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BilalPowell
05/27/19 10:25:04 AM
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If you're gonna steal money, why are you gonna buy things with money instead of just stealing them?
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nevershine
05/27/19 10:26:51 AM
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Yeah Im just gonna take my nice house that I want and put it into the back of my truck to steal it
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BilalPowell
05/27/19 10:30:42 AM
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Did you steal the truck too?
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Umbreon
05/27/19 10:34:14 AM
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Aren't the bills also marked or something so they'd know if it ever got spent?
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BilalPowell
05/27/19 10:34:54 AM
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Umbreon posted...
Aren't the bills also marked or something so they'd know if it ever got spent?

Yep
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nevershine
05/27/19 10:35:06 AM
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BilalPowell posted...
Did you steal the truck too?

Yes, I loaded it into another stolen truck
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Fuparulez
05/27/19 10:38:26 AM
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nevershine posted...
Yeah Im just gonna take my nice house that I want and put it into the back of my truck to steal it


Yeah, good luck buying a house with dirty cash.
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SauI_Goodman
05/27/19 10:42:15 AM
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Umbreon posted...
Aren't the bills also marked or something so they'd know if it ever got spent?

They are, but there's ways around it.
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BilalPowell
05/27/19 10:43:17 AM
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Fuparulez posted...
nevershine posted...
Yeah Im just gonna take my nice house that I want and put it into the back of my truck to steal it


Yeah, good luck buying a house with dirty cash.

Just go to a 10,000 stores and ask for change for 100 at all of them.
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Fuparulez
05/27/19 10:46:04 AM
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BilalPowell posted...
Fuparulez posted...
nevershine posted...
Yeah Im just gonna take my nice house that I want and put it into the back of my truck to steal it


Yeah, good luck buying a house with dirty cash.

Just go to a 10,000 stores and ask for change for 100 at all of them.


Makes no difference. Cash transactions of over $10,000 have to be reported to the fed, who's immediately going to pull your tax information and go "So, how'd you get that massive pile of cash that you never paid any taxes on?"
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Smashingpmkns
05/27/19 10:46:15 AM
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A good number of bank robberies get away with it but you're most likely not gonna get enough money to buy a house lol
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BilalPowell
05/27/19 10:48:31 AM
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Fuparulez posted...
BilalPowell posted...
Fuparulez posted...
nevershine posted...
Yeah Im just gonna take my nice house that I want and put it into the back of my truck to steal it


Yeah, good luck buying a house with dirty cash.

Just go to a 10,000 stores and ask for change for 100 at all of them.


Makes no difference. Cash transactions of over $10,000 have to be reported to the fed, who's immediately going to pull your tax information and go "So, how'd you get that massive pile of cash that you never paid any taxes on?"

Found it in a dumpster.
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YookaLaylee
05/27/19 10:54:41 AM
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Umbreon posted...
Aren't the bills also marked or something so they'd know if it ever got spent?

That's why money laundering exists
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Sada_Pop
05/27/19 11:13:07 AM
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YookaLaylee posted...
Umbreon posted...
Aren't the bills also marked or something so they'd know if it ever got spent?

That's why money laundering exists

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gikos
05/27/19 11:48:18 AM
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why steal a house or a car when you can download them soon in 2050
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Xatrion
05/27/19 11:48:52 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
A good number of bank robberies get away with it but you're most likely not gonna get enough money to buy a house lol


This. Average get for a standard bank robbery almost never exceeds 5000.
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Foppe
05/27/19 11:49:48 AM
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Watch Fun with Dick and Jane.
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YookaLaylee
05/27/19 12:12:34 PM
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gikos posted...
why steal a house or a car when you can download them soon in 2050

You mean 3D print them
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SauI_Goodman
05/27/19 12:16:36 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
gikos posted...
why steal a house or a car when you can download them soon in 2050

You mean 3D print them

You mean 4k hologram them.
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Foppe
05/27/19 12:19:58 PM
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You're not thinking fourth-dimensionally!
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SauI_Goodman
05/27/19 12:24:07 PM
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Foppe posted...
You're not thinking fourth-dimensionally!

Right, I have a real problem with that.
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Fuparulez
05/27/19 12:31:02 PM
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Xatrion posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
A good number of bank robberies get away with it but you're most likely not gonna get enough money to buy a house lol


This. Average get for a standard bank robbery almost never exceeds 5000.


Yeah, it's not like that movie Heat where they have pallets of cash sitting around... I had a few pay checks collect that I didn't cash, brought them in all at once, I asked for largest bills possible, I got about ten hundreds and he starts giving me fifties and then twenties. "I ran out of hundreds." You're a BANK, you ran out of freaking money?? Turns out there isn't all that much cash there.
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CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 12:34:04 PM
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Fuparulez posted...
nevershine posted...
Yeah Im just gonna take my nice house that I want and put it into the back of my truck to steal it


Yeah, good luck buying a house with dirty cash.


Cause money laundering doesnt exist. Its not even difficult tbh.

Xatrion posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
A good number of bank robberies get away with it but you're most likely not gonna get enough money to buy a house lol


This. Average get for a standard bank robbery almost never exceeds 5000.


Thats cause the average bank robber is a meth head doing it spur of the moment.

Check out the stop watch gang. They made millions and robbed banks all over North America for years.
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bknight
05/27/19 12:59:00 PM
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Why steal stuff when you can just get a job, get money and buy stuff.
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Rusty_Shacklefo
05/27/19 1:00:08 PM
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Iirc most bank robberies are done to pay gambling and other illegal debts
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TheDrivingForce
05/27/19 1:00:52 PM
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The spirit of Jesse James possess them.
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LordRazziel
05/27/19 1:09:27 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
Umbreon posted...
Aren't the bills also marked or something so they'd know if it ever got spent?

Yep

How would they know?
Are they going to have every cash drawer checked?
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CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 1:11:13 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
BilalPowell posted...
Umbreon posted...
Aren't the bills also marked or something so they'd know if it ever got spent?

Yep

How would they know?
Are they going to have every cash drawer checked?


They arent. I mean Im sure there are some small bundles that are marked tucked in the mix but the idea that the cops will magically know that a random liquor or clothing store or gas station received those bills?

P much non existent. Its basically like the cops and banks version of telling kids to behave or the boogie man will get them.
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gikos
05/27/19 1:13:11 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
YookaLaylee posted...
gikos posted...
why steal a house or a car when you can download them soon in 2050

You mean 3D print them

You mean 4k hologram them.

i mean pirate the damn house just like the memes used to tell me i wouldn't do back in the day
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