Poll of the Day > How good are you ... at SEX?

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MrMelodramatic
09/08/19 11:21:50 PM
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Be honest - Results (7 votes)
Never had an unsatisfied customer
85.71% (6 votes)
6
60% of the time, it works every time
0% (0 votes)
0
I'm not the best, but I got some moves
0% (0 votes)
0
When I'm getting busy I'm busy getting good
14.29% (1 vote)
1
Never had a satisfied customer
0% (0 votes)
0
"A certified sexpert" - Hypnox
0% (0 votes)
0
<.< Ive been thinking about sex a lot recently. I dont think Im very good but I guess Im good enough

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Sarcasthma
09/08/19 11:27:04 PM
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Im a solid 6 out of 9 hurrhurrhurr
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aHappySacka
09/08/19 11:47:39 PM
#3:


Ask your mom.
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Mead
09/08/19 11:51:59 PM
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Lets just say I know where to put the noodle, if ya know what I mean

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Blighboy
09/08/19 11:52:42 PM
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I'm pretty sure I'm terrible but it's not like I'm getting a lot of practice.
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trodi_911
09/08/19 11:53:07 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Never had an unsatisfied customer

This but also this,

MrMelodramatic posted...
Never had a satisfied customer

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MrMelodramatic
09/08/19 11:53:23 PM
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So I had emoji at the end of each option. They were, in order






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wwinterj25
09/09/19 1:56:39 AM
#8:


"Never had an unsatisfied customer"
I mean technically that isn't wrong for me as I've never had any customers.
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Sarcasthma
09/09/19 2:31:15 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
"Never had an unsatisfied customer"
I mean technically that isn't wrong for me as I've never had any customers.

Itd technically be true if I said, Im not wearing any panties right now.
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PK_Spam
09/09/19 2:38:47 AM
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According to the H-scene in some VN I played drunk several years ago, Im so good her entire pelvic region turned transparent so everyone could see my wang
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KogaSteelfang
09/09/19 9:40:20 AM
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Probably terrible, but we'll never know.
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guy12345
09/09/19 11:17:33 AM
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Very bad. I've been told so!
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Aculo
09/09/19 11:21:01 AM
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i bet your gf could make a ranked list of many many other men, ok?
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FrozenBananas
09/09/19 12:04:30 PM
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Ayyyoooo lets just say Im the lady fuckin masta! I use the tongue I use the fingers I use every damn thing
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FrozenBananas
09/09/19 12:05:16 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
So I had emoji at the end of each option. They were, in order








Hmm so you got the bronze huh? Not too bad not too bad
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MrMelodramatic
09/09/19 12:15:54 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
Ayyyoooo lets just say Im the lady fuckin masta! I use the tongue I use the fingers I use every damn thing

Lmao tongue and fingers. Thats some beginner shit. You arent arent really pleasing your lady if youre not using elbows, ears, wrists, back, and armpits.
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wwinterj25
09/09/19 12:17:45 PM
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Aculo posted...
i bet your gf could make a ranked list of many many other men, ok?

I'd read that.
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dedbus
09/09/19 1:05:58 PM
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I've learned everything I know about it from the discovery channel, internet porn, eating ice cream cones on a sunny day and stirring a big bowl of macaroni salad.
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captpackrat
09/10/19 7:24:22 PM
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