Current Events > My gf is probably going to take a shower with me today :D

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Duncanwii
08/28/19 9:27:45 AM
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Says she hasnt yet today and strongly implied she'll hold off on it until I see her. God damn Im excited! ^_^
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PoopPotato
08/28/19 9:30:38 AM
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Don't let he ruse your mom's good shampoo.
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Duncanwii
08/28/19 9:31:49 AM
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PoopPotato posted...
Don't let he ruse your mom's good shampoo.

Ill use my gf's shampoo. Its in her house after all.
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Duncanwii
08/28/19 9:36:00 AM
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Tbh I really should hold off on making these topics until the stuff actually happens. God knows I've been blueballed before.
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Mike Xtreme
08/28/19 9:36:52 AM
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Shower sex is highly overrated imo

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Zodd3224
08/28/19 9:37:02 AM
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Lord have mercy
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biggernails
08/28/19 9:37:30 AM
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do not try to fuck her trust me
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slimfizzle4
08/28/19 9:37:49 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
God knows I've been blueballed before.

They say after awhile they stay that way
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AloofHermit
08/28/19 9:38:00 AM
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pics or it didnt happen
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Duncanwii
08/28/19 9:39:03 AM
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AloofHermit posted...
pics or it didnt happen

Ill make sure to take a pic of her shower and send it too you.
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AloofHermit
08/28/19 9:40:49 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
AloofHermit posted...
pics or it didnt happen

Ill make sure to take a pic of her shower and send it too you.

u a real bro
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biggernails
08/28/19 9:40:55 AM
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if you do you'll be banned
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Duncanwii
08/28/19 9:42:06 AM
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biggernails posted...
if you do you'll be banned

Read the post more carefully. I wasnt saying I was going to post my gf naked.
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LostForest
08/28/19 9:43:05 AM
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My girlfriend showers with me every week.

Also she only showers once a week, so there's that lol.
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Duncanwii
08/28/19 9:43:33 AM
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LostForest posted...
Also she only showers once a week, so there's that lol.

D:
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YYZ
08/28/19 9:44:59 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
LostForest posted...
Also she only showers once a week, so there's that lol.

D:


It's my fetish
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biggernails
08/28/19 9:45:24 AM
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aw damn. it's just like the peanutbutter girl with no payoff
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Dyinglegacy
08/28/19 9:45:30 AM
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So have you guys did it yet? The sex, I mean

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tullock
08/28/19 9:46:03 AM
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Did you two get your freak on yet Duncan?
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lww99
08/28/19 9:46:17 AM
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Cornmuffins
08/28/19 9:47:09 AM
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Duncanwii
08/28/19 9:48:32 AM
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tullock posted...
Did you two get your freak on yet Duncan?

Told her I had condoms. Said she was ready. Got there she said she was tired so we took a nap (like a real nap not a sex euthanism.) Overslept and I had to leave. I wasnt pleased.

But things will definitely be different this time, I know it

>_>
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DarthAragorn
08/28/19 9:49:25 AM
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She very clearly does not want to fuck you dude
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biggernails
08/28/19 9:49:40 AM
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are you gonna yell at her if you don't get the sex
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CapnMuffin
08/28/19 9:50:28 AM
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I feel like we get second hand blueball from your topics, Duncanwii.
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MuayThai85
08/28/19 9:52:13 AM
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Mike Xtreme posted...
Shower sex is highly overrated imo


Not just overrated but pretty shit. Wife and I tried the other day because our kid was sleeping in our bed and it was the only alone time we had all day. Gave up after about 2 minutes.
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Duncanwii
08/28/19 9:53:37 AM
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CapnMuffin posted...
I feel like we get second hand blueball from your topics, Duncanwii.

Tell you what. If something good happens today Ill come back and talk about it as specific as I can without getting modded. Actually you dont know with mods nowadays so Ill probably still get modded, but whatever.
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LostForest
08/28/19 9:55:38 AM
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YYZ posted...
Duncanwii posted...
LostForest posted...
Also she only showers once a week, so there's that lol.

D:


It's my fetish


Mah man. We need to talk I've stories.
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A_A_Battery
08/28/19 9:56:56 AM
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She's actually going to break up with you.
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The Trent
08/28/19 9:57:35 AM
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CapnMuffin posted...
I feel like we get second hand blueball from your topics, Duncanwii.


proof mods will always take your posts seriously no matter how clearly unbelievable they are
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Duncanwii
08/28/19 9:57:40 AM
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A_A_Battery posted...
She's actually going to break up with you.

In the shower?
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Ving_Rhames
08/28/19 9:59:16 AM
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Came in to say shower sex is god awful but its already been established. Water is the WORST for a variety of reasons.
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Duncanwii
08/28/19 10:03:03 AM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Came in to say shower sex is god awful but its already been established. Water is the WORST for a variety of reasons.

