Current Events > Scenario: An Alien lands and asks you what there is to see on Earth.
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UnfairRepresent 06/18/19 9:15:46 PM #1: |
An alien lands outside your home and says:
"Ho there Earthican! I'm an traveler from the planet Yuria. Is this the land you call America? That's where I meant to land but I don't know this planet well, not many come out this way because, no offense intended, it's kinda backwater I mean like there's only 2 inhabitted planets for like 100,00 light years and they're sooo prima-... I mean culturally rich strong spirited fellows. But I thought I'd check it out. So what is there to do on Earth? Anything I should visit?"  How do you react? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jackgunney 06/18/19 9:16:38 PM #2: |
"We don't like your kind 'round here"
*cocks shotgun* --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 06/18/19 9:18:20 PM #3: |
*pulls out pistol*
"Ya better git the hell out if ya know what's good for ya." --- Hmm... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guns_of_Verdun 06/18/19 9:20:52 PM #4: |
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FuneralFroth 06/18/19 9:21:27 PM #5: |
I say primitive? Motherfucker the ps5 is on THE way
--- Pendejo. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kastrada 06/18/19 9:21:55 PM #6: |
*burns a lower-case letter t in front of their ship*
"Time to leave" --- PoW '09 Topic of the Year Co-Winners (Rada and Texy) FFD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fusespliff 06/18/19 9:22:24 PM #7: |
"We got like a century's worth of porn...Oh and Cheetos. We've got Cheetos too"
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EbonTitanium 06/18/19 9:25:35 PM #8: |
Summon my inner edgelord and say "Watch the humans laugh as they rape the Earth, then watch as the humans scream and cry as the Earth's abortion process begins."
--- I don't know which is worse: fanboys or elitist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 06/18/19 9:27:02 PM #9: |
EbonTitanium posted...
Summon my inner edgelord and say "Watch the humans laugh as they rape the Earth, then watch as the humans scream and cry as the Earth's abortion process begins." I think this is why aliens don't visit us --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Trent 06/18/19 9:28:40 PM #10: |
we ride to chick fil a while listening to old town road
--- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 06/18/19 9:34:10 PM #11: |
Tell them who I am, and make them leave as per the treaty.
--- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Reis 06/18/19 9:34:48 PM #12: |
show him some anime so he can go back to his home world and urge them to destroy the planet
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Zack_Attackv1 06/18/19 9:47:28 PM #13: |
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AlecSkorpio 06/18/19 9:50:02 PM #14: |
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Irony 06/18/19 9:52:05 PM #15: |
Inform him we saw Emma Roberts boobs
--- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 06/18/19 9:58:01 PM #16: |
Play the song that stars at 1:00 on this video and hope it works.
 --- Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality--Master ZED ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 06/19/19 1:10:14 PM #17: |
Reis posted...
show him some anime so he can go back to his home world and urge them to destroy the planet out of jealously? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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