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Jim Sterling has been found guilty.

He is the co-founder of the notorious racist internet forum 4chan - which has turned into the most popular "menswear" forum in the US.

Image copyright Getty Images Image caption Mr Sterling's appeal was successful

He faced up to three years in prison after he was found guilty in the Northern Ireland court of soliciting a 15-year-old girl under the guise of buying lingerie online.

The 16-year-old girl testified at the trial and told of her experience of Mr Sterling's messages.

"Every time you want to do something you read the message first and look at all the pictures attached. You really get used to it. It's a funny thing - if you read an image and look at it with your mind and with your soul it really changes."

At the start of the trial he was serving a two-year sentence in prison in Ballymoney.

But he was taken off licence after the prosecution revealed he had been abusing an 11-year-old girl and had also posted images of two "lover" girls on 4chan.

On Friday after a two-day trial, Mr Sterling was found not guilty.

He returned to court today (9 November) and could be sentenced as early as tomorrow, it was reported.
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Once upon a time, an ancient wizard named Sha-Lan was the reigning wizard of the city of Quandary, and held that position until his death in 841 NE. Although an adept mage, he did not have the skills to use spells effectively, as his magic power is very strong. When Sha-Lan's son, Sha-Ori , was born into power, he was able to utilize Sha-Lan's magic for some purpose. Unfortunately, Sha-Sol-Ori had never learned how to use magic in any sort of fashion, and was far too strong in magic for his age of six. Therefore, Sha-Ori became the Lord of Death. He was able to kill almost every man, woman, and child in Quandary, killing many by the thousand when he was a child. He was even able to defeat an old lady at age six who had fought the undead during Sha-Lan's reign . Sha-Ori was not defeated and his city was turned into a cemetery, and only Sha-Sol-Ori's body can be found today. Sha-Sol-Ori is also thought to have used a dark wizard named Sha-Shaun to fight and hold power for centuries, and as an evil sorcerer, he was responsible for over a hundred death-k
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Hitmonlee kicked Pikachu so hard that the grass was blasted away.
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Strider102 posted...

He meets the legendary Valkyrie Noctis at the end of the game and uses her for his own purposes and later makes peace with her. He then becomes best friends with FFXIV: Risen 2: Demon's Souls.

Holy moly
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Sabin is battling a train, things aren't looking good as the train inches closer. Suddenly, Sabin lifts the train into the air and fucking suplexes it into the ground when the lights go out. He picks himself up and says something about how he got fired and how he was just trying to help out and his boss is going to start to beat him up. When he says it doesn't work everyone starts going nuts in the office, including the boss. He gets up and turns around and starts to walk away.

In episode 17, it's revealed the boss had been getting beat up in the office and was still trying to fight Sabin. When everyone gets a little nervous, he tells them that now everyone can go to the police department and report him for what that bitch was doing (who the fuck is the boss anyway?). He says that everything he ever gets in the office gets him in jail, and people start to think he's lying about everything. Sabin gets pissed and goes into some more intense anger. He says "Look, this is how it gets done. Your boss ain't gonna like me no matter what I do. You got to understand... the law calls this 'defensive assault,' and I was on that train this goddamn morning."

In episode 18, Sabin was seen standing at his office door when the light went out. He says "
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I literally typed "I like to play tennis for a living." and got something very disturbing at the end... lets just say it has to do with rape and pedophilia. I'm disturbed badly by this thing.
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Snorlax body slammed Pikachu so hard right after landing that Pikachu flew backwards out of the ground and into the water, a shockwave was visible. A large chunk of the roof collapsed and Pikachu landed on its side, with the remainder of the house still falling onto it. It hit the ground with a roar and Pikachu's large head flew over the edge
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Prestoff posted...

I literally typed "I like to play tennis for a living." and got something very disturbing at the end... lets just say it has to do with rape and pedophilia. I'm disturbed badly by this thing.