I can already guarentee she isnt going to be well lubricated (first time jitters + a low sex drive will do that.) Im pretty much going to have to take what I can get tbh.
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A_A_Battery
08/28/19 10:03:06 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
In the shower?


No, on the phone before you even reach her place. Via a text message, and not a whatsapp one where you are blocked.
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Dyinglegacy
08/28/19 10:03:45 AM
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Shower sex is terrible. It's definitely not like it is in movie scenes. She's tryin' put her leg up on the shower rim, you're trying to slightly kneel. It's uncomfortable. Easiest if she just bends over and you do it from behind.

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tullock
08/28/19 10:18:10 AM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
Shower sex is terrible. It's definitely not like it is in movie scenes. She's tryin' put her leg up on the shower rim, you're trying to slightly kneel. It's uncomfortable. Easiest if she just bends over and you do it from behind.


Yeah it's tricky. Last time we tried I fell and had a bruise the size of a dinner plate on my hip for weeks
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Duncanwii
08/28/19 10:22:48 AM
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tullock posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
Shower sex is terrible. It's definitely not like it is in movie scenes. She's tryin' put her leg up on the shower rim, you're trying to slightly kneel. It's uncomfortable. Easiest if she just bends over and you do it from behind.


Yeah it's tricky. Last time we tried I fell and had a bruise the size of a dinner plate on my hip for weeks

...how big are your hips?
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Carlbertomfg
08/28/19 10:24:12 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
tullock posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
Shower sex is terrible. It's definitely not like it is in movie scenes. She's tryin' put her leg up on the shower rim, you're trying to slightly kneel. It's uncomfortable. Easiest if she just bends over and you do it from behind.


Yeah it's tricky. Last time we tried I fell and had a bruise the size of a dinner plate on my hip for weeks

...how big are your hips?

I have it on good authority they're big enough to not lie.
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im not 13
08/28/19 10:25:36 AM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
Shower sex is terrible. It's definitely not like it is in movie scenes. She's tryin' put her leg up on the shower rim, you're trying to slightly kneel. It's uncomfortable. Easiest if she just bends over and you do it from behind.


With my current partner that is much shorter than me it really sucks. After about 4 pumps my calves get tired from all the squatting

With my ex who was almost as tall as me it was the absolute best tho
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gunplagirl
08/28/19 10:26:11 AM
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Showers with girlfriends are nice. Especially when you can make a boobie lake. That's where you press your chests against each other and catch the water and it forms a body of water.
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jumi
08/28/19 10:27:40 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
I can already guarentee she isnt going to be well lubricated (first time jitters + a low sex drive will do that.) Im pretty much going to have to take what I can get tbh.


Get some lube. Astroglide is the best and they sell it at Wal-Mart.

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Zodd3224
08/28/19 10:28:43 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Showers with girlfriends are nice. Especially when you can make a boobie lake. That's where you press your chests against each other and catch the water and it forms a body of water.


Well when you put it that way they sound kind of nice
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tullock
08/28/19 10:29:06 AM
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Carlbertomfg posted...
Duncanwii posted...
tullock posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
Shower sex is terrible. It's definitely not like it is in movie scenes. She's tryin' put her leg up on the shower rim, you're trying to slightly kneel. It's uncomfortable. Easiest if she just bends over and you do it from behind.


Yeah it's tricky. Last time we tried I fell and had a bruise the size of a dinner plate on my hip for weeks

...how big are your hips?

I have it on good authority they're big enough to not lie.


Haha this. But average size, I'm 6' 185. It was just a monstrous bruise from the way I landed
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Irony
08/28/19 10:31:10 AM
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It'd be awkward showering with one hand out of the shower.
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gatorsPENSbucs
08/28/19 10:35:16 AM
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Shower sex can be very very overrated. Very easy for it to be an awful time, but when it's good it's fantastic. So best of luck.
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CapnMuffin
08/28/19 10:50:16 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
I feel like we get second hand blueball from your topics, Duncanwii.

Tell you what. If something good happens today Ill come back and talk about it as specific as I can without getting modded. Actually you dont know with mods nowadays so Ill probably still get modded, but whatever.

If anything happens at all is good enough. That was my point.

The Trent posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
I feel like we get second hand blueball from your topics, Duncanwii.


proof mods will always take your posts seriously no matter how clearly unbelievable they are

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slimfizzle4
08/28/19 11:56:06 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Showers with girlfriends are nice. Especially when you can make a boobie lake. That's where you press your chests against each other and catch the water and it forms a body of water.

Can I be the loch Ness monster in the boobie lake?
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gatorsPENSbucs
08/28/19 12:15:15 PM
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Duncanwii
08/28/19 12:16:16 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
....you were going to use a condom in the shower?

Have to. She won't do it otherwise. Her decision.
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