Current Events > Cow Thief dies on the spot after the cow he stole kicked him in his balls

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KamenRiderBlade 07/10/19 3:06:25 AM #1:	https://www.opindia.com/2019/06/karnataka-cow-smuggler-dies-on-the-spot-after-stolen-cow-hits-him-in-the-private-part/ https://yen.com.gh/129772-thief-dies-spot-stole-kicked-balls.html#129772 Talk about poetic justice and irony! --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>KamenRiderBlade posted [p:924483864] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote>https://www.opindia.com/2019/06/karnataka-cow-smuggler-dies-on-the-spot-after-stolen-cow-hits-him-in-the-private-part/ https://yen.com.gh/129772-thief-dies-spot-stole-kicked-balls.html#129772 Talk about poetic justice and irony!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unspecified_NPC 07/10/19 3:21:52 AM #2:	That's nuts --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup <cite>Unspecified_NPC posted [p:924484151] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote>That's nuts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aki_sora 07/10/19 3:22:22 AM #3:	Dis nuts --- this is GFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! Own PS3 & PS VITA <cite>aki_sora posted [p:924484165] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote>Dis nuts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OverlordBaal 07/10/19 3:23:33 AM #4:	How does that work? I imagine it would be a lot of pain but how does it cause death? <cite>OverlordBaal posted [p:924484186] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote>How does that work? I imagine it would be a lot of pain but how does it cause death?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KamenRiderBlade 07/10/19 3:25:48 AM #5:	OverlordBaal posted... How does that work? I imagine it would be a lot of pain but how does it cause death? Imagine your testicles shattering from blunt force impact along with your penis being smooshed like a hot dog underneath a very large mallet. And all that internal trauma and bleeding being done in the blink of an eye by a cow that is upset that you're stealing it / messing with it. --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>KamenRiderBlade posted [p:924484237] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote><cite>OverlordBaal posted...</cite> <quote>How does that work? I imagine it would be a lot of pain but how does it cause death?</quote>Imagine your testicles shattering from blunt force impact along with your penis being smooshed like a hot dog underneath a very large mallet. And all that internal trauma and bleeding being done in the blink of an eye by a cow that is upset that you're stealing it / messing with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 07/10/19 3:26:32 AM #6:	I mean I don't think he deserved to die for this --- THE FAM BEYOND FAM. <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:924484244] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote>I mean I don't think he deserved to die for this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 07/10/19 3:26:48 AM #7:	OverlordBaal posted... How does that work? I imagine it would be a lot of pain but how does it cause death? Depending on pain tolerance, you could get knocked out and then youd eventually die of internal injuries and whatnot. --- https://imgur.com/jWVrg9U https://imgur.com/g2efUtT https://imgur.com/5dOwhaP https://imgur.com/LVdqu8J Go Cougs and M's #DI4B <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:924484248] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote><cite>OverlordBaal posted...</cite> <quote>How does that work? I imagine it would be a lot of pain but how does it cause death?</quote> Depending on pain tolerance, you could get knocked out and then youd eventually die of internal injuries and whatnot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 07/10/19 3:27:38 AM #8:	Imagine having your entire crotch instantly pulverized. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/MAd5hwq.gif <cite>Middle hope posted [p:924484267] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote>Imagine having your entire crotch instantly pulverized.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OverlordBaal 07/10/19 3:30:49 AM #9:	KamenRiderBlade posted... OverlordBaal posted... How does that work? I imagine it would be a lot of pain but how does it cause death? Imagine your testicles shattering from blunt force impact along with your penis being smooshed like a hot dog underneath a very large mallet. And all that internal trauma and bleeding being done in the blink of an eye by a cow that is upset that you're stealing it / messing with it. Oi, that hurt me just to read it o.O <cite>OverlordBaal posted [p:924484316] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote><cite>KamenRiderBlade posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OverlordBaal posted...</cite> <quote>How does that work? I imagine it would be a lot of pain but how does it cause death?</quote>Imagine your testicles shattering from blunt force impact along with your penis being smooshed like a hot dog underneath a very large mallet. And all that internal trauma and bleeding being done in the blink of an eye by a cow that is upset that you're stealing it / messing with it.</quote> Oi, that hurt me just to read it o.O</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 07/10/19 3:34:37 AM #10:	He wasn't stealing cows for the money, he was doing it for the kicks. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:924484371] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote>He wasn't stealing cows for the money, he was doing it for the kicks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ClockworkHare 07/10/19 3:39:36 AM #11:	This is not the first time in history this has happened. It was also a common occurrence for inexperienced horse thieves. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://i.imgtc.com/k1IlqEz.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/p1ooHhw.png <cite>ClockworkHare posted [p:924484449] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote>This is not the first time in history this has happened. It was also a common occurrence for inexperienced horse thieves.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fuzzylittlbunny 07/10/19 3:42:07 AM #12:	008Zulu posted... He wasn't stealing cows for the money, he was doing it for the kicks. Topic over XD --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! <cite>fuzzylittlbunny posted [p:924484497] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote><cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>He wasn't stealing cows for the money, he was doing it for the kicks.</quote> Topic over XD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 07/10/19 3:42:45 AM #13:	Expected India --- https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:924484504] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote>Expected India</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 07/10/19 3:44:35 AM #14:	fuzzylittlbunny posted... 008Zulu posted... He wasn't stealing cows for the money, he was doing it for the kicks. Topic over XD +1 --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:924484534] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote><cite>fuzzylittlbunny posted...</cite> <quote><cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>He wasn't stealing cows for the money, he was doing it for the kicks.</quote> Topic over XD</quote> +1</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 07/10/19 3:48:28 AM #15:	RIP cow thief room shot up to 97 nut kicks --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:924484607] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote>RIP cow thief room shot up to 97 nut kicks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 07/10/19 3:49:27 AM #16:	I see --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:924484623] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote>I see</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KamenRiderBlade 07/10/19 4:16:15 AM #17:	Scotty_Rogers posted... I mean I don't think he deserved to die for this Tell that to the Cow who murdered him. --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>KamenRiderBlade posted [p:924485021] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote>I mean I don't think he deserved to die for this</quote>Tell that to the Cow who murdered him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reiss 07/10/19 4:17:59 AM #18:	you know what they say play with the bull and you get the horn <cite>Reiss posted [p:924485039] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote>you know what they say play with the bull and you get the horn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KamenRiderBlade 07/10/19 4:19:10 AM #19:	Reiss posted... you know what they say play with the bull and you get the horn play with the cow and you get the hoof to your groin! --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>KamenRiderBlade posted [p:924485061] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote><cite>Reiss posted...</cite> <quote>you know what they say play with the bull and you get the horn</quote>play with the cow and you get the hoof to your groin!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 07/10/19 4:20:35 AM #20:	Chicken posted... Expected India clicks link wow it really was india lol --- THE FAM BEYOND FAM. <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:924485082] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote>Expected India</quote> clicks link wow it really was india lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ClockworkHare 07/10/19 3:48:13 PM #21:	Quite an embarrassing way to go actually. Can you imagine a report reading "COD: dairy cow"...? --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://i.imgtc.com/k1IlqEz.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/p1ooHhw.png <cite>ClockworkHare posted [p:924506328] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote>Quite an embarrassing way to go actually. Can you imagine a report reading "COD: dairy cow"...?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 07/10/19 3:51:07 PM #22:	That was a ballsy move --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:924506486] in Cow Thief ... [t:77853125]...</cite> <quote>That was a ballsy move</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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