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ThatHappySack 07/06/19 11:51:22 PM #1: |
Like, last night I was a dollar short of paying an $8 for a troll toll and this bitch wouldn't accept my $7 bucks. Like what the hell lady, I never had a tollmaster actually ding me for being short on cash!
It would be so much easier if they just take cards already smh --- Cool Story Bro https://imgur.com/V91MzY3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LaggnFragnLarry 07/06/19 11:56:15 PM #2: |
last time i was a dollar short at a toll i ended up having to bang the tollmaster before she let me through
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HelIWithoutSin 07/07/19 12:49:30 AM #3: |
You couldn't pay the troll toll.
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KopeofOnrac 07/07/19 1:22:22 AM #4: |
There was this one time, when I was way, way young, a million years ago when a dude let me out of the parking garage. I told him I was broke. He believed me. I owed $9 for the day, but I hadn't got my paycheck yet. I just didn't have the money. He let me and my car go on a promise. He got repaid with the money AND lunch for him and all his co-workers. And it was good stuff, too. Potbelly.
So, to answer your question, they're cowards. Edit: Wait, what kind of trolls are you talking about? --- My name is Kope. I saw it north, near the waterfall. Believe me! I think it was a robot. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Greenfox111 07/07/19 1:35:10 AM #5: |
you gotta pay the troll toll to get into that boys hole
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KopeofOnrac 07/07/19 1:44:03 AM #6: |
Ah... may I refer you to https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1061-1061-sex-and-sexuality ? No judgment from me, but I know you'll most def find friendly faces there.
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Mead 07/07/19 1:47:38 AM #7: |
troll toll
whatd you say --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KopeofOnrac 07/07/19 1:53:15 AM #8: |
Okay, Greenfox. The over-the-top sexual thing kind of came of out nowhere (and gave me a chuckle). I wasn't ready for that, and I apologize. I didn't mean to shame you (okay, maybe a little). For real, that kind of talk belongs on the 1061.
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Nade Duck 07/07/19 2:02:58 AM #9: |
KopeofOnrac posted...
Okay, Greenfox. The over-the-top sexual thing kind of came of out nowhere (and gave me a chuckle). I wasn't ready for that, and I apologize. I didn't mean to shame you (okay, maybe a little). For real, that kind of talk belongs on the 1061. are you high --- https://imgur.com/ElACjJD "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KopeofOnrac 07/07/19 3:27:11 AM #10: |
Nade Duck posted...
KopeofOnrac posted...Okay, Greenfox. The over-the-top sexual thing kind of came of out nowhere (and gave me a chuckle). I wasn't ready for that, and I apologize. I didn't mean to shame you (okay, maybe a little). For real, that kind of talk belongs on the 1061. WTF? No. No! What nest of fucked-up-ness have I stumbled upon!? --- My name is Kope. I saw it north, near the waterfall. Believe me! I think it was a robot. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OS 12TR 07/07/19 3:34:15 AM #11: |
Most tolls where I live are taking videos of your license plate and you have 7 days to pay online before you have to pay a late fine unless you paid the toll when you went through.
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KopeofOnrac 07/07/19 3:40:42 AM #12: |
Well, that's horseshit, too. You pay taxes, you should own the roads, but at least that I can understand that sort of horseshit.
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Zeus 07/07/19 4:35:07 AM #13: |
"I'd gladly pay you a billy goat Tuesday for a crossing of your bridge today" seems like a perfectly reasonable offer!
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Sarcasthma 07/07/19 7:14:59 AM #14: |
@KopeofOnrac posted...
Okay, Greenfox. The over-the-top sexual thing kind of came of out nowhere (and gave me a chuckle). I wasn't ready for that, and I apologize. I didn't mean to shame you (okay, maybe a little). For real, that kind of talk belongs on the 1061. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KopeofOnrac 07/07/19 2:50:43 PM #15: |
Oooooh, I get it now. Thanks! I love Always Sunny, but I skipped that episode because I get bored with musicals super quickly.
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