'd never feel anything. Maybe you tried it and didn't feel raisins anymore, or it wasn't in the fridge. Whatever you decided to call it, the thing that was eating you was the raisin-food industry, and it'd eat you alive. "Is anyone there?!" asked one of my friends, in a panicked whisper. There was a group of us around then. I still know people who have had such breakdowns.

It wasn't just food. My friends also got sick more often, like they developed a bacterial infection for the first time, and they couldn't eat for days. One girl who had been eating raisins for eight years developed a rare lung ailment. She had all these fever attacks and they were horrible, and her doctor said that if she couldn't get any food in her eyes
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boxington
05/30/19 11:53:31 PM
#411:


SailorGoon posted...
boxington posted...
guts, casca, and Griffith of the Guts Squadron.

When Echidna finally returns, it leads her to attack the other Angels, but Griffith uses her as a pawn in his scheme by telling her that he would bring Griffith to him the dead, which she does, but it only works because the real Griffith was already there. She was forced to watch Guts, whom she was told was dead, die.

While Echidna is holding off the Angels, Griffith says to himself "The only hope left here is us... You mustn't make me look dumb when I say these things. I know now, I will become your greatest enemy." Then, he flies away.

The Guts Squadron's return Edit

When the other Angels attacked and killed them, Griffith said to Casca, "Look at me! If I fail then all of our hope - our lives, our livelihood - is destroyed. I know you must not look down upon me, Casca. But after you give up your blade, you are the only person left that I can trust."

He said this before being attacked by Vandalieu.

In the story arc "Bones and Steel", in Chapter 20 Casca and the others escape from the Guts Squadron, although Casca is a little injured, but has no idea how the final mission

Now I shall set aside a good portion of my day to read as much Berserk fan fiction from that site as possible.

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DarkRoast
05/30/19 11:56:03 PM
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Snorlax hating raisins and telling people they can't eat them, then having a meltdown and eating 20.... So real.
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DarkRoast
05/31/19 4:00:08 PM
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How is babby formed?

"Babby is when you use the bib on the first breast and insert the ribbing of the bra on the back of the body."

How is bibbobbby formed?

"Bibbobbity is when you insert the bibbs on the first breast and insert the ribbing on the back of the body."

How does bibgubbbobbityform?

"BibgubbBobbityis when you insert the bibbs on the first breast and insert the ribbing on the back of the body. It is also called bibbababook and bibbabbabookbibbobbity."

What's the difference between bibbobbobbity and bibbabobbity?

The Bobbobbity FAQ explains:

"The bibbobbbity is the same as bibbob or the bibb or the b, except for the b being a different color.

The bibbobbobbity is called bibbob because it is shaped like a b,

The bibbob bbob can be used on both sides or one side and no. In fact, this type of bibb
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ThyCorndog
05/31/19 4:49:47 PM
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rub a dub dub... three men in a tub You get an omelette. Just kidding. You get a steak. What? An egg for your birthday. That's it. You get 10 pieces of cake. That's it... You get 20 pounds of steak and sausage. Now go eat it. You get a fish fry, shrimp soup, chicken sashimi and sushi. No, it's just the two of you. You get a dessert - chocolate chip cookies. That's right! You get a chocolate chip cookie, chocolate chip pudding, chocolate chip cupcakes... you get it? You get a dessert - chocolate chip cookies, chocolate chip pudding, chocolate chip cupcakes. No, it's just the two of you. You get four kinds of sushi (fish to order). You get a fish fry in the shape of the dragon. Or your dog. You get a dragon. You don't want to take it. Now leave them by the side. You get a meal, like your grandma, a sandwich, maybe even a cookie. You get a meal, like your grandma, a burger, maybe even a piece of pineapple. Maybe more. You get a burger in the shape of a dragon. Take it.
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IfGodCouldDie
05/31/19 4:55:17 PM
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Make me smile, or else! That's right, I'm going to make me smile. Oh, I'm not so stupid, are you? Why do you always call me that? Why do you always call me something? I can see you, you don't get it, it's an illusion. And now I can see, but not as well as you do. It's so big, I don't even know how to look at it. Please, someone be nice to me, somebody please feel me. I will beg you, please. Please put your hand on my back. You're so wonderful. I'm trying, I'm trying to get up, I'm trying to push you around. But please, I won't be afraid anymore. I won't be afraid after I feel you on my back. I won't let you go now. Are you scared? Are you scared because you can't see me? Good. No, I'm not, I'm not scared. Just look at me, I want you to look at my face, and then you touch me, and then you say something? Now you touched my face and then said something? Oh, did you touch my lips and make kiss marks? You have great taste! Did you just give me some tasty tongue? Let me see. Just take your hands off me and I will tell you everything
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Strider102
05/31/19 5:00:43 PM
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Negan hits Rick with Lucille, then takes Rick's gun. He goes out and takes out a bunch of guards at the nearby gates and, when Daryl and Glenn return, the zombies start fleeing from the scene for their own safety. Daryl kills Andrea before she can kill Rick. He then enters the room and starts shooting Andrea. The camera stays on the blood-covered floor for a moment after seeing Carl dead. The next shot is of Tara, who lies on the floor with her eyes open as her brother walks off camera. He then steps onto a pile of corpses for the next picture of him. The next shots of Tara are of Eugene, sitting in an empty chair in a dark room.

