Poll of the Day > nudist colonies are everywhere these days.

(+) Yeah! (+)

I'd love to go, but I... can't get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit.
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Iron the shit out.

But, I gotta tell you, Adam and Eve must have been the first bookkeepers. They invented the "loose-leaf" system.
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Boo!
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Animals get to do it in the woods.

They need to learn to put on clothes.

TheWorstPoster posted...

Animals get to do it in the woods.

They need to learn to put on clothes.

Says the guy that loves to post topless tighty whitey pics of himself all over the internet.
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I would go, but Id be too cold. Unless it was the summer. I would go to a nude beach with my BF, but that wouldnt be a good idea...
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HelIWithoutSin posted...

TheWorstPoster posted...

Animals get to do it in the woods.

They need to learn to put on clothes.

Says the guy that loves to post topless tighty whitey pics of himself all over the internet.

again?
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ClarkDuke posted...

HelIWithoutSin posted...

TheWorstPoster posted...

Animals get to do it in the woods.

They need to learn to put on clothes.

Says the guy that loves to post topless tighty whitey pics of himself all over the internet.

again?

I saw one painted on the side of a WWII bomber.
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HelIWithoutSin posted...

ClarkDuke posted...

HelIWithoutSin posted...

TheWorstPoster posted...

Animals get to do it in the woods.

They need to learn to put on clothes.

Says the guy that loves to post topless tighty whitey pics of himself all over the internet.

again?

I saw one painted on the side of a WWII bomber.

lol, i wish this was true, ok?
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- Are you wearing a grocery bag?
- I have misplaced my pants.

That exchange is a 10/10 in my book. A 14/10 when you later learn that the grocery bag is full.

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Even if I wanted to go to one, my skin burns way too easily to be out in the sun with it all on display for too long.
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Everywhere, eh? Well, I'm at work and I don't see one here. Not like I'd want to.
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Are there indoor nudist colonies?

I like being nude, but not outside in the sun. I am part vampire. I went walking around my new neighborhood for an hour the other day and got sunburned in 80 degree temp.

Not overly comfortable being nude around other people, but I could get used to it, and certainly worth it to not need to wear clothes anymore.
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I've always wondered, how do they deal with erections?

I mean, what do people usually think when they suddenly see a guy with a full-blown boner on a nudist place?

Or is it kinda awkward for him and people just look away until it goes down again?

Or do people just don't give a fuck about it because it's not a big deal around nudists?
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LeetCheet posted...

I've always wondered, how do they deal with erections?

I mean, what do people usually think when they suddenly see a guy with a full-blown boner on a nudist place?

Or is it kinda awkward for him and people just look away until it goes down again?

Or do people just don't give a fuck about it because it's not a big deal around nudists?

I think they just dont care...
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LeetCheet posted...

I've always wondered, how do they deal with erections?

Most nudists realize that it happens, especially for younger men/teenagers. As long as you aren't being a creeper or jerking it, they'll look the other way.

If it's at the beach you can get in the water or cover yourself up with a towel or blanket.
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LeetCheet posted...

I've always wondered, how do they deal with erections?

Most are not going to get random boners just because they see a naked person at a nudist beach as you know they are adults. If it happens though it happens. Even more so in the mornings so I guess folk just don't care. The whole point is to be at one with nature and body functions are no exception.
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wwinterj25 posted...

LeetCheet posted...

I've always wondered, how do they deal with erections?

Most are not going to get random boners just because they see a naked person at a nudist beach as you know they are adults. If it happens though it happens. Even more so in the mornings so I guess folk just don't care. The whole point is to be at one with nature and body functions are no exception.

There was a nudist colony about 20 minutes from my house. Most were older folks (upper 40's to 60's) so random erections weren't as big of an issue. But from what I remember of their rules from a former classmate whose parents were members:

Be clean/hygienic
No sex in public
Keep your hands to yourself (I'm sure this doesn't apply to couples)
No staring

I'm sure there are more. It closed down about 10 years ago due to some SJW groups suing them, saying it was causing irreversible damage to nearby communities and families. The colony which opened in the 70's, was pretty much by itself in the woods for miles. They just said to hell with fighting after awhile

CTLM posted...

Be clean/hygienic
No sex in public
Keep your hands to yourself (I'm sure this doesn't apply to couples)
No staring

As I expected. It's just common sense. Nudist beaches or the like are not a place to get your rocks off. Now a street corner at midnight is.
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