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WizardPowers
09/08/19 10:22:57 PM
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Pictures were questionable but she had a pretty face so I said yes.

She posted a new picture on her profile and she definitely looks like a biggun

Goddammit
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DespondentDeity
09/08/19 10:23:56 PM
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Just bail.
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au_gold
09/08/19 10:24:02 PM
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How's her ass?
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
09/08/19 10:25:05 PM
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Why don't you use your wizard powers?
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Vermander
09/09/19 1:58:39 PM
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You could just... not go?

Tinder is all fat women, single moms, or women with serious emotional baggage. I say this all the time: attractive, emotionally functional women of any value do not use dating apps.
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Lost_All_Senses
09/09/19 2:05:13 PM
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You don't have to marry her. Just go on the date. Fuck else you doing?
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
09/09/19 2:19:51 PM
#8:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
You don't have to marry her. Just go on the date. Fuck else you doing?

Don't go on date and give her that validation.
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Lost_All_Senses
09/09/19 2:21:10 PM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
You don't have to marry her. Just go on the date. Fuck else you doing?

Don't go on date and give her that validation.


Wow, that must of came from a bitter place bruh. Make her pay for herself tho.
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
09/09/19 2:22:55 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
You don't have to marry her. Just go on the date. Fuck else you doing?

Don't go on date and give her that validation.


Wow, that must of came from a bitter place bruh. Make her pay for herself tho.

If you give her the date she'll just keep on doing it. He should show up on the date and tell her that he felt deceived then leave.
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Lost_All_Senses
09/09/19 2:24:30 PM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
You don't have to marry her. Just go on the date. Fuck else you doing?

Don't go on date and give her that validation.


Wow, that must of came from a bitter place bruh. Make her pay for herself tho.

If you give her the date she'll just keep on doing it. He should show up on the date and tell her that he felt deceived then leave.


You think punishing one girl that is just playing the same game everyone else is, is justice? You think TC posted his first picture he took?
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Blue_Inigo
09/09/19 2:24:57 PM
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Smash and dash
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Pogo_Marimo
09/09/19 2:42:39 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
You don't have to marry her. Just go on the date. Fuck else you doing?

Don't go on date and give her that validation.


Wow, that must of came from a bitter place bruh. Make her pay for herself tho.

If you give her the date she'll just keep on doing it. He should show up on the date and tell her that he felt deceived then leave.


You think punishing one girl that is just playing the same game everyone else is, is justice? You think TC posted his first picture he took?

Women have to be punished. I watched the new Joker movie and I'm not going to take this stuff lying down!

/s
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PatrickMahomes
09/09/19 2:50:18 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Just bail.

This

She literally gave you a miracle by confirming your suspicions in advance, rather than having to waste your time by faking your way through an awkward first date for which you knew there wouldn't be a second.
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DifferentialEquation
09/09/19 2:50:52 PM
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It's not like this is your job. You can no call no show without consequence.
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Lunar_Savage
09/09/19 2:59:04 PM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
You don't have to marry her. Just go on the date. Fuck else you doing?

Don't go on date and give her that validation.


Wow, that must of came from a bitter place bruh. Make her pay for herself tho.

If you give her the date she'll just keep on doing it. He should show up on the date and tell her that he felt deceived then leave.


I did that once at the end of the date because she was asking for another. ...She was so angry she blew up my inbox by the time I got home. lmfao
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El Mexicano Texano
09/09/19 3:10:56 PM
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She's going to ask for a shitload of food too prepare your wallet or take her fatass for ice cream and get a nice bj

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cuttin_in_farm
09/09/19 3:13:18 PM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
You don't have to marry her. Just go on the date. Fuck else you doing?

Don't go on date and give her that validation.


Wow, that must of came from a bitter place bruh. Make her pay for herself tho.

If you give her the date she'll just keep on doing it. He should show up on the date and tell her that he felt deceived then leave.


I literally lold from this exchange. I dont usually actually laugh irl. Bravo lol.
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