Poll of the Day > You decide to build a swimming pool moat around your house

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TheWorstPoster
09/13/19 9:16:02 PM
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You need to swim to get to your house. There are no ladders, and it is 15 feet deep. The pool has lasers that will destroy anything like a bridge or a rope or anything to walk across. Filling it up will cause a nuclear detonation that will destroy the entire city.

What do you do now?
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Bugmeat
09/13/19 9:22:30 PM
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Use my helicopter to fly over.


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captpackrat
09/13/19 9:42:37 PM
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That didn't work too well for my Sims.
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The Popo
09/13/19 11:00:58 PM
#4:


Destroy the lasers
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wolfy42
09/13/19 11:31:28 PM
#5:


Build an underwater tunnel that lets you swim into the house instead of doors.

Get fake sharks and add them to the moat.
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Unit7
09/14/19 12:10:44 AM
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Late spring to late fall it wouldnt be a problem at all.

Winter and early spring? Its gonna be a real nightmare. So Id also have a tunnel entrance that goes under the moat and ends below my house with a elevator and a ladder to get in and out of my house. Ladder because in the event of power
issues. Maybe a staircase in the event of broken limbs + power outages.

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dancer62
09/14/19 12:34:55 AM
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You won't need a house, and probably can't afford to keep it after going to jail for creating a public nuisance, being sued for creating a hazard, and being fined for violations of building codes.
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JixHedgehog
09/14/19 2:28:20 AM
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Wait til the Mrs. leaves the house, see how she manages and do the same
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Smiffwilm
09/14/19 5:09:42 PM
#9:


Input the code to deactivate all that shit first? As you said, I put it in; it'd be stupid of me to put all that without a way for me to get by it safely....
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keyblader1985
09/14/19 5:18:29 PM
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Why would I decide to build a moat that will destroy the entire city when I fill it??
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ParanoidObsessive
09/14/19 5:19:10 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
You decide to build a swimming pool moat around your house

I would literally never do that, though.

I don't even want the pool I do have.



TheWorstPoster posted...
You need to swim to get to your house.

Then I would either die, or have to move to a completely new house.



TheWorstPoster posted...
Filling it up will cause a nuclear detonation that will destroy the entire city.

I don't live in a city, so whoever lives in whichever city gets destroyed can go fuck themselves because I'm concreting this magical hypothetical bullshit pool.
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