He appears to kill a number of zombies before being killed by someone else, including the one in "Bombs Away!" When Rick comes into the room, he sees Tara with Carl. He kills Tara, and then watches as Rick is attacked by a group of zombies that include Michonne, David (whom Daryl also kills), and Judith. He watches as they all die as he stands in front of them. He comes to and takes the gun from the bodies for his final shot at them. He then falls on the chair and is killed by David. The remaining zombies in the room get shot by the others, then come to as Daryl shoots them with a rocket launcher. He

My god, get this site to write the Walking Dead Scripts for now on please.
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ThyCorndog
05/31/19 5:08:35 PM
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Just how trash is MGSV? I've been wondering since yesterday when I stumbled onto this game (via Nintendude ), how it stacks up to other trash based games. To that end, here's how MGSV stacks up: MGSV is trash. I've taken the time to dig through the game's code: MGSV runs itself on Windows at 40% cpu and uses 256MB of RAM. The game contains roughly 25MB of code and is split up into several levels. The intro is roughly 200KB (roughly 0.25MB of code). The next 50KB are the combat code (roughly 0.2MB). The final 50KB is the menus code (roughly 5MB). The rest of the code is garbage (mostly in the form of "toplevel", the game's menu). That final 50MB is basically unused code and doesn't have a major impact on the overall game. This is the bulk of that final 50MB that is used for the story/combat. If we divide this final 50MB by the code, the impact is ~33%, which is a huge difference.
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Strider102
05/31/19 5:12:15 PM
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John Wick walks into an animal shelter when he discovers he just saved the animals from having their throats slit and they want to see him. He quickly makes an effort to help the animals and explains why he saved them and what has come of the humans.

The next episode shows weirder animals than those seen in the first episode before:

What's the deal with that fish, anyway? Oh yeah, it looks just like the one from an episode earlier where an escaped prison warden used his magic to transform himself into a giant lion and hunt down and capture a bunch of birds. Oh well, it was one of these episodes when he made up this story about his love for lions; he really did go all Dr. Whale on the birds. (I wonder if he's still up to his old trick of having birds swoop down and snatch them out of their nests?) The lion didn't come out with any help from the warden, but that's because he knew just what to expect and it just ended up being a pretty sweet episode, thanks in part to some great production values, but in most cases because you don't need more of him.

Now don't get me wrong, these animals will do things because they have something to share with their rescuers, like what they saw on The X-Files episode, "The Search" which is, you guessed it

John Wick 4 confirmed
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Error1355
05/31/19 5:17:34 PM
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This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and what I have for you today is a real thing happening. It's a common law civil action. It involves the US government's seizure and use of the email encryption program by Verizon.

The case involves the seizure and use of encrypted data communications. One in three Americans had not chosen a secure account for their emails from 2007 until 2010, when the government discovered that a few hundred thousands of Verizon customers had chosen to communicate behind the company's encryption system.

A large number of these customers had chosen to do so through a simple system called Verizon Mailbox Services. But not all. What is the impact of Verizon's alleged failure to protect consumers' communication?

Verizon Mailbox Services has been the default mechanism by which consumers have chosen to communicate using mobile phone technology for several decades. In 2004, the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) issued a subpoena for the emails of Verizon customers. In the end, the Justice Department found that, since the early days of the Internet, a certain number of customers had provided no information to Verizon so the company could turn over their communications to law enforcement.

This was not a huge deal: the DOJ had only been investigating a single company, and none of the individuals they had targeted were active users of the service.
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Strider102
05/31/19 5:23:32 PM
#420:


Matt Damon punches Ben Affleck in the face.

In the last few episodes of the second season, Ben Affleck shows off his new glasses, which allow him to see in greater detail how his face reacts. When he explains that one of the glasses, which enables him to see through walls, is also his "best friend", it's kind of a big reveal. The new glass is called the Ben Affleck Glass , and its description also says things about the character: Ben Affleck, the actor who is better known for playing Batman (or Superman), is best friends with Tony Stark (the character who's seen as the ultimate supervillain in Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy). While the glasses themselves are not visible to others, Ben Affleck does wear the glasses as a protective measure and as a disguise for what he's doing. That's where the question comes up: If Tony Stark can see through the Ben Affleck Glass, so can Ben Affleck. So how is the mask-wearing, anti-social superhero allowed to see past Batman's protective lenses?