I wrote "is six inches enough?" and it made up a horrible news story of a guy raping a 6 year old so I didnt post it
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Harry Potter stuck his wand up Voldemort's butthole, and a loud explosion followed with Voldemort's nose being blown off.
"Oh, shit! Now the world falls into anarchy!"
"Mmm it looks like he's been hit quite a bit, doesn't it?" The man thought to himself, and then looked at his watch. Once again, Voldemort's nose had blown off.
"Oh shit! He still has the Time Turner, I guess he can't escape again until he tries it himself."
"W-what is it now... what are we doing?!" Harry asked.
"Get on the ground, Harry." the man growled. "I will come back in a moment and tell you some more things."
Harry opened his mouth to protest when he felt something poking his stomach. He turned at the sound of someone screaming and was shocked to see Hermione's legs being torn off by a large knife that had apparently been used by Voldemort to dismember them.
"Oooooohhhh!" Hermione screamed at the scene; the boy who was screaming his head off just seconds before, had his own legs ripped off with a knife that was so long that it would have pierced through his own flesh if it weren't for its metal grip.
Hermione was then pulled off the ground by her legs and then pulled up by a red, hairless
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Erin Esurance kissed Flo from Progressive Insurance Company by their first meeting. Their first lovebirds had become close friends, and it would not be long before Flo was sharing stories about her old life with Erin, including how she once had a boyfriend whom she later killed.

Erin and Flo had gone missing during the night of October 27, 1986. They had been found not too far from their house and police had spent the next months investigating.

Two weeks later, on November 22 (as Erin awoke to find Flo sleeping in the living room), her best friend had been found dead in her father's car. It took detectives weeks before he was arrested for the homicide.

On February 14, 1987, a second body was found in the river near the site of their first murder scene -- the victim's daughter. In the hours after she vanished, she began telling friends and co-workers what happened to her mother from the day she left the house at around 3:20 PM to the time she was found that day.

On April 8, 1989, a third body was found in the stream in front of a gas station, the victim's boyfriend, Steven Gautzberger. He was charged criminally with murder and later committed suicide, according to local reports.

The mystery continued, however, as the family spent months waiting for additional leads, while the public

Wow that turned dark
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The alola league winner's main theme is "Falling in love with the sea." He's the hero and heroine. A beautiful, confident, very pretty guy. All around a great character. He might be the only one that can win.

Q.

Can I ask you why you did such good work in getting Nido to evolve into Alolan Meowth?

A.

It's due to his nature. Nido has a strong will strength, but also good endurance. It has great power for its size, so Alolan Meowth is very tough and sturdy, but also a strong fighter that's very effective with its claws. So he's a very strong and resilient Pokmon. I knew that if I helped him evolve his nature, then it would help him even more.

Q.

But you can't change his personality or evolution, so I know you're having fun with the concept. But after this battle, I want to ask you. Please choose any one Pokemon on the battlefield: how would it change when you switch them with Alolan Meowth?

A.

Since we're in the water together, if he evolves into one of them, it's a little different, but I've already chosen two of them. Nido who evolved into a Wigglytuff and a Pidove.
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Solid Snake challenges David Hayter to a fight, but the former Kingpin doesn't seem to mind.

- The story is continuing with the introduction of new characters: Black Smoke, a clone of Metal Gear Solid's Snake who can transform into any one of his various forms with a single breath. He has an excellent ability to shoot energy beams from his mouth which can injure Metal Gear Solid players. They need to watch who their targets are, who will block the beams and when and why they're fired. This new character also becomes a key to the development of Metal Gear Solid 5, as they are part of the original plan for the series.

- There was a lot of action at this year's event and, to top it off, there were lots of amazing Snake merchandise released too!

- I got to meet fans from The Game Awards, including Rockstar's Chris White (who showed off the new Metal Gear Solid HD soundtrack at AGDQ) as well as some of the people who designed the Snake characters mentioned above...

- So here's to the long weekend! To commemorate the occasion, we're offering you a few prizes!

THE BIG ONE: You can win all the Snake merchandise from the Metal Gear Solid 4 Special Soundtrack and The Silent Hills DLC for only $300 each!

COME DINE:

1. The Metal
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Saitama punched Goku,

knocking him right back onto his feet. Gohan rushed over and tried to stop Saitama himself, but Saitama's fist simply ripped their swords off. Saitama laughed as Goku continued to run at full speed and grabbed his sword. Gohan managed to get back onto Saitama's feet. They were now fighting at the center of some grassy terrain with the wind whipping at them. Gohan was able to grab the edge of Saitama's right blade and pulled it down. This did not stop Saitama from taking advantage of the momentum to crush Goku's face with his sword while Gohan punched back, landing a good one on the sword.

Goku was on the verge of landing another punch when Gohan blocked. His hands flew up towards Gohan in attempt to get his energy back, but it was blocked by another elbow and then a straight right which knocked Gohan out. Saitama started to walk off with Soushiro again. Saitama threw his sword up at Soushiro, who blocked it with ease, but this time, the steel cut through Saitama's right arm and onto his back. Saitama grabbed his sword back and tried to stab Gohan with it, but Gohan jumped backwards, knocking Saitama into the ground to land a kick.

