Current Events > Ever run into anyone in a game chat that talks nothing but pure shit?

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I just had quite possibly the biggest tool bag encounter in my life. Like he hit every box on the douchebag checklist.

Started off by breaking the ice dropping N bombs in a random lobby.
Then went on to say how he was a huge drug dealer. And how he could get a pound of any drug at the drop of a hat. Then went on to say he knows how to cook up various drugs and how easy it was to get them. He claimed to have a pound of LSD on hand.

Then he went on to the stage of 1uping everything everyone said. Me and another guy were talking about cars and he was talking about how he had a lambo and F150 raptor and all this other shit.

Then he randomly started telling us how to cook up crack (which he didnt know the first thing about), trying to sound like he was talking to people who have never heard of any type of drug before. Saying you mix in brake fluid and formaldehyde and this and that. At this point i told him he should be careful what he says about super illegal things like that. And he said "my shit is so encrypted that nobody will ever find me". Yeah ok.

Then went on about how he was rich and collected super expensive and rare guns. He had an M16, an AK and a Barrett 50 and was going to get a USAS.

Then of course he told us about his house that was an armored fortress and how he lived a block away from the Grand Wizard of the KKK and sold drugs to him. And how his town is nothing but KKK members and drug runners.

Then the doozy to cap it off. Someone joined the game with a name like "Bodycount" or something. And he of course has killed scores of people and starts telling the guy "dont even talk to me if you havent tortured and killed someone, fuck you for having a name like that if you arent real". He started asking everyone their favorite ways to kill someone, and talks about how he put someone in a wood chipper and this and that.

The entire time i had to keep from busting out laughing. I called him out subtlety a few times, like when he said his friends sends him pictures of blunts. I asked if he kept them in a photo album with other blunt pics. Or if he put up framed pictures of booze bottles and claimed they were from famous painters. Then he said he had an andy worhol original in his living room -_-. Overall this was a laugh riot and i wish i recorded that shit.

Anyone ever run into someone that edgy online?
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Dead By Daylight.
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I remember Xbox Live on the 360.

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Yep. Usually it's "eye-roll" poor, but occasionally I used to see someone that made me laugh. The stunts some people pull for attention.
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Kitt posted...

I remember Xbox Live on the 360.

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Notorious TF2 scumbag Chano Freeman.
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Halo 3 pregame lobby

Oh boy the things I've heard
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Yeah fuck ScorpionZ
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SH_expert44 posted...

He claimed to have a pound of LSD on hand.

Kami: Don't mind him. He just got through dropping a gallon of LSD.
Piccolo: A gallon?
Kami: A literal gallon. Out of a milk jug. I don't even know where he got it from. He never leaves the l--
Mr. Popo: Kami! I need you to tell me that I can leave the lookout if I want to.
Kami: Mr. Popo, you may leave the lookout if you w--
Mr. Popo: BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

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*1000 yard stare off into the distance*

Back in 09... Modern Warfare 2.. we were just kids, man.

<p style="direction: ltr;">Sounds like he needs an army of psychiatrists.

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Sounds like another day on Xbox live tbh
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I find that shit funny only cuz of how dumb and blatant it is >_>

Also:
evil_zombie11 posted...

Sounds like another day on Xbox live tbh

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A few of my favourite YouTubers have played and uploaded videos from the Call of Duty beta. Those lobbies were pretty toxic.

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DrizztLink posted...

SH_expert44 posted...

He claimed to have a pound of LSD on hand.

Kami: Don't mind him. He just got through dropping a gallon of LSD.
Piccolo: A gallon?
Kami: A literal gallon. Out of a milk jug. I don't even know where he got it from. He never leaves the l--
Mr. Popo: Kami! I need you to tell me that I can leave the lookout if I want to.
Kami: Mr. Popo, you may leave the lookout if you w--
Mr. Popo: BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

How do all those squares make a circle?
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Yes, I've spoken to 12 year olds online before.
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Uh yeah, in literally every online game I've ever played
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I remember trolling SC:BW UMS maps when I was like 6-7 telling people how I was having sex and playing Starcraft at the same time
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SH_expert44 posted...

"my s*** is so encrypted that nobody will ever find me".

Probably translates to: "I used a YTer code for a free month of Express VPN" lol.
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TF2's pretty charismaless.
I've played a bit of CoD though and L4D2 is still the worst I've ever seen.
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A dude with worse KDA than me once reported me for feeding

Like

How the fuck does that even work.

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SH_expert44 posted...

I just had quite possibly the biggest tool bag encounter in my life. Like he hit every box on the douchebag checklist.

Started off by breaking the ice dropping N bombs in a random lobby.
Then went on to say how he was a huge drug dealer. And how he could get a pound of any drug at the drop of a hat. Then went on to say he knows how to cook up various drugs and how easy it was to get them. He claimed to have a pound of LSD on hand.

Then he went on to the stage of 1uping everything everyone said. Me and another guy were talking about cars and he was talking about how he had a lambo and F150 raptor and all this other shit.

Then he randomly started telling us how to cook up crack (which he didnt know the first thing about), trying to sound like he was talking to people who have never heard of any type of drug before. Saying you mix in brake fluid and formaldehyde and this and that. At this point i told him he should be careful what he says about super illegal things like that. And he said "my shit is so encrypted that nobody will ever find me". Yeah ok.

Then went on about how he was rich and collected super expensive and rare guns. He had an M16, an AK and a Barrett 50 and was going to get a USAS.

Then of course he told us about his house that was an armored fortress and how he lived a block away from the Grand Wizard of the KKK and sold drugs to him. And how his town is nothing but KKK members and drug runners.

Then the doozy to cap it off. Someone joined the game with a name like "Bodycount" or something. And he of course has killed scores of people and starts telling the guy "dont even talk to me if you havent tortured and killed someone, fuck you for having a name like that if you arent real". He started asking everyone their favorite ways to kill someone, and talks about how he put someone in a wood chipper and this and that.

The entire time i had to keep from busting out laughing. I called him out subtlety a few times, like when he said his friends sends him pictures of blunts. I asked if he kept them in a photo album with other blunt pics. Or if he put up framed pictures of booze bottles and claimed they were from famous painters. Then he said he had an andy worhol original in his living room -_-. Overall this was a laugh riot and i wish i recorded that shit.

Anyone ever run into someone that edgy online?

But what if it was all true?
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konokonohamaru posted...

But what if it was all true?

People who actually put other people into wood chippers are actually smart enough to not brag about it online.

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Tyranthraxus posted...

konokonohamaru posted...

But what if it was all true?

People who actually put other people into wood chippers are actually smart enough to not brag about it online.

What better place to hide than as an online dbag?
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konokonohamaru posted...

What better place to hide than as an online dbag?

Inside your own head

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