The answer isn't a sudden appearance, it's a gradual transformation. By the last episode, Ben Affleck is wearing Batman's glasses; in last season Batman's glasses just didn't make sense to him (the story's ending was about the fallout from his glasses' destruction). So what does this mean?
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DarkRoast
05/31/19 6:51:07 PM
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"You're a gay wizard, Harry!" Hagrid exclaimed excitedly. Harry turned to stare. Hagrid had a funny way of bringing up interesting subjects and this one had him smiling. Harry nodded and nodded a bit, trying to be all business. "How old are you?" Harry asked, not looking up. "A hundred and eight," Hagrid answered, giving him a smile despite the fact it was so obvious. "Are you a child and a wizard?" Harry asked with a nod, not really knowing what to say after the two of them had seemed to be heading in opposite directions for about a hour. "You'll find out," Hagrid promised with a wink. "Just keep your eyes open, and don't tell anyone." The young wizard turned back to Harry and made the old wizard a pat on the shoulder. "You know, I wonder why I always have to do this. Now you can keep your eyes open, but you're not going to tell anyone." "Why me?" Harry asked with a wide grin. "Well, I've been told you'd be a big sister to them. Even though that's quite unlikely. Do you know you've never been married?" "I haven't had a first date," Harry admitted, grinning again. "So we can say I'm married, you know. And I've never had a boyfriend." Harry's
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DarkRoast
05/31/19 7:05:50 PM
#422:


Ganondorf had the largest pornography collection in Hyrule. He is also the most famous pedophile. This allows him to recruit the most young men into his ranks. Ganondorf and Zelda often engage in sexual intercourse and have sex with each other when the king is on a vacation.

One of Ganondorf's many conquests[1] Ganondorf is one of the few individuals of prominence in the Hyrule kingdom who do not regard themselves as human beings.[2] He is a master craftsman with a flair for the dramatic and shows no hesitation regarding the destruction of innocent objects, despite this. Ganondorf knows, however, that people can be hurt by his machinations. Ganondorf's vast collection consists of sexual acts with girls as young as eight years old. After rescuing his daughter Princess Zelda, Ganondorf made her his master and allowed her to attend school at the kingdom's highest school, Hyrule Castle Town. He also gave her a room, although her room was not as luxurious as that of her brothers, Link and Zelda.[3]

What a sick bastard
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IfGodCouldDie
05/31/19 7:07:28 PM
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Yea that one was pretty fucked up lol
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WilliamPorygon
05/31/19 10:10:21 PM
#424:


Too many people are stupid these days. They are blind to the power and importance they play. And the smarter they become, the more stupid they become. So when someone calls you stupid, or suggests you don't understand anything because you've never held a job like a journalist, or suggests you're dumb because you can't understand anything because your brain has never done all the research so you can't understand anything and that you should learn a foreign language because you're dumb, it's not going to stop."

Cox has always made the effort to be intelligent but also careful and careful about what he says. "I get the idea that if you want to have a job, you want you can get a job at the big banks, you want to get a job at Goldman Sachs. That's a good job, that's a decent-paying job. But my thought is when I see that this job is so clearly not for me I don't want this then I can see why people aren't able to work that hard. They can't get a job that clearly does not allow them to do what they like."

At some level, Cox must be correct, but if so, he is correct that the job market is broken, and that more people need to make money to be able to afford the education they need to make a future that can't happen
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DarkRoast
05/31/19 11:44:52 PM
#425:


What is the meaning of life?

Life is not to be lived inside a box. Instead of thinking life is simple, think of life as a vast world full of complexity which includes the individual, the universe, and all the laws of nature.

This is the very essence of life. Do people think that the world is more complex? Or more simple? To live in a box is to live inside an illusion. To be an empty shell is to live with a feeling of emptiness which we are in possession of. We are just inside the illusion. How is it we are given an illusion of being a person, when our soul is empty and we can never see where our soul goes? Why do we live? For the most part we just live because we are born into a condition of existence which is designed to make us feel alive. To live in a box or to believe that our existence is somehow "meaningless" is to live and not to realize that our existence is a purposeful expression of existence.

What does the meaning of life mean? I don't know what it means! I am going to take a step back and let you decide for yourself. What makes you feel alive? If you are feeling alive and you have nothing to be happy about, then you believe that life is just another game and that life itself is something like an illusion.
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Error1355
06/01/19 7:22:48 AM
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Beep Bep-Boop! (1983) - A boy named Andy accidentally bumps into a giant robot which he accidentally destroys. The machine returns to life and attacks Andy. Andy escapes through the air, but the robot is too powerful and fires a blast that kills Andy. A group of men come and attempt to save him, but he is already dead.
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/01/19 7:34:31 AM
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What's your favorite way to take a shit? Mine is to stand next to me and wait for the shit to go down. It's a little awkward, but the experience is so much better with the bathroom than by your ass."