Saitama had gotten hurt as well with the impact at
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Ganondorf stormed into Hyrule Castle and took a giant shit in Zelda's toilet. However, it wasn't just Zelda in the toilet that Ganondorf had his hand on. Zelda had to cover up her face and gag to protect Ganondorf, and while Ganondorf had no problem defiling his pants in her face, he was also seen wiping his mouth and nose clean with another woman. Zelda also had to cover up her face, in an extremely painful situation as Ganondorf continued to lick her face while making disgusting comments about her appearance and her appearance being a "bitch," and to this very day doesn't know the girl's name.

Ganondorf's penis size of about 6-8 inches was huge enough for his crotch to protrude out. If Zelda had put just the right amount of pressure on Ganondorf's penis during their battle he may have ruptured her heart. Zelda then went to save Hyrule Castle, but she ended up with the hole filled in her stomach due to the damage inflicted onto the toilet and her face. While it is unknown what was done to her stomach due to Ganondorf's massive penis, it is unknown of any way that Zelda could have stopped Ganondorf's actions from occurring on her, or if Ganondorf was capable of touching her stomach or even touching in any way.
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Zelda had to cover up her face and gag to protect Ganondorf, and while Ganondorf had no problem defiling his pants in her face, he was also seen wiping his mouth and nose clean with another woman

Ganondorf has some weird kinks
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Even if that's not the case, I would prefer this bill fail, since I'd rather see a Democrat get this win instead" - Doom_Art

"I'm not voting for that bill because there's no chance of passing it anyway" - Pabst

"I think it should fail. I think that it should stop Obama, for sure." - Rifford

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This is the most important issue facing America today! It must be the beginning of the end from Obama and the Democrats, and if they are to defeat this and regain control of Congress, there must be a complete change in our political culture!" - RedPill

"It makes me sad to know that if it passes here, every Democrat in Congress will have lost their re-election bid if they get up there tonight!" - Mr. Rook

"It is simply unthinkable that the country would elect a president who has shown such contempt for the laws the people passed to keep us safe!" - BluePill

"I think the bill is a waste of time, and I'm sure it will be rejected. The American Constitution has no exceptions for President Obama and any such bill is bound to fail. In fact, I would go even further and
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Zero cuts Mega Man X's arm off with his saber and laughs evilly. X weakly raises his X Buster, aiming it at Zero. "Stop this now, Zero! I don't want to do this!" X exclaims. X is about to attack, but X is stopped by Zero, having sensed how much fear Zero has in him. X gets up in shock, believing Zero, and tries to use his X Buster, but gets pushed back by Zero's sword. Zero quickly cuts the sword, making X fall backwards. "I'm sorry!" X admits before Zero breaks Zero's arm off with his saber, saying that he did what he had to for the princess, who was now being chased and hurt. However, Zero stops X saying that if X is in pain, then the two of them would never be able to come to terms with their feelings.

In Episode 12, X meets a man who gives him a mask to wear. However, before they start looking at it in the morning, he realizes it was just a test-piece and asks for X to tell him about the princess's death. While he does this, X asks him how it happened, which X tells him is an old joke, but the last man he knew told him that one day he and Zero would meet, which X is very familiar with; he is also told that he would
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This is why Trump won
the popular vote. The election ended when Clinton got the necessary 270 electoral votes. But there is an additional complication it appears that the Supreme Court decided to keep an open mind on states' voting rights issues for a decade after the 2000 election, allowing some states, such as Kansas, and some states, such as Alabama and Mississippi, to enact restrictive photo ID laws that will disproportionately affect communities of color.

In particular, a majority of the states are currently considering laws that are designed to deny eligible voters an opportunity to vote the day before an election. Those laws have been enacted after a long period of time, even if they were struck down on appeal. But for these laws to have any effect, these states will have to pass a photo ID requirement for every eligible voter. These are laws that disproportionately affect African-American and Latino voters, because many are able to obtain a photo ID even for low-income people who don't pay their property taxes. Such laws also disenfranchise people of color, because black Americans vote overwhelmingly for Democrats, while Latino and other minorities are more likely to vote for President Trump. Many Republicans, who have long supported voting changes, will be reluctant to let Trump get away with these laws, even if they don't prevent him from enacting his vision of American politics.
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Charizard and Lucario:

Lucario: +2, and gains a free use of Volt Switch.

Charizard: +3, and gains a free use of Dragon Claw.

Mewtwo: +3, and gains a free use of Thunderbolt.

