Current Events > Banjo's Smash stage should include Grunty insulting the characters with rhymes.

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This could be Ultimate's version of Snake's Codecs or Palutena's Guidance, and way funnier too.
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Didn't she have a cousin that was slim thick

Oh, I might be thinking of a game over screen or something

You mean Game Over Grunty?
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Oh shit, I didn't know I wanted something so badly until just now.

Grunty stopped rhyming in Tooie
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Grunty (to Luigi):
"Again, second fiddle to your brother? Poor thing.
But I've got a plan for you. And yes, this will sting!"

Grunty (to King K. Rool):
"An impressive dastard you are, K. Rool...
But that crown makes you look like such a fool."

Grunty (to Falco):
"My, you look delicious. I should cook you up right!
You'll be my next turkey for thanksgiving night!"

Grunty (to Pit):
"You, defeat me? Don't make me laugh, Pit.
The power of your goddess is a bunch of-"
Pit:
"Hey, you can't say that! This game's rated E-10!"
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Not gonna lie, when I was a little kid the game over screen did things to my pee pee. >_>
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Spooking posted...

I vote no. It is going to get repetitive every time you go to that stage.

Make it a secret Banjo taunt like all the others.
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Spooking posted...

I vote no. It is going to get repetitive every time you go to that stage.

Snake's Codecs and Palutena's Guidance require you to do a certain taunt with the specific character (Snake and Pit, respectively) on the stage to activate them. Make these Grunty rhymes activate the same way: by having Banjo do a certain taunt on his stage.

https://www.ssbwiki.com/Codec_Conversations
https://www.ssbwiki.com/Palutena%27s_Guidance
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Milkman5 posted...

Didn't she have a cousin that was slim thick

I remember one FAT one and one twig-skinny one
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lol
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PatrickMahomes posted...

Milkman5 posted...

Didn't she have a cousin that was slim thick

I remember one FAT one and one twig-skinny one

The thin one was the game over screen. Grunty wins and becomes hot.

If I was Banjo I'd just let her win and join the dark side.
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https://banjokazooie.fandom.com/wiki/Mingella_Winkybunion

Thin one

https://banjokazooie.fandom.com/wiki/Blobbelda_Winkybunion

Fat one

Grunty's sisters that showed up in Tooie.
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Oh yeah I guess the "slim thick" descriptor made me go towards the sexy Grunty instead of those characters.
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spanky1 posted...

Oh yeah I guess the "slim thick" descriptor made me go towards the sexy Grunty instead of those characters.

Everything is Sexy Grunty with you. :)
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I was always so depressed by the game over for Banjo-Kazooie. Didn't help that her laugh was still the same.
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Shadowplay posted...

I was always so depressed by the game over for Banjo-Kazooie. Didn't help that her laugh was still the same.

Honestly it might have contributed to my femdom fetish. >_>
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Grunty (to Sonic):
"As fast as sound, like the booming of thunder.
Too bad your series has suffered many blunders!"

Grunty (to Joker):
"'A phantom thief? Who do you think you are?
You couldn't even steal a candy bar!"

Grunty (to Lucas):
"You snot-nosed brat, haven't you realized
That your only game shall never be localized?"
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Tag
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Do some rhymes for Fire Emblem characters next.

This topic is a national treasure btw.
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Grunty (to Ike):
"You muscle-brained oaf, keep swinging that sword.
Hurry up and hit something, because I'm getting bored."

Grunty (to Snake):
"No wonder your sneaking skills are of such high fame.
No one even noticed you were gone last game!"

Grunty (to Roy):
"Oh Marth, you'll do so much to get ahead.
Even something as stupid as dyeing your hair red."
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I support this.
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Grunty (to Fox):
"Fox, did you hear what happened to your little toad friend?
I boiled him up for my last spell! What a fitting end!"

Grunty (to Squirtle):
"You may be fast as a hare while still a tortoise
But if you'll never evolve, then what's the purpose?"

Grunty (to Chrom):
"Defeated again, young prince? You'll improve soon.
Maybe you'll have better luck when it's high noon."
Chrom:
"Good grief, you old hag. Must every one of your sentences rhyme?"
Grunty:
"Oh, you think my rhymes are getting out of hand?
I can go all night, youngster. See how many you can stand!"

I just had to throw in some voice actor jokes for Chrom's. For those who don't know: Matt Mercer voices Chrom in FE Awakening and in Smash, plus he also voices McCree in Overwatch and Jotaro in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. That's why I threw in the "high noon" and "stand" references, and Chrom saying "good grief" in response. Wouldn't be the first time one Matt Mercer role referenced another, either:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olrAmfo6O0Y" data-time="

This was my last batch for tonight. I might think of more tomorrow, or you guys can post some of your own.
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