I asked whether they had a rule about how often they washed their ass. They said that they used to wash in the showers, but couldn't take the time to wash their ass during the week because they had to do work with their legs. Since they were now clean, and had the time to go to the shower more often, they went away and did a lot less work. This time last month, the only time they went on vacation was to take it easy. The only time they took time off was if they were injured, because they didn't want their injuries to become visible during vacation. Since they didn't have to deal with as much discomfort while they were in Hawaii, they spent a lot less time at a resort resort than they had on the vacation.

It has been interesting to compare their vacations to those I've taken with my children. One difference, they always had some sort of vacation. On their current trips they have a little bit of a break in between visits, and then a few months after to see a few friends. On the other trips, like on the past summers I've taken, the girls stay longer at
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MacadamianNut3
06/01/19 7:37:03 AM
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I'm a sick fuck I like a quick fuck. A quickie?">>\ <<nm $player "Hmmm...that sounds fun.">>\ ''$sister.name nods in agreement before pulling away.'' <<love $player 1>> <<lust $sister 1>> <<dom $player 5>> <<horny 0>> [[Continue|Script-Start]] <</replace>>\ <<if $sister.control.mfw>>\ <<set $player.flag.slut to false>>\ <<click "Go further">> <<replace "#flag">>\ <<nm $sister "No, no, no...">>\ <<nm $player "What... You wanna go deeper? You want me to take you to our room?">>\ ''You jump to action.'' <<lust $sister 1>> <<dom $player 5>> <<horny 0>> <<subdom $player 5>> [[Go deeper|Script-Continue]] <</replace>>\ <</click>>\ $player.flag = true>>\ <<set $player.flag to false>>\ <</if>>\ </span>\ <!--==============================================================-->\ <!--==============================================================-->\ <<case "1">>\ ''You stand before your sister's room door, the door creaking with the effort of the tension, and her face looks up at you.'' <<nm $player "Um, okay
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MacadamianNut3
06/01/19 7:46:36 AM
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She got a big booty so I call her big booty. She got a big booty so I call her big booty. It was real big...It was big booty. So, I was like, 'Let's call her a booty.' And it wasn't just my brother...it was everybody else and everybody I saw and everybody I talked to."

Carson has been praised for his hard work in the locker room and for the way he handled an aggressive physical sparring match with the Los Angeles Rams' Mike Vick during the third preseason game, with Carson's "tough" nature being compared to that of veteran NFL quarterbacks. "It takes more mental fortitude than anything else," Carson told reporters at a press conference. "When Mike Vick did it last year, you know, that guy, man, he couldn't do that again." At the end of Carson's press conference, Carson said, "Just because it hurts doesn't mean it doesn't hurt."

When Carson spoke to the press for the first time about Vick following the team's locker room altercation, he cited several instances of Vick's aggressive approach and the "terrible" treatment of Vick by players at other clubs in the league:

On former 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick and his protest last season:

"I think, man, all you have to do is look at his
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Error1355
06/01/19 7:47:14 AM
#430:


Bioware was closed today after EA decided to just open a casino for kids.

While EA has said it can continue to develop its games without the help of the company's main license-holder Bethesda those games like Mass Effect 3 and the Dragon Age series are going to be closed down over the next couple of days, with no word on whether or not this will be the case for EA's games as well.

This move marks the end to a period of time when games like Mass Effect 3 and Oblivion would often be locked, meaning that their players simply wanted to play the games without having to spend real money.

That means that in the case of Mass Effect 3 at least, the studio will have to shut down the entire game just to satisfy customers. That's not an unreasonable request.

The situation of Mass Effect 3 is even more extreme following Mass Effect 2, a game that had more or less kept a lid on any sort of sales for years because the series creator wanted his series to reach as many players and fans as possible as fast as he could.

When The Last Of Us was released in 2009 to critical acclaim, the game's sales were on par with what it is today. However, The Last of Us, due to its ending and the events that would happen in that game as well as the way that gamers would react to the ending
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Hexenherz
06/01/19 7:49:59 AM
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I have seen the FNORDs. They are pretty bad! You have a chance to use them and I can also shoot them." A sniper soldier.

In his first mission "It is impossible to beat an FNORD." In the first mission "If you are prepared for FNORD, you are well-prepared for any soldier." Speaking to players.

"With this weapon, you will not survive for long." Hoping for an enemy to use a FNORD incorrectly.

M16A3

M16A3 Carbine

MSRP $799

"If you can take a soldier, but they are not fighting for a reason, then what are you fighting for at all?" Speaking to players.

"The M16A3 is for the man on the run. It is the rifle for any member of the military." Speeching to a soldier in a public place.

In a public place.

"He looks so tough, but he doesn't seem to be the most dangerous person in the world." Speeching to a male player.

In a public place.

M1891A1 M1911

M1911 Pistol

MSRP $2,499

A suppressed version of the famous "Patriot revolver

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06/01/19 7:57:19 AM
#432:


lmfao at #428
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Hexenherz
06/01/19 8:03:27 AM
#433:


I want Judge Marilyn Milian to sit on my face.