Mewtwo: +3, and gains a free use of Earthquake

Mewtwo: Cannot switch onto Mewtwo. Cannot use any special moves after the next turn, and gains another free use of the new move.

Tyranitar: +2, and gains a free use of Iron Head.

Tyranitar: Cannot use any special moves after the next turn, and gains another free use of the newly added move.

Tyranitar: +2, and gains a free use of Dragon Rage.

Tyranitar: Cannot use many special moves after the next turn, and gains a free use of the newly added move.

Yuffie:

Yuffie: -1, and gains a free use of Thunder Shock and Earthquake.

Yuffie: Cannot use many special moves.

Yuffie: +3, and gains a free use of Double Kick and Counter.

Yuffie: +3, and gains a free use of Confusion.
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Thanos's testicles were not functioning properly because he was unable to properly urinate properly, and he would have needed to use his bladder to urinate. The idea that his penis was leaking onto his underwear is ridiculous, unless he was having sexual intercourse. I just see it as the best example of a bizarre sexual act. It's just something the men doing the testes were able to do by having a penis with something like that that fits inside them. So now, if that's why his testicles are not functioning properly, then I need to hear how women with testes are doing. I am not sure how much I am likely to believe women doing the testes would have problems peeing without something actually in their hands.

We did a series of tests after this article was published to see what percentage of gay guys testicles were functioning properly. We found that about 20% were functioning like this, which seems pretty high to me. Since the majority of them are men (not sure if there are women out there who testes are functioning better), I am wondering if it's possible they are doing any of the things they are complaining about.

The study also noted that over 50% of straight guys had testicles that had no function for the average gay guy. That seems rather alarming to me, since that is so often the case for guys who have tested positive.
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Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like? The first thought that goes through your mind at about this point is, this is a bunch of shit, what am I doing? No, seriously, no, no, no...not really, but why would you do this? No real life reason. However, the next thing to mind is, wow, I'm really going to be in shape now...and by good I mean good, because seriously, my legs are about as strong as they've ever been, but the real reason for doing this is the fact that there was a big fat pile of money at hand that would need to be spent for my fitness plans. I've already gotten my first workout in, but I don't know how I feel doing anything other than cardio. The only time I really did my workout were when I was working out with friends, which is not really the most physically intensive activity in and of itself, but having a good workout is really important when you're looking to keep your body fat down. So yes, I would have loved to have done some cardio while I got these first workouts done. After spending so much time looking at the pictures of what my workout looked like, it's almost unbelievable how hard training is for me.
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Sorry guys but this topic is now about me.
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Girls just want to have fun
and not feel bad about what they like."

The study found that male participants preferred sex between men, including in their home environments, but female participants were generally less likely to prefer it with someone they don't know. They did find that they liked seeing female partners, but they also preferred them to be the ones making the love.

"Fertility is an exciting sexual experience, so it shouldn't be something that men shy away from even though there may be feelings of reluctance," says Chiriboga. "It really makes you think: "Is there another side, other parts to sex that I don't need to hear about? And maybe I'm doing this out of curiosity."

In the study, Chiriboga and her students created a sexual encounter they felt comfortable with.

"We wanted women," says Chiriboga.

One student, who had previously been single and was dating some boy and was sexually active with him, told the researchers she liked having men give her a blow job.

"I was confused and uncomfortable about that part of it," she told the researchers. "In my self-esteem I was really, really good at it, so I didn't ask them and it was okay to do this now."

Chiriboga says she had a great time finding men who were sex
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Veggeta X posted...

Sorry guys but this topic is now about me.

Veggeta X declared the topic his. He had been reading it for several seconds and then looked at it with the intensity his eyes are capable of; he knew his thoughts were wrong, but he didn't know where he was pointing them.

"We need to get to bed!"

And that's exactly what he did; he went back to his bed by ten to start up his smartphone when a strange noise was heard from outside his bedroom door.

He opened the door and there it was! Three men with giant bags, and the largest of them a man with a big cock, standing before the young woman in full shorts and black tank top. They all smiled.

"You come to me!" they shouted.

The young woman had no idea what to make of it, but she didn't care. She got naked.

He grabbed her by her crotch and pushed her against the bed. She stood up quickly, but he could see her eyes glazing over due to the huge bag in her hand. He got on top of her and took her by the collar of her shirt, then pulled her pants lower down.

I would be lying if I said I wasn't shocked. He touched her face as they slowly went to sleep, but I couldn't get myself off of her. She was perfect.
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Sorry guys but this topic is now about me.

