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UnfairRepresent
09/09/19 6:16:05 PM
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You wake up feeling weird, with your feet dangling off the end of the bed and your pants feeling really tight and uncomfortable.

Then you stand up, look in the mirror and realize what you now look like.

How do you react?
What do you do?
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Feline_Heart
09/09/19 6:17:05 PM
#2:


Climb the Empire State Building and swat away airplanes
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/09/19 6:17:22 PM
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You already made this one
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UnfairRepresent
09/11/19 8:15:52 AM
#4:


Feline_Heart posted...
Climb the Empire State Building and swat away airplanes


They would have to be paper airplanes

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Shotgunnova
09/11/19 8:17:41 AM
#5:


I spinning piledriver the first object I see.
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008Zulu
09/11/19 8:23:44 AM
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I'm going to have to stand in line all day just to change my driver's license.
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UnfairRepresent
09/11/19 8:59:22 AM
#7:


008Zulu posted...
I'm going to have to stand in line all day just to change my driver's license.
I feel bad for a guy that size standing in line

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Lorenzo_2003
09/11/19 9:07:33 AM
#8:


You could probably be in a lot of movies, even if it is just being typecast as the villains henchman. I would have said professional wrestling too because they can make good money and theyre always on the lookout for freaks, but the daily grind will fuck up your back and joints.
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slimfizzle4
09/11/19 9:15:14 AM
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I try to figure out how to wipe my ass
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YokoGeri
09/11/19 9:18:07 AM
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There's a lot of fat over that muscle.
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VanananaHeyHey
09/11/19 9:20:09 AM
#12:


Time to do a shredding phase, but that would honestly put me a lot closer to my goals.
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Tsuyoi3
09/11/19 10:09:20 AM
#13:


Well, as my face is now different I should sneak out or my family may think I'm an intruder.
It would be ridiculously hard to convince them it's me. But I got knowledge only I know so...

Gonna probably lose my job though, maybe.
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UnfairRepresent
09/11/19 10:52:34 AM
#14:


YokoGeri posted...
There's a lot of fat over that muscle.
Legit strongmen need that

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SimpleMan
09/11/19 11:07:44 AM
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Do I still sound the same?
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UnfairRepresent
09/11/19 12:42:27 PM
#16:


SimpleMan posted...
Do I still sound the same?
Yes

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Zack_Attackv1
09/11/19 12:44:44 PM
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hollow_shrine
09/11/19 12:44:55 PM
#18:


I'll get type cast as a dom mac top forever. I'll never get to bottom to again. Shame.
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UnfairRepresent
09/12/19 10:56:44 AM
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hollow_shrine posted...
I'll get type cast as a dom mac top forever. I'll never get to bottom to again. Shame.
wut

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SimpleMan
09/12/19 11:01:04 AM
#20:


UnfairRepresent posted...
SimpleMan posted...
Do I still sound the same?
Yes

Cool. At least that'll make it slightly easier to convince people that I am who I say I am.
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