I want Judge Milian to know that when she talks about these cases, these people have been murdered.

I want her to know that when she says, "That's a hate crime," she means it.

I want her to know that the people of Cleveland have suffered and it's our time to heal because they've felt their homes broken into.

I want her to be heard.

I ask that you, as a citizen of Cleveland and the citizens of Cleveland, be an important part of this investigation.

I ask that you support our investigators so we can get to the bottom of these cases.

I ask that you share your thoughts, because no doubt I have.

I hope you will share that with anyone at all who's listening or listening to this, because there is no question that the city of Cleveland feels betrayed. And I know for a fact that a lot of people here and around the world feel betrayed either by the city of Cleveland or the county prosecutor who handled the last murder case here at my request. These two individuals need to resign. I think it's not fair, but we have to have the power to put justice behind us.

I do, then, appreciate the fact that I can ask any reasonable person in this room the questions that
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06/01/19 8:12:29 AM
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baby, you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend of mine. What about you?"

"I like my privacy. I like being invisible."

"Good. Now then, how do you feel about my friend Max. I am going to find him."

"I have heard that you were a member of the Black Legion when I was in the Legion, and I am aware that there is a long history between the two of you. How do you feel about living with a Black Legionnaire?"

"I have spent the last century of my existence as a member of the Black Legion's elite task force known as Dark Avengers. When we first became aware of the Legion's existence Max and I were the first of the Legion's sworn foes to be seen in the Black Market, and he was the first member to be identified as the source of our first death. Max has been the focus of our greatest threats since that time. When the first members of the Legion went rogue, the most dangerous Legion would be unable to stop him, and we as Black Avengers were left with the task of protecting our friends from our enemies. The most dangerous of our friends.

"The moment I met Max I knew he was worth more than we could ever understand. We all would have left this universe if we had known a thing about him. Yet
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06/01/19 8:22:09 AM
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I heard that cracking your knuckles can cause you to have a headache, so I did it."

Hearing the news, he thought about having a headache as well, but decided to be quiet while he finished eating his meal. The sun had already set, so he could not be bothered eating much while thinking about something.

It became dusk soon after that. At one corner of the room, a small room with a bed, chairs, and a TV, a black shadow loomed. "Good morning, Mika-chan. I was wondering if it could be good for your health." The silhouette that came from behind the TV was a cute boy wearing dark clothes, with glasses perched on his nose, with a pair of black-and-white glasses.

"It is good for me."

On the sofa, the other guests were seated around the same time, except that none of them could hear anything.

The girl who had brought food, looked like she did not want this so much. At an angle, her back was turned. If I had taken notice of her earlier, I would have guessed that the girl was going back to sleep, after having had a long day. She was a bit anxious, but she also gave off a pretty smile.

The boy dressed in the brown pants and shirt, wearing a beanie covered by a
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/01/19 9:24:10 AM
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In the latest news from the White House, president Donald Trump explains which Crayola crayons are his favorite and why yours are inferior.

1. A little bit of everything. That's what President Donald Trump had in mind when he was asked what color crayons are his favorite.

The president has long been fond of crayons of varying colors: purple, pink, blue, green, teal, white. While most people agree that the colors were chosen to evoke a particular feeling or memory, Trump is among those who prefer one of several colors pink, pink, blue, or blue-black.

"You can paint your face in a variety of shades, but what you really want are the colors that look most like a picture of someone's hand on your arm that is how I do it," said Trump, responding to a question on the subject as he sat on a beach in Orange County this past weekend.

2. He's been known to use the crayon in several places around the world:

The United Arab Emirates. The U.S. Capitol of the United States. The Supreme Court of the United States on the lawn of the U.S. Supreme Court, in the nation's capital. The Trump International Hotel on Madison Avenue.

3. There are some crayon varieties he's fond of
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06/01/19 9:31:57 AM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
In the latest news from the White House, president Donald Trump explains which Crayola crayons are his favorite and why yours are inferior.

1. A little bit of everything. That's what President Donald Trump had in mind when he was asked what color crayons are his favorite.

The president has long been fond of crayons of varying colors: purple, pink, blue, green, teal, white. While most people agree that the colors were chosen to evoke a particular feeling or memory, Trump is among those who prefer one of several colors ? pink, pink, blue, or blue-black.

"You can paint your face in a variety of shades, but what you really want are the colors that look most like a picture of someone's hand on your arm ? that is how I do it," said Trump, responding to a question on the subject as he sat on a beach in Orange County this past weekend.

2. He's been known to use the crayon in several places around the world:

The United Arab Emirates. The U.S. Capitol of the United States. The Supreme Court of the United States on the lawn of the U.S. Supreme Court, in the nation's capital. The Trump International Hotel on Madison Avenue.