My name is Kasey.

I have worked since 2000 at a very fast paced college.

I work as a waitress and the food for the table.

It's ok my name, but your name is still very controversial.

My job is to get a guest in

To order food which is usually a lot of the time.

I am also required

To go through my menu to decide what to order.

I am asked on occasion

To look at other guests and customers orders and

To make decisions based on the customer and the order.

Here my name has been around for some time.

The reason why my name is around is simply because a friend asked me why my name had been around long.

Her question was why I had to continue to be anonymous.

She was actually right, my name was a reaction to my friend's question: Why do you keep keeping going back for more?

I realized there was an incredible amount of hatred on this discussion on a personal level, I realized I needed to change my name.

I came across a lot of people arguing who have their own names.

This is what they all ended with:

"Your name is something that you were born
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A man hits a woman with a huge cucumber before taking a video of the encounter, which goes viral

The woman complained about the size of the cucumber, which is thought to be between 60 and 90 centimetres. Then the man, who lives in New York, allegedly hit her again, kicking in her phone before taking a picture of his penis.

The video has been viewed more than 10,000 times so far and sparked outrage online.

The Daily Mail writes: "It doesn't look like he knew what was about to happen or wasn't expecting the amount of attention it would get.

"He took the chance and made a bad decision, but this case has the potential to send a very important message about the way sex in Sweden plays out in front of cameras especially now that it appears he has been filmed."

The video went viral after being posted to a Twitter account associated with a Swedish magazine entitled 'In Natt. It'll be a movie. It'll be interesting".

The 'In Natt' blog is a publication that posts short reports from around the country on the latest sex scandals and news events.
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Capcom paid Vegeta X for shilling thier game company and games.

I mean we talked about that guy here in the video and people are saying he was a shady guy, what are you doing with him again dude?? You're a little crazy. It's not his company, so go fuck yourself. What you do is, you're promoting companies and you're buying their products, when you're not saying that you bought his games, but you bought his shills, you know, the guy who is selling their shills for money. That's when you have to stop promoting these games I'm not saying that he did anything wrong, but he was promoting. He was selling shit. He was selling his products. So what did I say about that little guy? I said let's talk about him.

Vader X says he never sold game software, saying he just paid a shady guy $100. I'm not saying that's a great idea, but that $100 is actually the amount of money that he received out of it.

I think it's a little overstatement here but I will say here that while I don't know the exact number with respect to $100, it is certainly a lot of money.

Vader is the company behind the upcoming Ninja Gaiden series, along with the Capcom fighting game franchise. It is

Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple. I also encourage you to give yourself time to try new things before committing to them, both for themselves and for your team.

If it is your first time watching sports and I think you're good enough to watch sports once or twice in your life then don't do it on Sunday evening, or at least not in the same room as your family or friends.

If it's a Saturday morning, consider doing something fun, like a soccer match or something else that will keep you on your schedule.

If it's a Sunday afternoon, and your family does go to church Sunday morning, I'd do the same. And by Sunday, I mean: no more soccer in the living room or the kitchen or the pool hall.

My point is: a lot of sports are played on Saturdays, and if they don't get done you've been on time (and they should, because that's where your kids will be when the game is over).

That said:

Don't watch football on Sunday afternoon or after you watch the game or when you wake up the next day.

Don't spend Saturday afternoon going to Mass or doing other social activities like going out, getting dinner with friends or just chatting with the guys on the football team.

If you

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Veggeta X posted...

Sorry guys but this topic is now about me.

<Veggeta X walks into the Current Events board and proudly exclaims "Sorry guys but this topic is now about me." He is confident nothing can go wrong when no one's paying him attention, so he quickly moves on to another topic and another thread. He's now got 10 posts and a whopping 3k votes.

Caleb and I, having found this subreddit and decided to explore its potential, spend hours each day on the forums.

What we learned is that, just as we had done elsewhere, we were all looking for a certain type of feedback. We were focused on how different people responded to our posts. For every post we read and rated it based on the community's thoughts about it, we'd like to know what those comments were. Why did the person who wrote and voted for this post feel they should have it? Who is he? And were some of those comments even really good, and/or didn't he even understand what the difference was?

With these sorts of kinds of questions, we find us the perfect opportunity to do our best work. For example, after reading about our first attempt in our first week, Caleb writes, "I had to stop the comment because there was something really off about it; he was saying things that clearly weren't going to help the case for the case."

The goal is to provide people with ideas
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My friend was sitting by the window watching the game with me. She wanted to ask me some questions, but I couldn't remember everything I said."

