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Damn_Underscore
09/10/19 4:38:58 PM
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????? - Results (16 votes)
Penis - you have a dong that grows and hardens and you can stick into things
68.75% (11 votes)
11
Vagina - dat pleasure
31.25% (5 votes)
5
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YokoGeri
09/10/19 4:39:34 PM
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Better for what? The answer depends
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au_gold
09/10/19 4:39:46 PM
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Why not both?
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Medussa
09/10/19 4:39:58 PM
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whichever one your brain is expecting.
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HasaDiga
09/10/19 4:40:30 PM
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au_gold posted...
Why not both?

*lifts you onto his shoulders and cheers as fiesta music plays*
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JimCarrysToe
09/10/19 4:41:38 PM
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Dick, cuz they don't bleed every month.
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HANGtheDJ_86
09/10/19 4:41:57 PM
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Yeah for real tho

ideally both
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Asians
09/10/19 4:42:03 PM
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Medussa posted...
whichever one your brain is expecting.


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garan
09/10/19 4:43:06 PM
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The female reproductive organs can have a lot more serious health issues.
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Evening_Dragon
09/10/19 4:44:17 PM
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No PMS, no pregnancy, I can pretend I am a helicopter briefly
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Unspecified_NPC
09/10/19 4:44:33 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Dick, cuz they don't bleed every month.

This, though i'd be interested in experiencing a female orgasm
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YokoGeri
09/10/19 4:48:03 PM
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Male advantages:
- no monthly bleeding
- no PMS
- no pregnancy
- Infections are very, very unusual
- Less stink (hint - there is a reason Vagisil is a thing. Penisil doesn't even exist, it's called soap)

Male disadvantages:
- impotence happens
- unwanted boners
- penis can be cut, injured or damaged
- needs circumcision not to look like a slobbering elephant trunk
- refractory periods

Women can have sex forever. Men call it bye bye around 50 yrs old, maybe 60, unless they get the blue pill
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Ultima Dragon
09/10/19 4:55:50 PM
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For ease of use and being generally low maintenance? Penis. No periods/cramps, no child birth, low risk of bacterial/ph infections like UTIs or yeast, etc. Easy to arouse and "get off."

For performance and comfort? Vagina. No dangly bits getting squished, hit, or just getting in the way. Mind blowing full body orgasms that make the male orgasm look like half a sneeze. Not much to worry about when sexy time comes other than basic hygiene and cleanliness. You don't have to worry about "measuring up" or being able to get and stay 100% hard for the duration and not finish too soon. Might be some lubrication issues from time to time, but that seems incredibly rare.

It's honestly a tough choice, but I think penis wins out in the end just for being far less complicated. I don't think most guys consciously think about anything down there other than basic hygiene.
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ModLogic
09/10/19 5:04:35 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/10/19 5:05:49 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Dick, cuz they don't bleed every month.

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