3. There are some crayon varieties he's fond of


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Error1355
06/01/19 10:28:55 AM
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I used to think it was disgusting but in the end I really ended up enjoying it. I'm not big on violence, so I didn't like that, however I feel the same way when I see other people get beaten or abused. It's a part of growing up as a person."

"I didn't really think about it, but I'll never forget when I was really young, just watching my father beat up a woman. His wife would scream as she did it. That was when I saw what it meant to be weak and vulnerable. I had to find a path that didn't hurt anyone, even when I was a little kid."

wtf

Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands. Wash the outside of the plastic. Wash the inside of the plastic. The top of the plastic is going to be wet with grease and dirt. In some cases, cleaning them will be the best way out of this. These pieces will need regular maintenance. The plastic should look clean and new.
You need some more grease! Use this grease scraper in your sink or in your washing machine...to get rid of grime. I use this grease scraper as well. Then you can get out your old paint, and the grime will start to peel off.
Take off the plastic. I use a paper towel or napkin to get those off just as well. Take out some of the grease.
You're going to want to remove some of the grease because the plastic is going to be coated with this grease every time you take it off the plastic, so it's going to be around for the long run. You're going to need to dry it off and use a grease scraper, if you have one. We're going to be using a grease scraper because we want the grease, and we're going to want regular cleaning.

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boxington
06/01/19 10:36:24 AM
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you haven't thought about the smell, you bitch!" she shouted."It doesn't taste bitter," said Kiel. I guess you couldn't have a glass of water with that?" Kiel laughed.He was already getting dressed before I went to take her to bed, but she said if I wore this to bed she'd know I saw him, and they'd share every bed. He'd walk past my bed and up onto that big wooden bed that my dad slept on and ask. But instead of going up and down on the bed, he would say things like, "That's a hot dog, man, take it down. That's a hot dog, man, take it down," and then climb the bedside table to put a hotdog down. The whole time I think he was asking: "What's on your bed when you're out there, what's on your bed, when you're sleeping?" I'd tell him where I slept and it'd go away. When he finally stopped asking so many things because he was getting bored with me, after every shower or when I went down to the kitchen for something from our favorite bakery, it would come up, as if for the very first time, "Oh man, you smell like a dog. The man on your back, he smells like a dog. You have that thing, you have that smell of a dog." I
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ThyCorndog
06/01/19 11:07:34 AM
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Booty clap. Booty booty clap. Booty clap. Lemme hear that booty clap. **************

*Guitars are coming from the kitchen, clap clap clap clap.

You can hear "clap clap clap clap clap" on the radio. I just wish it was from you.

This is from the song "In The Shadow Of My Love":

Clap clap clap clap. Booty clap clap clap clap. I'm a real, real booty clap, clap clap clap clap. All day, I'm a real, real booty clap, we're making music out of 'em, I'm a real, real booty clap.

This song has some great parts here. I love the vocal "we're making music out of some of your, "

This is when Booty clap starts in the background of this song. You can hear a little guy dancing on the walls, I love Booty clap.

This is where the first verse starts to come out:

Clap clap clap clap booty clap clap booty clap clap clap. There's some clap clap clap clap.

Mandy sings.

Mandy: (It's Booty clap, this is Booty clap) (That's Booty clap)

And she sings all this great booty clap at end.

Thanks to kal, bakar, mary hanson, riis rhodes for correcting these lyrics.

Writer(s): DAVID ANTON
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Error1355
06/01/19 11:51:47 AM
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God why does my stomach hurt so bad? Did something happen to my liver? I hope you feel better soon."

"It's alright, I feel better now I have some fresh air."

"What, you're a zombie right?"

"Uh, no. Just wondering..."

The game begins when Riko is taken and she is placed in the player's body. Players must kill enemies in order to get into the game.

A list of enemies and monsters appears on the ground. Riko will attack any enemies that come within 10 meter until the first battle is declared. There are 20 enemies and 16 monsters (excluding the Riko herself) to choose from. Monsters will not stop attacking until they die, so there are multiple opportunities for Riko to kill them before time runs out. The game ends when a monster and Riko are in the "end" and no further enemies are left to be killed.

There is no save system in either Resident Evil 4 or its sequel. There isn't even a save button. Instead, you'll simply have to continue past the various rooms that you have to travel through.

Resident Evil 4 follows the Resident Evil formula. Each room has specific objectives for the player, each being a different threat to the player's survival or something similar. Enemies must be dealt with before they can advance.

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DarkRoast
06/01/19 12:56:17 PM
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The average Ron Weasley is unfuckable. The average Hermione Granger gets blasted with limitless Cedric Diggory dick. The average Severus Snape gets so horny he shoots a dozen videos of himself getting nailed by his friends.

And when you consider they are all completely fucking disgusting and just as fucking annoying, it makes the whole situation seem a lot more believable.