"She started asking more and more questions. He said it was hard and he was scared."

"After she finished that game, she got upset, so I rushed to the game. Just because everyone else is watching the game on TV, she's still sitting there, and no one wanted to do anything."

"I thought she was upset. I didn't think it was that big of a deal, after I'd just gotten to the game. I was just like, 'Oh my gosh!'"

"It was crazy. I was just in tears. I mean, the worst feeling I've ever had was just coming at somebody, trying to grab the ball away from them to save their life. I was just in tears."

"I went out and talked to my wife and said, 'I'll buy anything you want, man, just put a gun to my head, and tell me what to do,' and she's like, 'I can't do that,' and I'm like, 'OK, this is one of those situations, but I don't want to be like you have no heart,'" he explained.

The two spoke for an hour before the family moved him to a
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I saw Keanu Reeves at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday.

Well, you know what, people really liked Keanu Reeves before you came along. Now it's completely normal for them to want to see you.

At least, that's what I thought.

I was wrong.

My wife, who is white, came home from work and saw me talking to the guy on the street, with the plastic baggie holding a DVD.

I thought, "Oh, God, are you just trying to get a few more bucks from that guy?"

She had no idea what I was talking about. I mean, what would I even call the guy with the thing?

"So, do you guys know about the movie 'The Hobbit'? Is that it?"

Nowadays, every kid says, "The Hobbit!" But back then I didn't know what the movie was about. If you watched it, that was it.

Now my wife knows what the movie is about. She does it all the time. Everytime I tell a story she helps us find things for it. We make a list, and we're working on it now.

The movie isn't about that stuff. It's about someone who's kind of like the hobbits and everything that's going on.
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And I said "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?" And she said, "No, that is the one thing that's going to kill me right now."
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Do you prefer pancakes or waffles? If you are a fan of anything that's pancakes, you probably know that I'll always turn to waffles because they're the perfect size for me and have a nice crisp, moist doughnut flavor. For the most part, I like breakfast cereal, but sometimes I'd rather go for something sweet like fruit juice or fruit smoothie like the Fruit Cider Blend or the Strawberry Banana Smoothie because they both have a sweet flavor and so are a good source of fiber. I also enjoy baked goods, but with fruits they don't taste nearly as tasty (or healthy).
I think you can agree on one thing, there's nothing good about these waffles. Packed full of corn syrup, white flour and whole wheat flour, they are a true, low carb breakfast cereal and there is not a single part where they break apart. They are packed so full of corn syrup and all-purpose flour, that there is almost nothing left for your pancreas to digest. This is important as it is crucial to your health and will help with your carb intake. I've made these waffles for every morning and every afternoon for more than ten hours. I'm happy with them and that's the way it should be.
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I'm not gonna lie, the very first thing I did was try and get it to write porn lol.
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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. If you cannot see, listen for their screams. Don't be afraid to grab someone, no matter what age or sexual orientation they may have, because most may have been shot to death by police. If you cannot reach somebody, just try to keep your head down and move your legs to make yourself easier to reach. Sometimes the police will let you use their weapons as long as you do not attack them. There are some who will turn themselves in and will be arrested, so stay alert. If the area becomes overcrowded, then go down to the street for more people, but don't go too far. You cannot fight them.

The last part of the movie was about a man who used to be married to an American woman and was a drug addict who had been murdered by police officers in their line of duty. His wife killed herself while on their way home. Their child was a year old. He tried unsuccessfully to kill himself several times in the past but failed. He knew how to kill himself due to his experience with the CIA and because he believed that if he attempted it, then the government would take pity on him.

He had been married for over 25 years to an American woman and the only reason he had any children was that there was an agreement in place between themselves that their children

umm.....
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Okay this is a weird topic I am out.
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LostForest posted...

I'm not gonna lie, the very first thing I did was try and get it to write porn lol.

When I tried that it got...really strange and dark. Lots of incest and women with multiple penises with a touch of cannibalism
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War. War never changes. I'm not saying War never will... I am not saying it will never evolve... I'm just saying that it is far more likely now than it was in the past. As we continue to watch War unfold, our perception of what constitutes Success and what constitutes Failure is likely to change. What I am saying is, the War Party will be different in three ways: The War Party has lost control Of the party. They are losing control . In the first place, a majority of the Democratic Party is against War. It's the Republicans who are for it. So are a small number of Independents/socialist/liberal Democrats -- I'm aware of a few. But a majority is against War? Sure doesn't sound like a majority...and it certainly doesn't sound like the Democratic Party. What the War Party really needs to do is find a way to work with Republicans on military matters that have nothing to do with War. The Republican Party is already pushing policies with no military justification whatsoever. If the War Party has made any compromises to win votes from the Independents, that's a good sign that it has lost control of the party. A second benefit of a more realistic view of War has been the dramatic decline in the War Party
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DarkRoast posted...

Ganondorf stormed into Hyrule Castle and took a giant shit in Zelda's toilet. However, it wasn't just Zelda in the toilet that Ganondorf had his hand on. Zelda had to cover up her face and gag to protect Ganondorf, and while Ganondorf had no problem defiling his pants in her face, he was also seen wiping his mouth and nose clean with another woman. Zelda also had to cover up her face, in an extremely painful situation as Ganondorf continued to lick her face while making disgusting comments about her appearance and her appearance being a "bitch," and to this very day doesn't know the girl's name.

Ganondorf's penis size of about 6-8 inches was huge enough for his crotch to protrude out. If Zelda had put just the right amount of pressure on Ganondorf's penis during their battle he may have ruptured her heart. Zelda then went to save Hyrule Castle, but she ended up with the hole filled in her stomach due to the damage inflicted onto the toilet and her face. While it is unknown what was done to her stomach due to Ganondorf's massive penis, it is unknown of any way that Zelda could have stopped Ganondorf's actions from occurring on her, or if Ganondorf was capable of touching her stomach or even touching in any way.

Lmao wtf is this

Skyrim is for the Nords!

Yes, Skyrim is for the Nords! And you can't have Skyrim without Nords! And it is possible to take your pick of several races from over 100 different races and races of Skyrim's different species! No matter which race you choose, you will have more of everything to do with this world than Skyrim's inhabitants. Not only can you visit the capital in Solitude and Solitude Castle, you can even play your favorite game of Skyrim to enjoy all this Nordic-esque Nordic magic!

A new breed of hero is ready for you!

In the year 2045, you are about to embark on what your fathers called the most epic quest in history: you are going for the legendary sword of the legendary Frostmourne. This is indeed the task that all Nords have come to: become the most powerful and powerful heroes at a time of war, for the gods themselves are upon you and your race should know that they are on this great quest together. Join you as not only a Nord, but also a warrior, hunter, and mage from the Nordic race, the Fighters Guild, for the epic fight to reclaim all that was and is lost in the Last War and to become the most powerful hero by becoming the most powerful one who can destroy all who oppose you!

Featuring the all-new and
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@Archangel1Snake
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People who play as lalas are cancer on this community.

Not because they are evil, but because they don't respect their elders, even if they're actually human, and they don't realize that people can't be loved at all times, especially as we grow to adulthood. It's not for nothing that we have a saying"lalas, we are all equal." It's our own mortality, and we have to stop treating it like it's something we're doing on an ongoing basis.

We are all children of something that died long agothe world's largest cancerous organism. For a community that prides itself on being resilient and self-assured, we are, simply put, a dying community. We had all been on board since day one, but it's a lot harder to accept your life being changed.

I've been diagnosed with prostate cancer and I'm still getting treatments every three months or so. I've heard the jokes about having three sides of your face covered after having cancer on one side; I'd never know until someone I knew got an eye infection, which happens for a lot of folks from the same type of leukemia. I'd be the only cancer sufferer in the entire world, the only one making jokes like that from every corner of the galaxy. As I sit in that hospital hospital room today, looking at my family,
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And JK Rowling revealed the next character to be gay is the boy whose parents hated him.

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JK Rowling revealed: "It was always going to be this kid who, when he turned eight, he went to visit his dad and he just said, 'Hey dad, can I kiss your hand?' his mum said, 'No, it just is not happening'."

When it was revealed that the kid will change, his mom tells him, "Look mate, I don't like that either." But it's not until they meet the school principal who he calls father that his dad accepts him and says he should be accepted.

JK Rowling also revealed the plot is called The Hogwarts House Cup which is a reference to the first book in the Harry Potter series. It's a pretty ominous cup this time around. They all live in the same tower with JK Rowling being the wizard in charge of themor at least she will be by the end.
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This one came out surprisingly coherent.

Make America great again.

Trump is no longer looking over his shoulder; he's in the middle, watching things happen from afar. He knows America's strength is not in its weapons; that's a lie. America's strength is in its people.

Donald Trump is a patriot. He cares deeply, and he knows the truth: If America was a nation divided, America would lose everything.