The second part of the story involves Severus's teacher-girlfriend (not to be confused with the infamous Professor Snape). She's a lascivious wanker who uses her ability to teach to keep Draco alive, and she was only in the library in case she lost his virginity. When this woman got fired she hired the girl Severus slept with while she was teaching because she thought Snape was the perfect choice and she figured she could use the sexiness of a wanker at the school like that. If she failed, well, then what? A few days later she has her new victim, and the two of them were fucking hard when Hermione showed up to school in jeans and a t-shirt to check on Snape.

The other part of the story is about how Hermione came, and we're going to learn what's up with Snape. She was working out and got lost, and then she stopped, decided to return home, and woke up with a terrible hangover and a hard cock in her mouth
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Lost_All_Senses
06/01/19 1:00:33 PM
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I pulled my weiner out of my hair and saw it was pretty full," says Darryl McElroy, who took the photo of Trump's hand on the Weiners' head. "But then I was like, he looks like he's in great shape."

Trump did not immediately respond to Fox's request for an interview.

The Weiners believe it was because they weren't wearing tight fitting clothing. In his speech, Trump gave a shout-out to the woman who gave him the weiner.

"The woman who gave me, she was a very small, I think, one or two, and she was wearing a size medium, and it didn't match," Trump said. "And the way your arms are being spreadso, look at that, she was wearing something a little bigger than a shoe. She looked like she should have been having more fun."

On Wednesday evening, at a rally in West Palm Beach, Florida, Trump defended his comments on Mexican immigrants taking jobs from Americans.

"What I'm saying is right now, I hate our companies that pay so little," Trump said. "You know, they pay so little in taxes, because they hire us so we don't need their jobs. We don't need what they pay us to do."

At the rally, he also said that some women "can

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Machete
06/01/19 1:02:01 PM
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"And woke up with a terrible hangover and a hard cock in her mouth" lmao
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Hexenherz
06/01/19 2:30:13 PM
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It's almost impossible to put this on Trump, but the candidate's supporters do it anyway.

In an interview with Fox News on Wednesday, Clinton noted Trump's history of using profanity as a talking point in his campaigns. Trump has said at least two of his favorite insults are "f-bombs" and "n-d-d," and Clinton also joked that what Trump's detractors think of him "would be like, how do you call a 10-year-old child a n-d-d?"

"I think it's a powerful idea," she said. "And I think in some way it's part of what we all do, which is go out and be ourselves -- in a campaign, people have a different approach to being themselves that can be pretty dangerous."

In an interview on the show on Tuesday night, when asked by
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06/01/19 2:31:37 PM
#446:


"I have a nine inch penis and it is erect," she said. "I think that's fine on its own. A guy with my kind of penis might not be willing to do it if they're a woman and they don't know." In fact, she said, if she thought the woman's man wanted to have sex with another man she would try it.
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EverDownward
06/01/19 2:35:45 PM
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This is too fucking neat, holy shit. In bold, below, is what I wrote. It's the start of a poem I wrote last year. The rest is entirely from the A.I.

Small murmurs, frail little things, tumble from the machine again", the little black holes, the flickering candles, and the flickering candles go away and disappear altogether with another whir. You hear nothing but the silence that follows it. It doesn't seem to matter. It doesn't matter. And so on. And on and so on. The more you turn the lights up, the more there are. You turn down the volume. Everything is more quiet and you fall asleep on your mattress, and when you wake up, you are back to full blast in the factory. It doesn't matter. The noise it makes doesn't matter.

The factory walls are thick with the black dust that collects in a vacuum from every corner. You climb over a ladder and into the darkness, the air around you becoming more and more dense and more and more and more, and the walls of the factory grow thicker and more disconcerting, and when you finally emerge, a few hours later, the walls of your home are gone and you are completely alone with your thoughts, which are not particularly good, but which are still better than the black dust. The factory walls are thick with every small and small little thing.

When you finally wake up, you are full of pain and you feel like you are going to throw up. But this is not true, although you may still be a little
"

There's something genuinely fantastic about this. Probably the first time I've ever felt excited at the prospect of an A.I.
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06/01/19 2:39:17 PM
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TC, thank you for introducing me to this.
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Error1355
06/01/19 2:43:39 PM
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TC, thank you for introducing me to this. If you would also be here when I came to India, what type of work environment would you encounter?

MAJOR: Most likely to say, a lot like in India, where everything depends upon the management of your resources, the number of consultants and experts is huge. On average in China you have 10 experts to a 10-bed house. In India you will need 10-15 specialists all the time if you're going for a large scale project like urban expansion, you're going to want the best experience possible and to have all of them provide a high level of knowledge that will be used in order to keep the project progressing.

As you say I work on the urban expansion project; my job is with the city administration, so I'd need a lot of knowledge in terms of what needs to be done, what works in order to get things done and what doesn't. What's the best way to handle this type of problem? How can an independent group of experts handle this with the city administration and be able to be more collaborative with them? How can the city administration handle this kind of challenge?

As the CEO of one major private company in my industry I'm aware of the challenges of urban expansion in India with a lot of experts, but there are also a lot of smaller companies whose staff are working on urban expansion
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IfGodCouldDie
06/01/19 2:46:01 PM
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Everyone poops the bed."

"And all the things you see in your life."

"Well, now it's your life and you are the only one doing it right."

"We don't need your help."

And in a moment, both of them became happy, not just for someone to know about. In their eyes, every one was a gift from God.

"I want more," I promised.

And then I asked them: "Are you really okay with someone getting the end of your bed?"

When I was done with them, I asked my next customer about their bed. "I love the bed, they're beautiful" he said "And when they poop I get really upset."

There were even many people in the store (and maybe there was one person in front of me in the corner and her mother) who knew about my decision to make such a bed.

In my head, I told myself: "If you want me to help you buy some things, then why not give me some of your money too?" Even if I had asked them to buy them instead of me, I would never give that much money to someone who has no right to them. The only way they might use them is to take them from me and use them against me.

But no, instead they just
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06/01/19 2:47:51 PM
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So I walked into the work bathroom and the entire floor was covered in a dark, thick layer of steam that had to be either poured out over a fire or poured into the bathroom to put out. As I opened the door, I heard a soft click behind me that made my heart jump. A young woman, barely even a few years younger than I was, was standing there with her feet on the top bunk in front of her, looking over me with eyes that could not possibly be seeing past the walls. It must have been about a mile or so later that she put her feet up again and said "Oui!" and walked up the steps and straight over there to meet me. My heart fluttered at this. The warmth of her arms and the way she smiled and shook my hand all made me feel warm and safe all over again. I felt so proud of her. Ohh, so proud of her.

"Excuse me. You looking for a job?" she asked.

"Not what I'm looking for," I said.

"It's a job fair. They only give you $50 and I got a few days to get settled into the city and the job before that. So here you go."

She reached forward and grabbed my wrist with her free hand and began pulling me towards the back door of the building.
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06/01/19 2:49:09 PM
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Goku went super saiyan and destroyed Gohan after he knocked him down!

Afterward, the Trunks family left again, and Gohan wondered why Goku didn't have a sword, but they continued their adventures.

In another timeline, Gohan has found a world where it is safe to hunt humans, or even birds. Gohan also found his way to a planet where he is actually the ruler... but why Gohan was so different from normal humans is never explained. It is probably due to his mother's ability to fuse with him, but why it is that he was not able to do so to normal humans, and why he has not grown beyond his youthful age is only revealed later on

Dragon Ball Z

Main article: Dragon Ball Z In Super Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball GT, the Trunks family returns after leaving Earth after their previous lives. They are part of the family and are also related to the Earth King as well.

At the end of Future Trunks' timeline, Trunks was part of the team to fight with the Trusselli, but Goku and Pan also decided to leave.

Dragon Ball Xenoverse

Main article: Dragon Ball Xenoverse Gogeta is a young boy who is seen by many people as the strongest warrior in the series. Gogeta first appeared in Dragon Ball Z: Superson
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Error1355
06/01/19 3:20:00 PM
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It's nearly 3:30 PM and time to go home," he told us. We asked him if we could stay through to another meeting, but he said he didn't know for sure he would be staying there with us. That night, two other students stayed there. One stayed out late, and the other stayed in his room. Both woke up earlier that morning.

This is typical. I've gone up at around 1:05 pm when most students are asleep, get them up about a minute late, leave, do what I can, call back to them later, and then make arrangements to be late again once we get back to my apartment. I've also gone up at about 3:10 PM to get some breakfast before the class starts, as I tend to like to eat before class ends. My parents don't agree that we should go out too early. They would prefer a much earlier start time, though, so the two of us stay on until 5:15, and then get ready for our classes from there. If we can't get out before class, I'm OK with that. I'm trying to be mindful of when we decide to leave that first of the week.

What I've noticed most over the last few weeks is a feeling of guilt over leaving the table when we do get up. One reason is that I haven't had enough time
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boxington
06/01/19 7:20:22 PM
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believe it or not, George isn't at home anymore, but this place is very much his family. The guys from the show "The Odd Couple" were all out for breakfast yesterday, and that guy was just so mean to David. It sounded like he was ready to leave, when he said, "Do you mind coming with us? We haven't seen you since June." Well, it turned out they're both still in town for a couple of weeks, so what did they say? Then he was very upset and said, "My wife and I are staying for a while. You do what you want on the farm. Now go." It was really horrible, but it's funny because when he started saying those things, everyone at the house knew what was going on. We'd all been there together for five or six years. We were like 'oh my God' or 'oh my god, David, don't do this to me' "It just pissed off him. We had been thinking he had a chance to stay but he was really making us look crazy to his friends. He kept on saying things like, 'I'm not going to keep playing golf if you're not going to stay with me the rest of the time.' That was really tough."

One of David's friends said how David would go out to dinner and stay just in
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