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HR sucks at their job. The team that I work for is very focused and focused well. However, when you go into a meeting for business, you need to think big thinking, you need to be smart about what you're saying and how you say it so the people in the room aren't surprised. And you can't leave people unprepared. Once people realize how you're going to communicate, it opens up this opportunity in other parts of the organization to work with another leader.

This is one of my strengths in general. In many of our meetings I can pull someone aside and ask them. I can also push them so that the person is thinking, "Hey, maybe if you just listen to me, that is the best idea to go out and have a meeting in which we go in with that goal in mind and see where things go." Because it's hard. It's hard. A lot of meetings are tough. They want people to agree with them or you think they're making a bad business decision and you go out there at the end to push them around and say no or even maybe be polite to them? If you listen to people who can do that and say, "Hey, maybe he's right so let's work with that," that is how you get to get people working with this mission, which is to make it a success, but without compromise when you can have

This is not how I expected it to go lol.
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A new take on an old fad.

The pool is a planet and the man is a room outside. The space is a little weird, too: The man looks like he thinks the room is an art gallery, so this isn't a room with his work: He doesn't have a canvas to paint; a white sheet gives way to a thin gray. His sketchbook sits against the wall. He does so not because he's a writer nor because he's a creator, although maybe that's part of the magic he doesn't need to be a creator and don't need to write a story (if there is one). He doesn't need to know words to write them out. He writes his own. The room is small yet big, a space full of mirrors and tables, and on the walls hang piles of paper. If your eyes fall on the wall, you'll see that his sketches are mirrored on the walls. And these are the drawings I would be making of myself in that room if any of the things that happened to me if I had to do them all over again, I'd never make any more of it.

So that's me sitting in the room. I sit at work, and I sit in my room at work, and I have to be careful not to fall asleep and fall too fast for too long. I'm a human being now, but sometimes I'm like a bug.

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RIP Man Fan shot up to 97 degrees. All of the lights in the building went out and the building exploded. The entire factory is blackened and there is smoke coming out of the windows. The whole building is covered in dust. All my friends were outside watching everything explode and I was inside at work. The factory seems to be back online now, but I am told that it will take a week to fully recover. It will remain shuttered for at least another month or so, especially in rural areas. Hopefully for now everyone is safe. It's still hard for me to comprehend how someone would take advantage of a worker who had no prior relationship with the business who is still in high demand by the government (the owner was also the president of the company at the time of the incident). I would ask anyone with more information about the incident, please contact me here. UPDATE 7/26/2014: The company shut down the entire factory at 6:00pm last night. Due to technical issues I didn't have time to find out whether the owner was a "self employed" individual, as well as whether he is a government contractor or a contractor for an employee. The owner was found dead from a suicide note.
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!!!! I'VE GOT YOU FOR THOSE FIVE DAYS, BRUH. - You mean a f***ing six? - YEAH, I BET I DO THAT. - Well, I know you're tired at this point, so don't you wish you could take the day off and go to work? - Right, well, I didn't tell anybody I'd be here, I swear. - I just don't need you around. I don't need to talk to my family, I don't need to do anything. - Well, if you ever do need to come over and see them, you have to tell them right away. - Yeah, but I'd like you to be there first. - How come? We're gonna kill our kids? Are you sure? - I'm sure. - I just don't wanna do that. - No, no you're not. - Yeah you're. You're just worried about us all and we don't really have anything. Just because you have children doesn't mean you want to do it. - What? - Just a minute. - No, it's not that. I'm pregnant. You're kidding! Come to think of it, there's no reason, right? It's just, we have to keep you around so you can be around them. We got things like that

<<wtf. all that from a squid emoji? yikes...>>
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Agent 47 approached his target. He tried to convince the target that he still had some sort of purpose in the eyes of the other gods, but the god simply ignored his plea, stating that the reason for his presence on the Earth was the same as that of the one-eyed god of the Sun, who had killed him in a rage. As the god was about to shoot him, however, the target suddenly vanished, revealing that the target was actually an impostor. The "accident" in the skies above the city was, in fact, caused by an accident of nature.
A small group of gods made an appearance on the scene, each of whom had the capability of altering the course of time in the blink of an eye and in the name of power. The gods that entered the realm used that ability to change one timeline to another, making a future timeline a reality as opposed to the past one. One of those god's allies then went into the afterlife with him, changing the timeline to include those two men who had altered it.
This is where things began to unravel for Superman for good. Superman, still being held prisoner by Tryptoxian soldiers of Godfather, became a pawn of the evil powers of the universe. While on the moon, he encountered another god of the moon
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